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miisy:
hahahahaha...how u dey?gud morning to u.

Iye Mi,lafia...Aide ke?...Are u based in kogi?

1,5,7 and 22
but i was timid around ladies in sch..i lost so many chances of gbenshing lots of girls including a female teacher gan,but now i be avenger

miisy:
olodudu

av seen my own sister oooo

smh...@op ur pikin papa sabi lie

miisy:
yeah....its a holiday here too and my day is going pretty owkk..thnxx

olodu oma iye mi...

big bold and beautiful

oops

Martino240:
10. Premarital sex

absolutely correct..

tuwayz:
Op give me ur name let me write a cheque for u

Lol...Thanks

These Are 10 Things People Don’t Realize Are Actually Quite Dangerous..

1. Motorcycles

Although you probably know that motorcycles are more dangerous than cars,you may not realize how much more dangerous.Just to give you an idea,people in the medical field sometimes refer to them as “donor cycles”, because they often lead to organ donations.

2 Being overweight

Next to smoking,obesity is one of the worst things you can do to your body.In fact,most preventable diseases could be avoided by not smoking and maintaining a healthy weight through activity and diet.

3.Inhaling paint/gasoline fumes

This goes for basically any chemical.It can mess you up in ways you don’t want to be messed up, from cancer to brain damage.

4.Not Sleeping

Not sleeping actually impairs your judgement worse than alcohol.Moreover,the long term effects of not sleeping include everything from weight gain to mental health issues.

5. Petting a dog for the first time on top of the head

Although this is what most people do, it can cause some dogs to snap because it is a sign of dominance and they can’t see your hand.Your best option is to let the dog sniff the back of your hand first. Once he realizes you are not a threat,and licks you,you can pet under or to the side of the head.

6.Sitting

Sitting for prolonged periods of time (like on long flights) can lead to blood clots forming in your legs and then circulating into your heart,causing a heart attack. Furthermore,even over the long run sitting every day(like at work) has been found to correlate with numerous health problems in the same way as smoking and obesity.

7.Doing Electrical Work

Unless you know what you are doing, you should not mess with this.120V is more than enough to kill you.(Thank God for Johnny's life)

8.Air pollution

People tend to underestimate how bad breathing non-air particles actually is.One of the primary sources of this, besides smoking,is air pollution.Living in cities like Lagos can have a very noticeable effect on your health.

9.Not seeing a doctor

As long as you live in a country with affordable and accessible healthcare,you should definitely try to see a doctor if you sense anything out of the ordinary.Things like cancer are often diagnosed for just this reason.But of course,if it’s just a cold then you might as well rest.

10.Feel free to add yours

originally written by: Onukube1
cc: LALASTICLALA

@op,I am pleased with what I just read now..Kudos to you.. dat no.8 is so bleeping true,even introvert sef like better thing o.

mehn this guy is too much I must confess.@op I have been following most of your threads and its been useful some ways.
I Know somebody's life would be touched with these words of yours after reading this..

deadZONE:
love is over rated...
lets talk money, cars, weed and pussy..... leave that love sh!t for the weak.

lmao...what da f*ck are you also doing here,you be yello?..

hmmmm..thank God

are you asking nairaland where your food is?

marriage and its wahala

op u get dz girl number..i like her

hmm

the poster above me is hungry..
back to the topic,i am thinking when my lord shall come..

engrjacuzzi:
PMB is a total failure but can't be compared to diezani madukwe...come 2019, the slogan will surely be " change baba"

bros you dey vex?

The Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation, NNPC, yesterday, stated that it has shut down the Warri Refineries due to operational challenges.

Group General Manager, Group Public Affairs Division of the NNPC, Mr. Ohi Alegbe, who disclosed this, noted, however, that the refinery is expected to be reopened for operations on Tuesday.

According to him, the decision to shut down the Warri refinery was taken because there was insufficient crude oil in the system.

“They are supposed to have at least a 25-day sufficiency in the supply of crude. So because of the depletion in the volume of crude they have had to temporarily shut down.

“It was shut down on Monday. This is a temporary measure and it should be up and running by Tuesday.”

The NNPC, had a few days ago, stated that after proper evaluation and in line with the terms of contract for the delivery of crude oil to the nation’s refineries in Warri, Port Harcourt and Kaduna, the Corporation has cancelled the current contract due to exorbitant cost and inappropriate process of engagement.
source:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/08/nnpc-shuts-down-warri-refinery-over-crude-oil-shortage/

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Lionel Messi has been voted #UEFA BestPlayer in Europe for the year 2014/205

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Lionel Messi was Thursday voted UEFA‘s best player in Europe for 2014-2015 ahead of Cristiano Ronaldo and Luis Suarez.

The Argentina star, who won the Champions League, Spain’s La Liga and Spanish Cup with Barcelona, claimed the award for the second time.

He also won in 2010-2011 and succeeds Real Madrid rival Ronaldo who won last year.

lalasticlala do the needful please.. let every one see this.

Welrez:
The feminist is one I can't have as a wife from the list. When a woman is damn headstrong to contest headship with her man, what more is left for the man to enjoy the brideprice he paid. She should have paid the brideprice instead. I sometimes wonder why they get pregnant, because it is a reason for gender inequality.

i agree with you brother.

btw dat ur wife lazy die o..
did she give birth 2 quadriplets?..why on earth would she ask her young female frnd 2 cum hlp her wit tinz..

u sef na dog..big black dog wer like women

and 4 mama,na bad woman she b.

chaii som1's fada.
buhari don bring death 2 dz man.

c as dz babe comfortably dey kish her grnd pa

all dz pdp sef..
wen una go wise up gan?

[quote author=delishpot post=30114099]You can get it but then you have to always protect your skin from the sun. You will have to get a good sunblock and use daily too When ever you are going out.
There is one creme a relative of mine bought some time back. sold for #450 and she said it was working for her.
All in all, with such treatment, you have to work extra protecting your skin sha. That is my only worRy.
thanks