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lol I dey here dey laugh as I dey sip my akamu… I sha know say we go see where this boy end up.. you can’t fight your parents and win 😂😂😂

Wen una go go another man land go the oppress them wetin he go later turn to?

Make una leave our wanna be President neck abeg..🤡🤡😂😂😂

Justrite007:
Lol 🤣 yeye boy

Who be this one ?

No be this Okigwe wey nduka dey take do skit be this..😂😂😂

Na only God know who dey collapse pass between the guy and Naija power grid 😂😂😂

May his soul rest in peace

Let the massive abuse begin..

Business ventures. Kari ka chop

Seyi doesn’t really care like that. He’s leaving the office and he knows that come 2027 he won’t win presidential election. What matters to him is having a successor so that all he did with OYO treasuries won’t be exposed.. still waiting for a serious measure to curb this menace from the first citizen of the state..

Rapmoney:
Here are some surugede and gbudugbudu proverbs from the streets of Warri.

1. Chameleon nor get wardrobe but na em sabi change clothes pass.

Meaning: There are people who do not possess your talents and potentials, but enjoy life's pleasures more than you.

2. "The food nor sweet, the food nor sweet", nor be for Ukwuani weed.

Meaning: Ukwuani is a town in Delta State. It is notoriously known for its strong weed which has a knocking effect and aggrievates hunger.

3. No matter how yansh make yanga reach, legs must first am enter house.

Meaning: Whoever that is greater than you is greater than you, no matter how fast you think you can move.

4. Small pikin wey use agbada take start life, go talk wetin em go wear when em turn old man.

Meaning: When a child wants to put the cart before the horse, such a child will become confused when the time comes.

5. Nor be the same eyes wey dem dey take find money dem dey take share money.

Meaning: People usually chase money with one mind, but problem usually arises when it comes to sharing formula.

6. Na the appearance of a table for beer parlour dey determine the club wey man wey nor get money for beer go support.

Meaning: People usually pitch their loyalty where favours and benefits are coming from.

7. Man wey nor get money, em house dey always dey far.

Meaning: People will hardly visit you when you are poor. They will complain that your house is far. If you are rich, no matter how remote your house is, people will always visit.

8. E nor good make all monkey hang for one tree branch.

Meaning: When too many people partake in a business, it becomes saturated and collapses.

9. Man wey nor sabi dance go say the ground too rough.

Meaning: People who do not know how to do things will always blame unforseen forces.

10. Na wood wey bend na em dey show say carpenter sabi em work.

Meaning: It is hard task that shows the skillfulness of a person.

11. Dog wey nor get mama go scratch em own back.

Meaning: People without support will always do whatever it takes to succeed on their own.

12. Coffin fine, coffin fine nor mean say death dey sweet.

Meaning: That something is beautiful doesn't mean that it is suitable for you.

13. When you tell palmwine tapper say em palmwine sweet, e go tell you say na because of say you nor taste yesterday own.

Meaning: Some people will always magnify their abilities when you acknowledge such abilities in them.

14. Na too much groundnut oil make puff-puff shine pass buns.

Meaning: Packaging can sometimes make one thing to appear better than another.

Abeg add yours if you get any surugede or gbudugbudu proverbs.

Warri no dey carry last. Na only am I know

Jail him 20 years and make him a scapegoat… una like to dey break law and yet una go still demand justice..

I like as rivers state people no dey gree for each other…

The real Data boys on the beats 😂😂😂

Plotinus:
Hello guys, I bought the Airtel ZLT W154R PLUS (Airtel ODU) today, for 40,000 naira because I heard its unlimited.
But I have an issue with the device. I stream videos in 4k and browse really fast. However, my download speed is terribly bad, as it download in kilobytes (50kb -300kb). How can browsing be so fast and download speed so slow?

Get back to the agent that sold this to you, firstly the antenna that is placed outside may not be properly placed which is like to be an error from their installer. Secondly the agent should always give you after buying services like escalation of problems like the one you having to their office after which you will be thought how to troubleshoot or if they are going to have to escalate the problem to their backend gurus to Fix it for you. If you buy the ODU from a good marketer you wouldn’t be having most of these issues.. I know someone who’s their marketer that’s why I am able to see through this..

SaintLucia:
it's because they don't have cultural history and they don't even know where they originated from. U can't blame them.

We’re clearly aware that they lack cultural value, norms and cultural diversity. That’s why they beat chest anywhere they go and insult anyone whose school of thoughts doesn’t align with theirs.

I’ve noticed criticism from people who don’t appreciate cultural heritage. This showcases Yoruba culture and one of its finest traditions. critics of the Yoruba are individuals who do not live in or identify with their ancestral regions.

Stevosty:
Do you really know the primary responsibility of the president?

You should listen them to prove your point not asking me.. then ask the governors what are they doing to protect their states.

We know you’re going to blame Tinubu for this but y’all can’t take responsibility for y’all reason and life.

It’s funny how everyone are quick to blame the president.. the governor of the Oyo State who’s the number 1 citizen of the state what measure has he personally taken to fight this menace ? Why are state governors not accountable for anything with all the security votes and allocation they are getting but because y’all want is to take Tinubu off the power you won’t ask the right questions..

Refinedbeing:
Na ontop everything una go blame Wike ni? Blame am for PDP, blame am for APC still blame am for NDC. Wahala o

To them Election is won on nairaland and some other social media platforms.. these people are ones who put Sim Fubara for yawa. Now they must sha blame one person for their woes

Next season is kinda going to be interesting..

😂 this one just wan waste small money wey she dey take guide 😂

Funny how some people are saying audio.. all you want to hear or see is negativity on this forum so that you can pour out your frustration by insulting anything that doesn’t align with you choices… oju yin ma bo ni.

EponObi:
Lmaoooo... Abuja primary wey I contest is bad bad. But because of Obi, party is good good, as if she, Obi himself and obidents no see evidence of serious infractions in other states wey dey online. See how she twisted it as if the party top leadership (aka Dickson) had no hands in what happened to her and the Abuja primaries. No be Abuja Dickson dey live? Which part of the country ought to have the best primary process if not the FCT? What happens when the head is rotten?




Dem sell tickets to the highest bidders, but this one is applying makeup to face lift the party, again, because of Obi. We don't even know if Obi bought the presidential ticket self.

I wonder what she would have said if Obi wasn't given the ticket and this happened in Abuja

These people think they are talking to day old babies.

Just watch, Obi no go say pim. He will look away and let this fraudulent act slide under the rug - to protect his own selfish interest and because he's a all mouth and optics politician with zero ideology. Una run away from ADC talk say Atiku wan buy delegates with dollars. E be like say na naira dem dey use buy ticket in NDC, so all good good. "Buy naira to grow the naira" abi? Awon patriots

E still dey tickle una, when it starts scratching, you will smash the calabash.

NDC is a sole proprietorship party and that is how problem go start. Wait until Dickson wear his dictatorship agbada, una go fear. Shebi dem Abure and Atiku pamper una and una still cry. Walahi, tears no go fit commot when DIckson is ready for una.

Na that Dickson house wey him dey use as HQ dey always muse me

Seasonal film.

See photo now. Inside what's suppose to be party HQ, Dickson no even bother to wear shoe, which means him no get respect for Obi. Ah! Obi!! Who do you this kain thing? You see Dickson; I see a man with serious leverage over Obi. Eyes go peel.

Bros na people neck you dey press like this? Why now 😂😂😂 we go report you to our darling wanna be President 🤡🤡🤡

It’s funny how some people are quick to talk down on this Ojude Oba.. you want to cancel people’s heritage because you have no heritage?

Online no dey win election💨😃cause most these online keypad warriors don’t have PVC…

Propaganda as usual.. una sha must do everything to justify una dunce character

At least he’s hoping to win something with Nigeria and as a Nigerian player you can’t only dream of World Cup if you’re yet to win AFCON.. good one boy. So help you God.🙏