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Car Talk / Renovation by Opeyzee(m): 8:21am On Oct 23, 2016
This Car Was Spotted In A Mechanic Workshop

Celebrities / Cossy Orjikafor Said She Can't Wait To Have Sex With A Chelsea Star by Opeyzee(m): 2:13pm On Jul 12, 2016
Nollywood queen of boobs , Cossy Orjiakor , has revealed she is looking forward to having s * x with Chelsea midfielder, John Mikel Obi .
She noted that her hidden love for the player cannot be over emphasized .
The controversial actress told Encomium although she has not met Mikel , she is looking forward to meeting him on a good day .
“My favourite Nigerian footballer is …” she paused .
“ I can give you a clue by mentioning the name of his club if you insist .
“ The name of his club is Chelsea .”
Asked if it was Mikel Obi , she said, “ I think you should be talking about Mikel Obi. You might be absolutely correct . I will say yes if you think you guessed right .
“ Well, truthfully Mikel is my favourite because he is a cool and handsome dude , you know .
“ During the Nations Cup which Nigeria won , he emerged as one of the sexiest footballers in South Africa .
“ I have said enough so it is left for you to sort it out if I am tripping for him or not .”
“ Whenever I am watching a football match instead of enjoying the game I derive joy in watching how the players ’ ‘thing’ dangle in their shorts and their muscles too .
“ It ’s romantic indeed . It trips me and you know what it means and the consequence ; sex of course, ” Ms Orjiakor added.
Islam for Muslims / Beautiful Sunnah Of Prophet Mohammed (S.A.W) On Eid-il-fitri Day by Opeyzee(m): 1:24am On Jul 06, 2016
ELEVEN (11) Beautiful sunnahs of Prophet Mohammad (S.A.W) on Eid-il-fitr days
1. Ritual bath
2. Eat before going to Eid (Date in odd number, witr)
3. Wear your best cloth (at least white )
4. Use perfume
5. Supplicate on your way to Eid (Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar, laillaha illalahu, Allahu akbar walillahil hamd)
6. No naffilah on Eid ground
7. Go to Eid with foot not car or bike
8. Change road when going back home
9. Spread greetings (taqabbalallahu minna wa minkum)
10. Perform two raka'at when you are back from Eid (-i.e at home)
11 Visitation to friends, families, neighbours etc
Please if you love Almighty Allah (S.W.T) and his Messenger (S.A.W) don't leave this sunnahs of beloved prophet here only, spread this message for others to benefit and Almighty Allah (SWT) will reward you for sharing it. In-Sha Allahu. Happy Eid Il Fitr
Politics / Nigeria My Country by Opeyzee(m): 10:19am On Jun 21, 2016
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Romance / Shakara Oloje by Opeyzee(m): 9:58am On Jun 21, 2016
When You See Their Pictures, Post On FB,BBM,Whatsapp ... You Be Like These Chic Are Are Living A Luxurious Life

Sports / Alhaji CR7 by Opeyzee(m): 9:36am On Jun 21, 2016
Alhaji Christiano

Food / Food Transformation by Opeyzee(m): 11:59pm On Jun 19, 2016
14 Of The Most Amazing Nigerian Food Transformations

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1. When your meat pie visits the best MUA in the whole state

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See that highlight!

2. Bread and Akara that has done plastic surgery and is now Kim Kardashian

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Is that you Bread and Akara

3. When your Puff Puff has gone abroad to do masters and comes back


This one is not your mate anymore.

4. Eba and Efo Riro that is now working with NNPC

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You are not on the same pay grade.

5. Yam and Stew that has opened business and does contracts with Aso Rock

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Respect it.

6. The Yam Porridge that will steal your boyfriend one day

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We now understand why Esau sold his birthright.

7. Your favorite and best MUA cannot contour your face as fine as this Eba

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Just agree.

8. This is the Suya your mallam does not want you to see

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He said “it just wants to spoil our relationship”.

9. This Asun and Boli just got endorsed by a telecom company

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No contest here. It has changed levels.

10. This Moinmoin won the American lottery and drives a 2016 Range now

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Hello, from the other side.

11. This is the Ewa Agoyin that changed from Grammar school to Lekki British


It will collect your girlfriend at inter-house sport.

12. The Ogbono soup that stepped up her game after she broke up with you

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You can’t get her anymore.

13. The Fried Rice that won a N200 Million Promo


It will soon move to Banana Island.

14. This Peppered Snail that is now a starboy and has done a song with Drake

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Baba God has picked up for it.
Celebrities / Re: Teenage Girl Poses As Wizkid, Defrauds Victims Of N10.4m by Opeyzee(m): 2:12pm On Jun 01, 2016
yes omo for that blessing song ... I thought it was wizkid
Sports / Re: 2 Sure Odds Everyday by Opeyzee(m): 1:26am On Jun 01, 2016
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Politics / This Politician Campaign Picture Gat Me Laughing All This While by Opeyzee(m): 3:55pm On May 31, 2016
I Can't Stop Laughing The Moment I Saw This Politician Campaign Picture ... Omo Dis Man Need This Election Badly

Sports / Re: I Tried To Withdraw My Money From Bet9ja And This Happened! by Opeyzee(m): 2:21pm On May 11, 2016
Hey bro .... u have to stake 60% out of dat ur 10k b4 u can safely withdraw ur money

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Sports / Re: #getting Back On Bookies by Opeyzee(m): 1:17pm On May 10, 2016
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Sports / Re: Sure Betting Tips For The Day 04/05/2016 by Opeyzee(m): 9:23am On May 04, 2016
jerupil:
International Champions League Final Stages
20:45 Real Madrid -:- Manchester City 1.5 4.6 7
International Copa Libertadores Playoff
04:45 Pumas 2:0 Tachira
02:45 Atletico Nacional 4:2 Huracan 1.29 5 11
International AFC Champions League grp. A
17:00 Lokomotiv Tashkent -:- Al-Nasr SC 3.4 1.62 5 1X U 1:0
17:00 Sepahan -:- Al Ittihad 5.5 3.6 1.67 X2 U 0:1
International AFC Champions League grp. B
19:15 Al Nassr FC -:- Zob Ahan 2 U 0:2
19:15 Lekhwiya -:- Bunyodkor Tashkent 1.62 3.8 5.5 1 U 2:0
International AFC Champions League grp. E
12:00 Jeonbuk FC -:- Jiangsu Suning FC 1.62 4 5 1X U 1:0
12:00 Binh Duong -:- FC Tokyo 10 6 1.25 X2 O 1:2
International AFC Champions League grp. F
12:30 Buriram United -:- Shandong Luneng 2.5 3.4 2.7 2 U 0:2
12:30 Sanfrecce Hiroshima -:- FC Seoul 2.55 3.2 2.8 2 O 0:3
Argentina Primera Division
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I Dont Understand The Tips
Nairaland / General / Mysterious Snake by Opeyzee(m): 7:46pm On May 02, 2016
This Snake Was Killed Somewhere In My Area At Igando Yesterday Afternoon .... The Snake Was Discovered As It Was About To Swallow A Goat

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