A young couple(SOB&NutsLost) after driving for hours decided to stop over at a luxurious hotel for a night.
When checkin out,they were shocked to get a bill of =N=50,000! SOB demanded to see the manager immediately. When he came down, the manager explained that they have world class swiming pools, 3D cinema, best circus in Eastern Nigeria, best jaccuzis, 5star meals, limo rides around town and many other types of entertainment which are available to all customers.
Angry, SOB shouted "but we did not use any of those things!" The manager looked at him and said "that's not my problem, they were here and you could have used them".
After arguing for 5 more minutes, the man counted =N=5,000 and gave it to the manager. Shocked, the manager said "this is only =N=5,000, where is the other =N=45,000?" The man smiled and said "I charge =N=45,000 for sleeping with my wife". Angry, the manager screamed, "but I didnt sleep with your wife". The man looked at him and calmly said "well, that's not my problem sir, she was here and you could have! |
