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Forum GamesRe: Nickname The Person Above You by Opslag(m): 3:31pm On Nov 03, 2008
Mucki
Forum GamesRe: Free Chatting Here by Opslag(m): 3:27pm On Nov 03, 2008
Aite. kiss
Forum GamesRe: Can You Answer A Question With A Question? Part 2 by Opslag(m): 3:24pm On Nov 03, 2008
Whats goin on in 'er?
Forum GamesRe: Who Are You Missing Today? by Opslag(m): 3:20pm On Nov 03, 2008
Where's ray-s?
Forum GamesRe: Who Are You Missing Today? by Opslag(m): 3:17pm On Nov 03, 2008
Where's ray-s?
Forum GamesRe: ╚►When I Meet A 9ralander!◄╝ by Opslag(m): 3:15pm On Nov 03, 2008
Ask her y she's percuilar abt that
Jokes EtcRe: Don't Mess With Older Ladies! by Opslag(m): 3:11pm On Nov 03, 2008
Hehe!
Forum GamesRe: Free Chatting Here by Opslag(m): 2:23pm On Nov 03, 2008
@lysaa.
Wantd to ban him for you.
@gtexcute
u want me to do same to u?
Forum GamesRe: ╚►When I Meet A 9ralander!◄╝ by Opslag(m): 2:19pm On Nov 03, 2008
Put a hole in his chest.
Forum GamesRe: Can You Answer A Question With A Question? Part 2 by Opslag(m): 2:17pm On Nov 03, 2008
Ignore it.i meant that dude was so dumb he cud'nt undrstnd d thread rules.lol.do you kno that i was searchin 4 my wifey?
Forum GamesRe: Free Chatting Here by Opslag(m): 2:13pm On Nov 03, 2008
Oh dat,dnt mind him.wat do u wnt me to do to him?
Forum GamesRe: Free Chatting Here by Opslag(m): 2:06pm On Nov 03, 2008
Oh dat,dnt mind him.wat do u wnt me to do to him?
Forum GamesRe: Ask A Question, Get A Wrong Answer! by Opslag(m): 1:56pm On Nov 03, 2008
Swimin culd fel a whole lot beta.what u tink?
Forum GamesRe: ╚►When I Meet A 9ralander!◄╝ by Opslag(m): 1:54pm On Nov 03, 2008
Lock him up in my trunk.
Forum GamesRe: Free Chatting Here by Opslag(m): 1:50pm On Nov 03, 2008
Up where?
Forum GamesRe: Can You Answer A Question With A Question? Part 2 by Opslag(m): 1:49pm On Nov 03, 2008
Just like that dude.did u atend a high school?
Forum GamesRe: Who Are You Missing Today? by Opslag(m): 1:46pm On Nov 03, 2008
@thomp4
u realy curent.kip it up. wink
Forum GamesRe: Who Are You Missing Today? by Opslag(m): 1:46pm On Nov 03, 2008
@thomp4
u realy curent.kip it up. wink
Forum GamesRe: Can You Answer A Question With A Question? Part 2 by Opslag(m): 1:43pm On Nov 03, 2008
Uhmm cos i spent 4hrs of yesterday in the pool thinkin abt my life.u ok now?
Forum GamesRe: ╚►When I Meet A 9ralander!◄╝ by Opslag(m): 1:39pm On Nov 03, 2008
Gv her a feel of my whip.
Jokes EtcRe: Don't Mess With Older Ladies! by Opslag(m): 1:32pm On Nov 03, 2008
Madam!
Forum GamesRe: ╚►When I Meet A 9ralander!◄╝ by Opslag(m): 1:30pm On Nov 03, 2008
Take her to the movies,home's next.lol
Forum GamesRe: Can You Answer A Question With A Question? Part 2 by Opslag(m): 1:28pm On Nov 03, 2008
I'm just a lil unwel.u?
Forum GamesRe: Ask A Question, Get A Wrong Answer! by Opslag(m): 1:26pm On Nov 03, 2008
Break!my cars brake just failed.u wanna go bowling?
Forum GamesRe: Free Chatting Here by Opslag(m): 1:23pm On Nov 03, 2008
Wat can i do for you?
Forum GamesRe: Who Are You Missing Today? by Opslag(m): 1:21pm On Nov 03, 2008
@topic
me Wifey
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Who Is The Hottest Guy On Nairaland? by Opslag(m): 8:09pm On Nov 02, 2008
Hmm!
Jokes EtcRe: Don't Mess With Older Ladies! by Opslag(m): 6:09pm On Nov 02, 2008
could you step out of your vehicle please! The
woman steps out of her vehicle.

Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car
and murdered the owner.

Older Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands
it to the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have
a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too!!!!


dryest joke ever!der Ladies!!
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Nairaland GeneralRe: Who And Who Will You Miss Much If They Leave Nairaland? by Opslag(m): 5:55pm On Nov 02, 2008
Nobody's gonna mis me?
Forum GamesRe: Answer A Question With A Question. by Opslag(m): 12:07pm On Nov 02, 2008
Where's evry1?
TravelRe: Ugly Britain by Opslag(m): 1:35pm On Nov 01, 2008
Hmm!great Britain. lipsrsealed

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