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Don't Mess With Older Ladies! by lysaa(f): 12:06am On Nov 02, 2008 |
An older lady gets pulled over for speeding, Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. Officer: I see, Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Older Woman: I can't do that. Officer: Why not? Older Woman: I stole this car Officer: Stole it? Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Officer: You what? Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle. Older woman: Is there a problem sir? Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Older Woman: Murdered the owner? Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please. The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am? Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned. Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner. Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too!!!! Don't Mess With Older Ladies!! |
Re: Don't Mess With Older Ladies! by sexyLeamon(f): 7:13am On Nov 02, 2008 |
not bad |
Re: Don't Mess With Older Ladies! by krama(m): 11:50am On Nov 02, 2008 |
Cool |
Re: Don't Mess With Older Ladies! by Gabry(f): 11:54am On Nov 02, 2008 |
Krama banana |
Re: Don't Mess With Older Ladies! by krama(m): 12:19pm On Nov 02, 2008 |
gabrywyl shipyard |
Re: Don't Mess With Older Ladies! by Gabry(f): 12:32pm On Nov 02, 2008 |
shipyard? nothin related to me sha I rather you call me gabrywyl Dracula |
Re: Don't Mess With Older Ladies! by Bbeee: 1:17pm On Nov 02, 2008 |
nice one |
Re: Don't Mess With Older Ladies! by Azo(m): 3:34pm On Nov 02, 2008 |
why dracula na |
Re: Don't Mess With Older Ladies! by tammyswits(f): 3:40pm On Nov 02, 2008 |
Hehehe! |
Re: Don't Mess With Older Ladies! by Azo(m): 3:42pm On Nov 02, 2008 |
whata ya mean |
Re: Don't Mess With Older Ladies! by tammyswits(f): 3:44pm On Nov 02, 2008 |
How do u explain laughter? |
Re: Don't Mess With Older Ladies! by Azo(m): 3:46pm On Nov 02, 2008 |
that one sounds and looks mean |
Re: Don't Mess With Older Ladies! by Gabry(f): 3:53pm On Nov 02, 2008 |
Azo: U dont know I be dracula? |
Re: Don't Mess With Older Ladies! by Azo(m): 4:07pm On Nov 02, 2008 |
tell me something |
Re: Don't Mess With Older Ladies! by Gabry(f): 4:30pm On Nov 02, 2008 |
How come you dont know? Im famous for it nna |
Re: Don't Mess With Older Ladies! by Arcani: 4:37pm On Nov 02, 2008 |
Nice on sha o Azo:One day, I was walking down the road to Damasus, I saw Harry Potter and Odysseys playing suwe, |
Re: Don't Mess With Older Ladies! by Gabry(f): 4:42pm On Nov 02, 2008 |
really? Cause I saw him eat groudnuts sha |
Re: Don't Mess With Older Ladies! by Arcani: 4:59pm On Nov 02, 2008 |
Which of them |
Re: Don't Mess With Older Ladies! by Gabry(f): 5:00pm On Nov 02, 2008 |
Harry Potter of course, Arcani, I have to tell you something very odd and weird on YIm but am s sleepy. I need to go to bed. Hope to chat ith you some other time nne |
Re: Don't Mess With Older Ladies! by sylve11: 5:05pm On Nov 02, 2008 |
gabrywyl: and kpokpogarri |
Re: Don't Mess With Older Ladies! by Gabry(f): 5:06pm On Nov 02, 2008 |
And weed |
Re: Don't Mess With Older Ladies! by Opslag(m): 6:09pm On Nov 02, 2008 |
could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle. Older woman: Is there a problem sir? Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Older Woman: Murdered the owner? Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please. The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am? Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned. Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner. Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too!!!! dryest joke ever!der Ladies!! [quote][/quote] |
Re: Don't Mess With Older Ladies! by Arcani: 6:32pm On Nov 02, 2008 |
We know |
Re: Don't Mess With Older Ladies! by Azo(m): 8:05pm On Nov 02, 2008 |
you Bleep up to even post this kind thing |
Re: Don't Mess With Older Ladies! by OZIGWE(m): 9:03pm On Nov 02, 2008 |
Good joke, nor try am with our RRS OO!!!HEARD HOW DEY SENT A BRODA HOME-VAMPIRES! |
Re: Don't Mess With Older Ladies! by bydot1(m): 9:54pm On Nov 02, 2008 |
Re: Don't Mess With Older Ladies! by studio43(m): 9:16am On Nov 03, 2008 |
Re: Don't Mess With Older Ladies! by Nautillus(m): 10:51am On Nov 03, 2008 |
Very old . . .Very stale |
Re: Don't Mess With Older Ladies! by Gabry(f): 11:01am On Nov 03, 2008 |
Na waaa ohhh |
Re: Don't Mess With Older Ladies! by lysaa(f): 12:15pm On Nov 03, 2008 |
oh, old joke? una sorry o, i got it like 5 months ago sha |
Re: Don't Mess With Older Ladies! by romsky: 12:23pm On Nov 03, 2008 |
ow dare u copy paste a 5 month story 4 us, girl u r outdated but d joke is still current sha |
Re: Don't Mess With Older Ladies! by Opslag(m): 1:32pm On Nov 03, 2008 |
Madam! |
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