Hhmmm opportunity for the govt of the day.
In pastor's voice:

"State Visit time"!
LOOTING TIME!!!!

Na food wen man wanna prepare wait for you still be your problem you this babe geepee tank?

Oya na.
Madam settle the bills 100% as well

garfield1:
Another massive blow to obaseki and his stooge Asue.pdp's loss will start from within.
In other news,the Ezomon of Uromi chief Henry Iriogbe has endorsed okpebholo

You múmū sha. Na APC come get peace for their side?
Your akpakomis-match be like "boy -boy"

Still available?

Prayfortheworld:

I've note 10 pro redmi for sell
6/128

Na beast go check it up i hardly use it because I've an iPhone

Can they just let this guy rest?
Kanye this, Kanye that.

Nønsense

post=117868566:
Some people and fake news sha.....

Please confirm if you are supporting the lifeless one called Tífnubu.
Na so so deadbody APCheats dey produce as candidates.
Yeye party.

gmacnoms:
awfar?

You came from the future too?

solid3:
No be today japa parole start mehn. Seven thousand Nigerians

I tell you o

Ozuor don drop quote.
It seems joining the APC makes one stupid as the days progresses.
Old fóols.
We go shock Dem.
#ObiDatti2023

"you believe"?
Abeg getat

No be only lecture, na lectern.
Nønsense

1 Agbado down, 25 more to go

Nice.
The structure keeps forming

Nice.
Nigeria must better.
This man must win.
Fúck tìfnubu
Fùck Atífku
Kwankwanshit no join before

Thanks

semmyk:
Perhaps, you might get hands-on responses from the parenting in UK thread www.nairaland.com/7021004/parenting-uk-nigerian-migrant
@mamatukwas : over to you

Thank you very much

fatima04:


So many factors will impact how she cope with work and family e.g location, type of job/working hours, salary level, presence of family etc. Its not impossible for a woman to cope with a 2yr old whilst working but something will have to be sacrificed as well and will be dependent on the answer to some of the questions above.

Prices for Creche which is also known as Nursery in the UK varies and largely dependant on location. I know people living outside London paying £1200 pcm before the economic crisis while I was paying circa £700.

bakol:


With a child under 4 years, your wife would hardly be able to work due to restrictions relating to the child care.

1. Your baby will be in a nursery school which is outside the normal govt sponsored education. Hence, u pay as low as 30 pounds per day for 6 hours thereabouts.
2. The school closes 3pm if you so Which. This means ur wife will have to pick up the baby by that Time. Hence, she has a lot of restrictions as far as her availability is concerned.
3. Even child minders are worst with 20-30pounds per child.,

At the end, ur wife might only be able to work if your good self is off from work and u can take care of the Baby...

Thank you for the info

fatima04:
Wow 3yrs don waka, and the important thing is filling address history no longer stressful.

Back then it seemed like 3yrs too far. Thank God for grace

Hi Fatima,
Good morning. I wish I can reach you at this moment.
I want your advise.... contemplating moving my wife and daughter to the UK soon on a work visa. But I want to know how she can cope with work and a 2 year old daughter. Are creche expensive over to there?
Pls reply

callmemakaveli:

The lowlife criminal contacted me that he had 450gns for sale and asked for my rate. We agreed that I will buy @490/$ from him.

He requested for a paypal mail in order to transfer funds to and I sent him a client mail. He transferred the funds successfully and sent a screenshot as I instructed. My client confirmed and sent payment in naira to my account.

I realized I had an issue using my mobile App that day and I explained things to him that I will rectify the issue at the bank the next day since it was past bank working hour and send him naira before 1pm.

In order to assure him I told him I will send him 20k via POS transfer that evening because I had physical 30k with me that day.I sent him 28k instead of 20k that evening and he confirmed payment.

I was at the bank as early as possible the next day which was a Friday. I rectified the issue and sent him another 185k over the counter before 1pm as promised which sum the whole funds to 213k. I have a screenshot of all our chats.

My client called me on Saturday morning and said the $450 has been chargeback.

I contacted the thief immediately and it has been one story or another since then with no positive feedback. I have reported to the appropriate authorities already and they are working on his case.

Why are you explaining to a certified scammer?
Abi you no know the guy gist?

These private schools, when one of them starts one thing, others copy.

@Op, na im dey reign now o

Shut up!!!

Lavisha:


What is wrong with beer?
For your mind, it is beer that caused kidney problems?!

No wonder buhari called y'all empty heads Lazy.

Akúkò

KingsleyAd:
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Dchampion65:


Not only beer nowadays.
I bought and ate garden egg, Jesus is Lord, I landed in the hospital with stomach ache and stooling.
The doctor asked me, why do you take poison. Poison as how.
Thank God for his saving grace.
Chemicals are all over our fruits.

Kidney bro..... kidney

The take home here:


Stop drinking beer.

But they will never hear.....they keep downing bottles.


Na una Sabi o.

Dem dey suspend CEO?!


How?

Thanks gee.
Please we need more tips.
Work on the bolded below.....howelse do you want to assist us?
We are eager to learn .

Dafidi08:


@Ali.sonUK... To be honest your services are highly needed over here... Just that the competition is very high now since folks on Tier 4 student visa are now switching into the Skilled Visa (Tier 2 under Health and Care) and since they are physically present in the UK they save the company the cost of relocation for someone abroad and they are most likely more experienced in this business of care since most student at a point or the other as either worked directly with a care company or agency therefore afording them the UK work experience which is a big deal here.

None the less, the window is still open. widely opened for those who has prepared themselves with the right tools (CV). To have the right resume. Please use your google and search for 3-5 different carer resumes for those applying for Health and Care roles and Senior Carer resume for those which strong previous health care experience. Combine all 5 into a single detailed document (2 pages max. rephrase and personalise the content in such a way that it addresses/ describes what u have to offer. link your experience to it- not the ADMIN, LAWYER, ENGINEER ONE OOOO take those off not needed) add your normal qualification maximum of BSC if it has nothing to do with health and social care. but if u are on the health line before use all your cards Up to Msc. it only should u are educated enough to understand the care plan quickly, the training as well as present a great reporting/ recording in writing. (WRITING IS IMPORTANT IN HEALTH CARE)

Tips for those with no previous experience:
1. Do a lot of free training and have detailed knowledge of the content: understand in details what Dementia, Learning Disabilities and Altruism/ altruistic behavior mean and how it affects people with this illness-- (PRACTICAL KNOWLEDGE) no one will ask u to define it. design your resume in such a way that should that u know how to live, work, and manage people with all mental health sicknesses also show that u have a caring nature. Ultimate card- link the caring nature to your real-life circumstances--- like I grew up taking care of my elderly parent blah blah blah... i didn't say u should lie but those that did so should talk about it and how they help their elderly once.. it depicts patience and that you are most likely a naturally caring person.


For those with interview fixed don't miss the opportunity it's a lifetime one.. so make sure u HAVE solution to real-life scenario health care interviews are very easy.... no one is going to ask u what is this or that..... rather most interview questions are HOW CAN YOU ... OR HOW DID YOU....


I wish i can record all i know cus i cant type.....

VanuatuWycombe:


Yes. It is accepted, at least in all private unis that I know o. I don’t know if public unis. Just pass your IELTS at least 6.5 so that you can stand better chances of being offered admission.

I used HND to enter a master’s program in one of the private unis.

But private unis are more expensive. Right?