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crackland:
Come, we paid the same rent here... stay on your side of the house and drink tea.

crackland:
Order it online.

Very few people buy vibrators from shops.

Sixfeetbelle:
apparently I was being manipulative. Jeez! Wonders will never cease

And how certain are you that you would know you're being manipulated though? Some ladies can be very subtle, mind you

NoToPile:
Uncummed woman

They kuku will not kill someone on NL, it was premium tears I saw one time.

NoToPile:
Uncummed woman

They kuku will not kill someone on NL, it was premium tears I saw one time.

crackland:
That woman is talking in the rubbish, she's hyperventilating in the nonsense...

You go provide for woman, take care of her financial needs, help her out with the chores...and on top of all this, they still want you to provide orgasm for them.
As what na? Is the man a work horse?


Madams out here, please work for your own orgasm.
Get on top of your man and ride him until you explode on your own.
Make e be say una still dey work hard for something that benefits only you.

Men did not come to this life to satisfy women.

Casper21:
If your husband can't make you cum, take control of the bedroom. Be the Dominant

crackland:
Bruv, most of them no even know where their own G spot dey.
That's the problem...

Acidosis:
So for 2 years, you just stood still like a mannequin until a third party told him what to do to satisfy you ?

dinodesmond:
How do wives feel when someone that is not worth them Bleep them like LovePeddler all because they want to cum?

You think to make a woman cum na beans?

So you will feel okay when someone bangs you like a LovePeddler(yes he will bang you like a LovePeddler because he has nothing to lose; its a free pussy) leaving your husband that is working tirelessly to make sure you and the children live fine, in comfort and equally making sure that you retire well and the children have bright future all because of an orgasm you can get by merely climbing on your husband and riding yourself to heaven?

Talks like this make we men hate women and never feel sorry for it. Its even abominable for a wife to say something like this.

Nothing hurts men more than striving to constantly make their wives laugh and happy and these wives are fucking people outside because they wan to cum.

Whenever you feel the stupid urge of indulging in extra marital affair because of 'cum', just think of your hubby that's out there labouring because he wants to make you happy. You need to appreciate that its not easy to be a man and still be very active in bed.

SweetCunt97:
So many women be sexing without cumming. A woman with a very good sexual experiences doesn't get irritated at work and are usually calm... The release is simply therapeutic

sassysure:
U are missing a lot then.

Gosh, if u actually know what real orgasm is, u will never wait for your husband to grab it

The first time I did ejaculate milkish liquid like that( do u know women can do that), I was very scared, really scared. I looked it up and concluded that men with never outsmart me in bedroom games again. That feeling was heaven on earth. U will just zone out. It's competition o. As u dey chase yours, I dey chase mine
We go meet for yonder after.
Na battle of the sexes .

Actually, if u know how to manipulate your man in bed, he will do anything for you.
Be ready to learn.
Be open and expressive.
Love making is mutually beneficial to the two people involved. Only if u will stop seeing it as a man's duty. It's never a man's duty. Unless what u want is sex and not love making.

crackland:
Her problem, just like most women who have never experienced it, is that they don't even know their body enough to get themselves to orgasm.
Even if you give them iron sponge to scrub, they still won't know what to do or how to go about it...so depression will continue to plague them forever due to lack of orgasm.

Read Sassysure's comment and see woman wey know what's up. I don't know what kind of orgasm coach you are sef, you don win Nation's cup before?

Casper21:
Pls tell us Mrs, how did he make you cum? Enlighten us so we'll make our wives cum tonight

johnkey:
yeah the cycle goes on that's why I'm here playing my part on some people's wives. But I catch my wife cheating she's out that same night no story.

johnkey:
yeah the cycle goes on that's why I'm here playing my part on some people's wives. But I catch my wife cheating she's out that same night no story.

sassysure:
As much as I know this is all made up, let me correct some misleading assumptions we women always "carry for head enter bed with their husbands".
U are responsible for your own orgasms. U want to reach heaven, e dey your hand. Your man is just the helper.

Sometimes, u can even work yourself and your man off.
In this age of crazy romance novels, movies or what have you, u learn how to take charge of the game in the bedroom.
That you are even doing that will spur your man into action.

Must it always be you you all the time. Sometimes, be selfless and do all the work. I have noticed that nothing endeared men to their women like watching them in action, as if they are drunk. Do that and when u want him to participate, show him what to do.
Hian!

As long as there is sexual attraction between you two, take what belong to u.

It's always said that women should endeavour to behave like high class prostitutes in the bedroom to hold their men permanently bound to them.
If u don't know how prostitutes behave, watch porn.

johnkey:
I'm not married dude and not intending to but if eventually I do I'm not signing any stupid documents so when I catch my wife cheating she's going in peace. Every man with in own.

Jman06:
"semi illiterate"
It's very obvious you're the illiterate yourself!

KanwuliaExtra:
No madam. YOU starved yourself.

Simple.

In this day and age?
A man or woman will be sex-starved?


I-D-A-B-O-S-K-Y!

Nor be to “cum” and “go”?
Very easy!

bukatyne:
Uncummed woman

NL always on point.

johnkey:
when we say marry for love you no go gree but rushing into marraige with all those semi illiterate ibo businessmen that have hustled all the libido in them away, I'll continue to lash people's wives until I kpain

Rozz:
This is strange,arent men always having and demanding sex up and down?He must be on a cheating spree.sad

Mariangeles:
Na wah ooo

So, let me get this straight; an uncummed woman is an unhappy bitter woman?

Nnaa ehn, Okwu gbasara mmeko nwoke na nwanyi dikwa omimi

crackland:
Oga/aunty coach, tell your female patients to learn how to climb and ride. By controlling the depth, rhythm, and direction, they will cum easily.
It is their cum, they MUST work for it and not just lie/bend over and spread nyansh.

A man is already responsible for his own orgasm, adding a woman's own to this responsibility means working two jobs but only getting work benefits for one.

No one is a donkey.

crackland:
That woman is talking in the rubbish, she's hyperventilating in the nonsense...

You go provide for woman, take care of her financial needs, help her out with the chores...and on top of all this, they still want you to provide orgasm for them.
As what na? Is the man a work horse?


Madams out here, please work for your own orgasm.
Get on top of your man and ride him until you explode on your own.
Make e be say una still dey work hard for something that benefits only you.

Men did not come to this life to satisfy women.

bukatyne:
Do these 'dangerous' young men carry this skill of satisfaction into marriage or does it die with them on the wedding night?

So we know if they will outlive their usefulness this generation or if it is a cycle.

Just curious.