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satani22:
Mukina2 is very pretty, dark n tall, gentle n lovely. E be like say na she i go marry sef

Damn.

Watta a clown. . .

mydreamz:
KABIRU
OKON
KWASHIORKWO
COSMAS
ANTELOPES

smh.
I don suffer . . .even newbie dey use me play. . .

Jayb and Mukie,
I'm still waiting. . .

satani22:
its u i saw. U re wore a glass lol. Dark and not too tall. Loool

lmai! . . .no wonder.

satani22:
I have also met mukina2. Very friendly and jovial

Really?? . . .like really mate what does she look like? . . .kinda have a thing for that lady, despite the bans.

**Reading Psalm 516 : 88**

Chai!!
These gurls don finish us! . . .but the op of the other thread wasn't this harsh o!
But you'll agree with me that some of you gurls can be very irritating atimes.
You walk up to gurl doing nothing but staring around, with a BB in hand, oya na dance she won't dance!, oya lets talk- No!, ''can I buy you a drink?'' - ''No thank you'', 'are you ok?' - "leave me alone, its non of your bizness"
Then why come into tha club in the first place? . . .just stay the phuck at home and say the Rosary or something.
And how can a guy dance with a gurl and not 'hold' or 'touch' her?? . . .sorry you're on a very long thing.
I simply avoid those nonsense shakara by bringing my gurl along. . . .no time.

Iya,
If not for Anna ehh, I for don use vex give you triplets by now! . . .  

190,
Money way you for use send your old grandmama back home make she use buy firewood na him you dey spend for oyinbo nyansh abi?
Very useless black boi!

Oh well!

Op,
Man i'm fighting this strong urge to laugh at you right now but i can't help but admit to the fact that your case is  indeed a very serious one!   How about your Dad?. . .is He still alive?. . .if Yes then you've got to have a heart-heart conversation with him!. . .he must have suffered same during his youth or there's just something he's not telling you.
You might as well ask your Mum and sisters about the qualities and feature you possess that makes you different from other guys . . . .i dunno.
Someone has been messing with you for the past 27years!
Goodluck Man. . .You gon need it.

annawhite:
una no dey miss person?
Even orton!

My dear no mind me jare. . .tins just full head.
BTW, dem don give you new name . . .I no like am!

^
Disregard this comment. . .its his spirit typing.
The main Evangelist 190 is curruently in Afghanistan, fasting, praying and casting out demons from terrorists in some desert.
So lets wait . . .

[quote author=D-sense link=topic=679557.msg8536702#msg8536702 date=1308315905]You wish . .you this Camel poo [/quote]I better pass person (you!) way dey read Camel Husbandry & Milking!

@Dsense,
what an ugly couple
lol.
No mind me jare . . .the chikala grab wella and she suits you!. . .lucky you bro.
Hey, Tell her my third-leg salutes. 

@Iya,
Abeg your always ultra sanitary pad remain? . . .or even ordinary tissue?? . . . the tin dey flow live R.niger!

@Dsense,

So You know go Mosque?
Imam go finish you today

Kaii!!
Menstral pains don finish me!
I no fit even stand. . .belente waka . . .

Inside Iya pant go make sense pass.
Frontpage of Daily Sun the next morning:
. . .as pant catches fire. . . .ABOKI WOMAN'S NYANSH EXPLODES . . .!

Mukina ! ! !

lol.

Iya why you dey hala?
Afteral you be half Aboki!

Not witstanding,
You're still gon pay your Chat_room DUES!!!
You bloody newbie!

Who da h*ll is ex-con-90?
Has the biatch gots thick nyansh and booobsi?

mydreamz:
I dont know, they just love jerking off on my picture

huh?

iyatrustee:
I am no witch. Its just dat u made too much noise wen u were cuming that atracted me. For a split second, I tot an earthquake had happened on nairaland!

. . . .Buhahahahahaaa. . .Iya go kill person . . .hehehe

iyatrustee:
I am no witch. Its just dat u made too much noise wen u were cuming that atracted me. For a split second, I tot an earthquake had happened on nairaland!

. . . .Buhahahahahaaa. . .Iya go kill person . . .hehehe

annawhite:
aw dat  wound?

E still dey pain me!
Shey you go bath me dis evening?

mydreamz:
Na orton dey shock me,him dey confirm say him kini get crawcraw

**Scratches head**
 

@Dyt,

. . .who be kwashi finger
**bursts into laughter**

lipsexyme:
well i wnt smoke in4rnt of my kids
or wat if u dnt no your spouse smokes until after marriage/kids?

Kids ain't fo . .ols.

.

Idowuogbo:
orty y u talking kabloose , u 4 bring dem come house na
marriage ko courtship ni . soon your 3dys old pikin go begin cry for kpoli

Lol.
I go carry am come give sharpaly na. . .i reject am jare.

Some of you guys are not only funny but naìve!
Your Mum's Uncle is a chronic smoker and still living @80 - And so bloody what??

My dear Its doesn't matter if your Great-grandfather was mates with the Biblical Metuselah, but rather, how well He lived, spent and enjoyed every bit of it.