If I say I like dem na, some NLanders wil be like...........

greatnaija01:
BLOGGERS DO NOT NEED ALL THESE N*DE THINGS BEFORE THEY GET TRAFFIC, WE ARE SPOILING PEOPLE O... THEREISGOD O

Gbam!

U wil get to love her wit tym. Yes, u wil.

What's dis?

Hmmm.....
Orishirishi everywhere and everyday

She's just like me, but I'm taller

INTERMAN:
no be prank o come see am now

Ok, seen. This is scary n funny @ d same time.

Of cos there's, I totally agreed wif u

U ve d highest prank though cos it involves her parents n some other family members, hmmmm.......too tough.
I won't termed it wickedness anyways, afterally, u do me I no vex, now I do my own u dey vex

@op, wat kinda prank is dis huh?

bulldoza:
Oruemu is tripping already

U can say dat again, I wouldn't mind marrying him

Funny

U ve to settle d elders b4 u wil be fully accepted

Hehehe

I don't want to start thinking this is a new way of begging money from the community all in the name HELP, or what compensation is he seeking?

rexkexmilan:
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rexkexmilan:
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rexkexmilan:
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No Offence, But if I should Add Zero to your age, What will it be?

I ve crossed 0

rexkexmilan:
Nope.

But with this kind of thread you created, One might be Tempted to think Otherwise .

Lol. Now, I'm laffing again n she's looking @ me with her corner eye

ClassCaptain:

Enjoy yourself

I'm doing dat to d fullest. Tnx huh

rexkexmilan:
The Poster above have typed what I wanted to type .


Nevertheless, The psychiatrist your mum took you to is definitely a First Class Quack .

No, he isn't, of cos I'm alright.
What do u expect him say, dat I'm not?

IamLEGEND1:
more grease to ur díck mah nígga

And u too

Aww! Pls don't be mad @ me, there's nothing romantic pls.
I just want to pour out my heart.
I love nairaland, I love it so much for many reasons but to mention a few:
Its educative: yes, there re some words I ve not seen b4, I see dem here, immediately I wil quickly check dem on dictionary, and then I ve learnt sometin new.
Its informative: yes again it is, any info about anytin home n abroad u wil get it here
Fun: yes again oo.... Infact, sometimes dis romace section is more funny dan d joke section.
Each time I read comments, beefs n others, I almost laff out my ribs, people around wil think I'm about to join d street of mad fellows. My mum has taken me to a psychatric doctor to see if I'm alright cos of funny nairalanders. U people wil not kill me, buhahahahahaha.......
Do have a blessed sunday!

......and she no even tie her hair nor wear hat. #karashika#

Hmmm, what do u think, doesn't she worth it? Onuaku Anyadike emerges winner of the just concluded MBGN 2015

The northerners will never want to be divided cos they know they 've alot to loose. They 've done enough harms, eaten where they did not sow n want to have it all to themselves, which we won't allow.

Why did u approach her in d 1st place if she isn't up to ur standard?

For babies only No breast for men

K. will be picking all my calls onwards