₦airaland Forum

jimmynauty:
Plus to cration
Minus to volution/atheism

Man is mam, animal na animal

Don't mix the specis

pig kidney is d closest to man..they don't just put it there it is genetically modified

obi4eze:
Old news. Nairaland is just nothing but a dumping site.

I don't know d job of mod. something I read last week

jubrilELsudan:
I NO FIT LAFF

WHEN MAN THINKS HE IS GOD

na so black monkeys they laugh when the first plane took off and couldn't land...na so una laugh when the first set of polio vaccines failed...na so una laugh say 5g na COVID..na so una laugh pep that he can never win a spoon in epl..black monkeys keep laughing while scientist are studying trying to solve a problem

Kobojunkie:
All pastors are Yahoo Yahoo! Scammers who hide their schemes behind the mentions of God and Jesus Christ.

not all

We are lifting it..we are the goners

thatigboman:
For all the Arsenal haters saying no way Tottenham will play to win tomorrow and hand over the league to their arch rivals, goggle Tottenham coach's interview today and heed his advice.
He said " if you say that, you need counselling" so kindly book a space in TB Joshua's Church tomorrow and receive the counselling you deserve.

wat where u expecting him to say...the fans always have the say..without the fans there will be no football..spurs will delebrately loose to city tomorrow

Sccarrr:
agony of a pained looserpool fan

but u dey support Liverpool since

DeGLORIOUS:
𝑓𝑖𝑥𝑒𝑑

anything that doesn't favour u guys is always fixed just like d villa against asensl was fixed too

yommen:
And your team falls bellow arsenal. So enjoy it.

city for life...we are d cityzens

Westman001:
Ooh,,, yeeahhh. Let's give it up for


Liverpoooool

...the latest Bottlers in town.

better than Lossing a 10point lead with 8 games to go..asenal are d real bottlers

Teeroyzimma:
It’s seems like Assnal fans full this thread

I never see one Liverpool fans here.. tomorrow city game way not dey dey nl them go put am for nl so that asenal fans can cry

yommen:
Losing to Bayern at quarter final is not all gloom. I realized you totally forgot that 32 teams started, 16 were knocked out after the group stages. Making it to the last 8 isn't a failure for a team of players that hardly have a previous champions league experience. Only 2 players out of the starting 11 ever played champions league. Bitter man.

nor be go u wan go champions league?u will continue to go

yommen:
Losing to Bayern at quarter final is not all gloom. I realized you totally forgot that 32 teams started, 16 were knocked out after the group stages. Making it to the last 8 isn't a failure for a team of players that hardly have a previous champions league experience. Only 2 players out of the starting 11 ever played champions league. Bitter man.

only d best team wins it..sorry assarnal doesn't fall into that category

Liverpool and asenal I nor know who useless pass

Adonko:
they are just jealous, demented and delusional...even at that the god of football is with arsenal....is thier time.

people way u dey hope for they tell u say they rather loose u still dey say God of football..na I wan play Thier game..u had ur chance to defeat city in d 2nd leg but u choose to park bus

yommen:
It's not over yet.. champions League is certain again. Your team is not going.

wat is d essence of going when u know u will always meet byern

dadabashua1:
o you mean one of the ham will eventually harm city? hehehehehe

all the ham na Haram..they will be demonished by the city army

bjayx:
I think Tottenham shou6be motivated to win mancity so as to to stand a chance for champions league qualification

play is good

yommen:
Stop watching football with eyes closed. If a team that has won 15, lost 1 and drew 1 in the last 17 games doesn't qualify as a team, then someone has been using your eyes to do some other things, may be watching porn.

and won nothing

Adonko:
oga after arsenal have been crown champions of Epl... man city will eat man utd like a ravenous wolf.

in 60yrs time

I know say asenal against villa was fixed..

Adonko:
na man utd wen be mid table club na e be club abi..jealousy e dey kill...

if man u wins d fa cup..and adrenal finishes second,man I had a better season..so not laugh them yet..we will win d EPL and gift our neighbours the fa cup so that man u fans can troll assarnal

jmoore:
Na beer parlour be that. So they don't want to qualify for champions league?

u get only 20 m for qualification..my question is will spurs be able to handle the bashing from asenal if assarnal wins d epl..that's a lifetime dent..go to YouTube watch how spurs celebrated when city took the epl from them last yr

thatigboman:
How did Aston Villa not score that goal? Very useless team. If na Arsenal now they will be playing as if they are playing FIFA Best 11

assarnal na team

NothingDoMe:
$2M for one year? Lol.

he meant for a lifetime

olawonder:
They probably gonna eliminate her soon… she’s seeing and hearing too much of the length at which these people are prepared to kill off with their depopulation projects!

how is Chris embassy..them don show

PlasmaTV:
Just watch as people jump on this and call all pastors false, however same people will turn a blind eye when pastors do CSR, give to the needy and do the work of the government.

Funny humans.

The article below was written in 2017. Read it,digest it and use your head before you start throwing stones at the church. Selah.

1. For many years, Deeper Life Bible Church (DLBC) has been feeding the poor for free especially during her Retreats - Bad for news.

2. Deeper Life builds a #3 Billion Naira Church facility to cater for her teeming multitudes-(The Church comes under attack for not giving the money to the poor by people who probably have never cared for others) Good for news!

3. Redeemed Christian Church of God develops a forest into a sprawling city (Redemption Camp) at no cost to the government helping to decongest Lagos-(No one is interested) - Bad for news

4. Christ Embassy inspires and sponsors hundreds of youths talented in the music ministry-Bad for news.

5. Churches establish universities ensuring that many otherwise jobless academics are gainfully employed - Bad for news.

6. Covenant, JABU, BIU and Landmark Universities are among the 10 cheapest private universities - Bad for news.

7. David Oyedepo Foundation now gives about N500 million annually in her 24 year old scholarship scheme to indigent students-Bad for the news.

8. Covenant University in less than 20 years ranks amongst the top universities in Africa ahead of many much older Nigerian Universities-Bad for news.

9. Pastor Adeboye and wife build rehabilitation centre in Epe for youths overtaken by drug addiction - Bad for news.
10. Adeboye and Oyedepo clock 50 and 35 years in marriage respectively-Bad for the news.

11. Pastor Chris gets divorced - news goes viral.

12. Sinach, Eben, Frank Edwards, Buchi, Samsung, Joe Praize all inspired by Pastor Chris-Bad for the news.

13. Daystar equips 20,000 kids as they return to school-Bad for the news.

14. Bishop Oyedepo subsidises transport fare in hometown to #20-#50 per trip-Bad for the news.

15. RCCG builds 80km road connecting Ikorodu with Redemption Camp/Lagos-Ibadan Expressway-Bad for the news.

16. Oyedepo builds #100 million Townhall in Omu Aran-Bad for the news.

17. Ayo Oritsejafor gives cars, money, Keke, sewing machines, grinding machines to the poor-Bad for the news.

18. Oritsejafor receives jet gift-(He must sell and give the poor)-News goes viral.

19. Winner's Chapel in FACT does NOT own 4 jets-(This is not good for them)-Bad for the news.

20. Pastor Adeboye flies to Zambia, Botswana, CAR, Rwanda in private jet-(He should have flown Nigeria Airways (sic)-News goes viral.

21. Winners Chapel 's gift consignment largest ever received by Rwandan Government - Bad for news.

22. Winners Chapel Accesses Koma Hills with provisions - plants school, church- Bad for news.

23. Olukoya, MFM provides cars and cash for 1st class graduates in Unilag yearly - Bad for the news.

24. Prisoners testify of how Church missionaries led them to Christ, became better citizens-Bad for news.

25. Winners Chapel gives provisions, food, cash to Osun workers after being owed 8 months salary by State Government - Bad for news.

26. Christ Embassy feeds thousands of children daily in her Inner City Mission Scheme (who cares)-Bad for news.

27. Red Cross commends Oyedepo for largest consignment of welfare aid asides government since Nigerian Civil war (who cares)-Bad for news.

28. Landmark University operates largest scholarship scheme among Nigerian private universities--Bad for news.
29. Bishop Oyedepo sits in Church owned jet (Perhaps he should be standing)-News goes viral.

30. MFM invests heavily in football-(who cares)-Bad for news.
31. Living Faith Church under investigation in UK - News goes viral.

32. Living Faith Church commended for financial integrity by UK authorities after probe, named as a good example for other NGOs-Bad for news.

33. Nigerian Churches attract largest number of tourists to Nigeria - Bad for news.

34. Nigerian Churches infrastructural development among highest in Nigeria-(who cares ) -Bad for the news.

35. Nigerian Churches now the foremost player in education at all levels in Nigeria-Bad for news.

36. Covenant University generates her own electricity - Bad for news.

37. Faith Oyedepo 'paralysed'-News goes viral.

38. Faith Oyedepo totally healed -Bad for news.

39. Christ Embassy provides succour for tens if thousands in Haiti - Bad for news.

40. Sierra Leonean President thanks Winners Chapel for relief package to citizens - (who cares) - bad for news.

41. Oyedepo jets out to Sierra Leone, Liberia and Ghana (he should have driven a car or ridden a donkey like Jesus)-News goes viral.

42. Deeper Life spends #1.2 Billion on overhead bridge to stem traffic (who cares)-Bad for news.

when I saw biu and convent amongst 10 cheapest university..I didn't border to read again..I know say u be apc propagandist..pls keep this rubbish to yourself

I want Liverpool to win so that spurs will not park bus..they will want to go for a win..na that kind game city dey like

Teeroyzimma:
West Ham wey Chelshit put 5 passed, dey play my fans, City will annihilate them.

abeg just ignore him

thatigboman:
leave grammar, 2moro is not far. And Man City has West Ham on Sunday. Arsenal is winning the league!

west ham...do u even watch football..cuz I nor understand

Angelfrost:
Just draw with Spurs fess... Let me see whether the league nor go restart.

Manage to slip up and lose to Spurs, and Arsenal would have lifted the title ahead of the weekend finale.

Man City fans will be holding their breaths along with Arsenal fans tomorrow.

holding breath for spurs maybe u MENT Madrid definitely not spurs

thatigboman:
Tottenham is common? 2moro is not far

I nor fit laugh...a job u couldn't round up u are hoping on stupid spurs to do it for u..asenal fans are very funny..once city smells blood it's over..ask man u and Liverpool ..they were even in a better position compared to wat asenal is now