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A man walks into a restaurant and asks to see a menu.

The waiter says, "No need, Sir, we can get you anything you want."

So the man says sarcastically, mocking the waiter, "Very well, then I'd like a gorilla sandwhich, please!"

The waiter replies, "I'm sorry, Sir, but I cannot get you that."

The man laughs and says, "I thought you could get me anything?!"

Says the waiter,"I'm sorry, we've run out of bread!"

one guy was toasting a babe and the babe deside to answer wit bile verse
the guy said wats up gurl?
the girl replyed matthew 7,7
and desided to to answer wit a bible verse too
he look at the girls mouth and it was sweet
and he replyed wit songs of solomon 1,1

matt 7,7 ask and it shall be giveing to u, etc
songs of solomon 1,1 kiss me wit the kisses of ur
mouth for ur love is sweeter than wine

the greatest shock u can ever have is haveing sex wit a pregnant woman and sudenly the hand of the baby grabs ur dick and say, ABEG SEE MY EYE