NL1960:


Shuooo. I say i don hear. Go and buy dollars and put under your bed to store your wealth.

Btw, the discussion was on investing in dollar denominated assets and buying dollar cash to keep. Investing in dollar dominated assets is not the same as buying dollars to keep under the bed.

If you are talking about liquidity, nothing is more liquid than the cash you keep under your bed. Only a fool go believe say his so called dollar denominated ‘assets’ are safer and more liquid than physical cash. You sure say you go school?

NL1960:


Ok. I don hear.

Go and buy dollars then and keep under your bed as a store of wealth and then call it dollar denominated asset.

Capping nonsense again. Wetin liquidity get to do with store of wealth? You never hear of rich men wey get billions but yet have no liquidity because it is hard to sell or convert their assets into cash? That poor man that has 100 dollars under his bed may not be rich but that 100 dollars can very easily be converted to cash.

Do you know that your so called mutual funds sometimes have liquidity issues where they cannot honor requests from several clients wanting cash at the same time? Did you not read from that person that says he has been calling United Capital to pay his money? Is that what you call liquidity?

EreluRoz:
Few years ago, a young talented man with the monika GLYCOLYSIS discovered the redpill somewhere else, having gotten enough knowledge about it, he decided to start writing about the redpill here on nairaland. He created a thread and started his journey.

There came a Southafrican based writer named ubunja who also knew about the redpill and wanted to desperately be the one championing the course on nairaland but Glycolysis was already ahead of him and gathering a lot of viewers and comments.

The Southafrican based writer ubunja secretly started nursing a plan on how to edge him out, he created another thread and started wooing the major contributors on Glycolysis thread because he needed that popularity. So he started mentioning and engaging the likes of martinez39s, luminouz, capslock, karlifate and CaveAdullam plus others and eventually he was gradually succeeding because Glycolysis was doing his thing on a solo. But ubunja's thread was not gathering enough viewers and engagement like Glycolysis's own, so he smartly device a means to come back to the main thread and furiously started engaging Glycolysis and accusing him falsely of stealing his content without referencing him and at this time he already won the hearts of those I mentioned. They started attacking him, insulting him and countering further contributions on his thread, even made him tender an apology for not referencing them .

That was how they started accusing him of stolen content, he started reducing in his writeup and each time he tried to measure up they'll furiously attack him. Then when it became too much for him, he tried to end the thread but these guys have already taken over by that time, ubunja was gradually getting the redpill fame he so desires. Glycolysis tried maintaining a peaceful ground with them but their mind was already made up and he eventually deactivated against his will.

That was how ubunja martinez39s luminouz capslock karlifate CaveAdullam and others took over somebody's sweat.

It's really sad and pathetic.

And now that hopeless chronic masturbator called Luminous is trying his best to be an authority here. Same with that Pukalo that writes very senseless and tiring long epistles just so he can catch maga here to buy his books. Nonsense.

For those that don’t know what Ubunja looks like…he’s now bald sha. That receding hair don comot patapata.

NL1960:


Mutual funds is liquid asset. Buying dollars and putting under your bed is not liquid asset. If you buy dollar denominated funds, physical dollar cash has actually not left the vaults. Do you know the value of MMF of some Asset Management Companies?. If you have an MMF, is the physical cash under your bed?.

I blame CBN that allows physical FX to be given to people. During Abacha's time, if you want to travel and apply for BTA and PTA, signed Thomas Cook Travellers Cheques are given to you unlike now that physical dollars is given to you.

How can you open mouth to say dollars in cash under your bed is not liquid asset? Oga that dollar under your bed is more liquid than any money you have in mutual funds. Stop capping nonsense abeg.

All these olosho thread and redpill thread boys. Wetin una dey find for here ?? Na wa for una o.

CaveAdullam:


You're really a fan of cucumber. You must defend this long green thing with all thy might and with all thy strength.

If peanut butter will make me appreciate cucumber, then, I will try it again. No harm in trying.

Well done.

Redpiller wannabe don enter here dey do like say he like to mingle with feminists hahaha 🤣

cococandy:
So easy to make and very delicious

You have tattoos? Hmmm 🤔

These trolls don find their way here. Na who dey carry these elements come here nitori olorun? Why dem dey follow Ahnie up and down Nairaland? Anywhere Ahnie goes, trolls must go. Na wa o.

Bintdawood:
Coconut&dates... Potato

E be like say you never read Falseprophet story for front page about him ordeal with constipation. Just continue.

imagrg:
You will now respect women with this experience.

Na from yansh women dey take born baby for your village?

occfx:


Your own na small na, due to hardship I could not eat for 3 days only guever from where I was teaching a student. On the 3rd day, I managed get 1k go chop fufu and in the morning, I felt I should goto toilet. That was how my problem started. Shit no gree come out for 2hrs. Thank God I went in early by 4am so by 6 I knew it's now do or die. So I put hand inside like a gynecologist. Dragging the shiit one by one with blood and everything until by 6.30am, the heaven opened and the nonesense was let out with strong debris of guaver. The toilet was messed up that day, I cleaned tire. I thought I won the battle but men that was the beginning of trouble. Nyash begin pepper me like I had pile. Can't even sit down for long. This went on for weeks, I had to start selecting food in for easy bowl movement. Since that day, any day I have hard stool, blood will follow. I think I have torn my nyash but thank God is not pile yet. Nonesense things we faced during NYSC.

FalseProphet1:
Yesterday is a day I'll never forget in my life.

Upon the request of a member, I visited him and his family. His wife prepared vegetable soup, I ate to my satisfaction and we had a very good gist.

After some minutes, I felt the urge to defecate, and he directed me to the restroom. I got in, locked the door, removed my trouser and boxers and hung them up, used a piece to toilet paper to clean the toilet seat, then balanced to get rid of the shit.

This is where the problem started. As I pushed for it to come out, I felt a very sharp pain in my anus. My stool was very dry and hard. I pushed and pushed like a woman in labour and the pain increased.

At some point, the stool got stock in my anus. And despite the fact that I pushed with all my strength, it refused to fully come out. I couldn't breathe again, I let out a faint noise of "ahhhhh" I thought I was going to die. I thought about my life, all the girls I've slept with, all the prophecies I've given, my goals and visions, my dream of building a mega auditorium...But what would they write on my obituary I said to myself, that I was killed by shit. No way. I decided to be a man and push that demonic stool out .

I took a deep breath and resumed my pushing, the pain was horrible, I called on the host of heaven to come to my aid. I started imagining how girls that engage in anal sex do it because it would definitely be painful.

To cut the long story, God gave me victory and I pushed it out of my anus. I regretted not coming with my bell, I would have rang it right there in the toilet for 1 hour to celebrate my victory.

Then the second phase of the problem began. the shit refused to flush. I was there in the toilet stuck for almost 1 hour flushing the useless stubborn shit. As God would have it, I remembered that I saw a red bucket on the corridor. I quickly opened the door, grabbed the bucket, filled it with water and flushed. And the shit was defeated, I could heart it struggling in the pipe as it descended to the suck away, but it had already lost the battle.

I put on my clothes and joined the family in the living room, feeling refreshed and happy.

Truly that was a close call with death. I'm happy I survived it.

This I have seen.

MarkHenry9:

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Mad man spotted.

These jobless people wey dey write very long epistles on top woman matter, plus the idiots wey dey read the epistles, are you people okay at all? If only you used that time and energy to be making your life and those of your family members better. Arrant nonsense.

DEROX:
23

Do you have a job?

Rapmoney:
KCee of Five Star Music featured One Republic in his recently released song 'Ojapiano' (Remix).

Watch the official video here:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC-mt-yGvvs

Crap!!!!

DEROX:
Please brothers i have this girl i have been treating bad eversince, today she wanted to come for my moms birthday and i told her to stay back not knowing she was already coming and rain was falling now she said i should never call or text her again, and i actaually want to do things with her please advise because i have been silent sinc e and i dont want to beg her not to look ike a simp.

How old are you?

Karlifate:
Dear [young] men,

The mistake a lot of young men do is; spending money unnecessarily.

They spend money to impress friends, girls or anyone around them.

At a young age, you need to be investing in yourself, learning new skills, investing in the skill, taking all the risks.

So you should try to live below your means, make sure you have a skill that’s producing money regularly & also make sure you have some passive income.

If you’ve done that, then you can start flexing. 😎

But when that man that has made the money starts flexing and spending on women money that is chicken change to him, broke boys like you will call him simp. Better make up your mind!

Karlifate:
Dear [young] men,

The moment a girl tells you that the past doesn't matter.

That's the very moment to realize that you're dealing with a LovePeddler.


Always remember that.

What about the man’s past. You go dey go ashawo joint everyday but expect your wife to be a virgin? He who comes to equity must come with clean hands!

AlphaNugget:

You be ATM, continue doing giveaway for girls, no help your family, ediot 🤡🤡🤡

Are you so dull that you don’t know what sarcasm is? Na wa for the kind boys wey dey here.

luminouz:

Real G talk. This happens to me. She was a fine ass woman and I had practically removed everything on her. But for some goddamn reason, I couldn't go ahead with it because She seemed too easy. She wore her clothes back, went out, shook my hand and I knew she ain't ever coming back.


N.B: And I had no condoms...so🙂🙂🙂🙂

Women dey throw themselves at you but you dey here steady dey hate on them. You must think say na bolo full this place sha. Keep dreaming boy!

olamoses75:
modified! The picture depicted the character of the real PRICE!

A 5’ 8 divorced man with three kids a real price? Since when? How old are you please?

TheWinterBird:
~Mac n' Cheese with White Cheddar
~Delicious Baked Salmon steak w/ La Grill's seasoning
~Baby Arugula topped w/ Argentinian Shrimps

Mac n cheese with fish and shrimps 🤢🤮

yudee233:
More positive news, Naira should trade below N1009

Why 1009? Why not 1002?