Cloudflare:
I'll go straight to the point!

Yesterday a guy entered our shop building, it's obvious he came to do a POS transfer because there's a POS close to us in the shop.

My neighbour brought out his food to eat and then called me to join him to which I told him I have already eaten. Just then, this guy that came to do the POS transfer told my neighbour if I was the only person he saw to invite, that he should invite him too! We thought the guy was joking ooo, my neighbour jokingly invited him, this guy took the pure water on the table, washed his hands and ate all the food in the plate (it was eba and egusi soup). It's obvious he was badly hungry and haven't eaten since morning.

Meanwhile, the werey guy took his phone, called the girl he sent 5k to via POS, to inquire if she has received the money. The idiot was like "hello baby have you received the money"? My neighbour and I refused to allow the guy leave the building until he paid for that food he ate. How come you haven't eaten as a guy yet you rushed and sent a girl 5k (a girl who's probably with another guy at the moment?) Just to please her?

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Tales by Moonlight as usual. Are you training to be a writer or something? Omo, your stories are too boring. You have a very long way to go.

Caaz:
Our kids requested for meatpie and fanta as lunch at school,since we normally take their lunch to them in school.

So i reasoned since what they require for wouldn't fill them up,I went to the market and got some items,cooked them this meal and they were wowed.

So I dashed to the market and spent a meagre sum of 2800 naira preparing this meal.

Madam, dem don release you? How was Kuje?

Yugoslavia247:
The wife president said we should produce our food.

Prior to ApC we were doing fine

APC wanted power and the current vp brought boko Haram and bandit

Now bandit and boko Haram have grown and chase our farmers out

Now they blame farmers who pay taxes while others are killed.

The bandits are head slammers and they always pray in their video.

Sometimes I wonder the benefit of being a head slammer
They read a book filled with rage, hatred, killings, subjugation, conquest , slavery, woman caging and objectification.

Worst still they never want to adapt to any sane society.

Now we have to find a way in the south to be self sufficient.
If not there is problem
I rest my case

This one say na wife president. Na wa

See the kind useless boys wey dey here. Dey talk MGTOW because young girls dey show them shege but go dey look for person wife to fukk. Tomorrow he go say he dey find virgin. Very useless boys.

Pootle:
since gtb use woman do MD since then the bank no get head again

Which woman GT use do MD? You are just too dull..

Pukkalolo:


That's some powerful words shit you spitting right now... I totally consign with you, especially Number 1, 2, 3 and 5.

This one say na consign

Nyascobar1414:
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They all have the same intention of fvcking your dads because he can provide or will provide in the nearest future

If your mama na harlot, e no mean say na everybody mama be harlot. All these children of useless prostitute women from poor homes. It now makes sense why you are here vexing for women 247. Agro don finish your broke womanless life.

Btw, you don finally pass JAMB? You dey lucky say that kidnapper no handle you wey dey talk say you dey interested in that him format wey he say he get older married women wey dey find young boys. Shameless boy like you. You must be short, broke and ugly.

luminouz:

You bald headed mudafucker!!!

Just shut dafuq up and go scratch your craw-craw nutsack somewhere else.

Lack of toto and chronic masturbation don dey touch this one brain. Abeg o no be my fault say Baba God make you broke and ugly. E go better..in your soapy dreams

Rizzputin:
Before I head out, I scanned through the thread and noted two flawed assumptions about vetting women.

So let me share a few thoughts. In the evening, I'll drop two posts on Why you shouldn't be scared to make your girl cry AND Drama Divas. Both VERY important issues.

Now let's dive in....

The issue of vetting women has split men into different camps:

The first camp believes that women are the same. What's the point of vetting when, at the end, women will show you shege. Their belief is rooted in the idea that women are manipulative and will run you street given the chance.


The second camp believes gfs are vetted to become wives. To add to it, Gfs are not wives. And men should vet their gfs before marrying them.


Both camps are wrong. Though, the second one is a better ideology than the first.

Unless you have the bold ambition of being a monk or a reverend father. Or maybe you hate the idea of marriage or raising a family...

Then you absolutely MUST vet women. It's non-negotiable. In my post tonight on Drama Divas you'll see glaringly why vetting is important. Because even if she isn't a romantic partner... the wrong woman can send you into a downward spiral of hell and despair.


Contrary to the second camp beliefs, vetting doesn't start when a girl becomes your gf.

It starts from the moment you meet her with the intention of romance or sexual interest.

This is why I advocate tapping into your hook up material vibe. Meaning allowing yourself to feel that raw serial desire to knack a girl.

Even if you don't end up doing it, having this in mind let's you screen early and fast.

Now, the question you might be wondering is: What exactly am I vetting for?

● The most important thing you vet for in a gf and/or wife is long term potential, loyalty, devotion and respect.

Each of them is important. And are linked to each other. In my post "Your Premier League Guide to finding a loyal, devoted Gf" I broke down each of the steps from start to finish.

But in summary you want to promote and demote girls depending on how they meet your standards.


● You ask guys today if they vet their friends, business partners, associates and even roommates... and they'll tell you yes. Yet when it comes to vetting a woman they'll spend their time, energy and money on... they turn away.

This is foolish.

The idea that women are all the same is a paradox. This is why having extreme views similar to some in red pill doesn't make you Alpha. It blinds you to nuances. Making you prone to the same manipulations you're trying to avoid

Female nature, and humans too is filled with paradoxes. We trust a woman's actions but yet sometimes her words can reveal things about her. You have to spend time with woman and give her some attention to seduce her... yet giving attention can set you behind and make you look desperate.

All of the above are paradoxes. So is the the concept of women are all the same.

Yes they are the same. But at the same time, they're different.

To believe all women act all the same way in all situations to the same degree is a fantastic way to build a castle of delusions.

Women are different just as they are the same.


● In vetting women, you want to have a higher odds approach.

Some of my vetting tests include: she has a history of cheating - if she has cheated on any of her bfs in the past, absolute no. Her level of loyalty to her parents, father, friends. She speaks bad about her dad, absolutely not. She has a promiscuous past - anything more than 5 is a no go area. And this includes blow jóbs, fingering and anal.

She has no female friends and complains how men are so much better than woman to the point that women are bad people. Another red flag.

Her past relationships are also a way to vet what she's like

These are some of mine vetting process.

● In addition to vetting, I give her tests and ask specific questions and listen to her answers. Then I match her actions with her answers.

If there's a consistent occurrence of her words not matching her actions, she cannot be trusted. I will not tell her obviously but she'll be relegated as a fúck buddy for as long as she has access to my díck.

Another test I do is how she carries herself in public both when I'm around and when she's not.



If you notice in all of these, I did not mention a virgin. Because it is meaningless.

Social responsibility, stigma and pressure suppress women's sexual desires and behaviours way more than men.

That's why so many women, get with Virgins only to unlock sides of hers both him and her never thought she had.

Of course there are ways to find out these things from Virgins but it requires more skill and time. Something majority of guys are not equipped with. And frankly don't bother with because they think they've hit the virginity jack pot

Enjoy your day

Please who get time to read this epistle? Una go dey talk vet vet. Like say una be saints. If women say make dem sef dey vet una, una go dey vex. Nobody holy. You are bad. Woman is bad. Una go link up and take anything wey una see for road. Finish!

But if you be saint, then continue to dey vet to find the chosen one. God help you!

Nyascobar1414:
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Sharp man🤝..
I wonder why they vet someone that's not different from the h*e on the street..

I swrr all women are the same

So your mother is not different from a Hoe on the street abi?

Kobojunkie:
Who paid for the DNA test that was carried out?

Damn, dullards full Nairaland sha. Chai!

luminouz:

Will you fuq off my mentions?

I don't do men....

See wetin konji dey do this one. Man go just wake up dey vex for nothing because of lack of toto. Omo, why did God make some men rich and fine and others broke and ugly?

Jennyclay:
That serves him right.

Who will help us toss Tinubu into the sea like this

Wicked men everywhere!

Look at your razo broke dressing. Posing on a very old model Corolla and feeling cool. And you go come here dey talk like lioness. Bush girl like you. E sure me say you get very bad body odour sef. Nonsense

PhillipPHD:


So, if you are one of the men who have studied this pattern and have accepted to be used, the next step is to determine and vet: the type of person person you’re providing for, ensure you’re not wasting funds on the wrong person.

You really believe all these men that married wayward women did not try to vet the women? You think women are like properties that you can just vet?

luminouz:

Of course not

I'm talking of a gf situation. A properly vetted woman that you married is one you can call a wife.

You really think it is possible to ‘properly vet’ a woman that you marry?

Dannnn:


To women, men exist to be used. When a woman is with a man, she's always thinking of ways to exploit him.

She's with you for your Money, Energy(sex), Attention, Time, and/or Control.

The moment she smiles at you, immediately ask yourself; what does she want?

There's always a sinister motive.

And when a man is with a woman, he has no motive abi?

Akerewe:


That Dr is ABALAKA not agbalaka

Them make mistake. Na him be that

Akerewe:


Pls which one is Agbalaka bond

Dr Agbalaka wey talk say he discover cure for HIV. Na him be that

Newborn27:


I've got nothing to hide Sir.... kindly modify my name after seeing it.

Both online and offline...I don't live a fake life neither do I idle around .....I go to work at 7am and come back home around 6pm daily.....asiko mi ni ko tii de...mode nigbagbo wipe o ma de lojokan.


If God eventually change my story someday... I'd proudly write it in my story that I once begged on nairaland when the going was tough.

Adebayo Adebola J is my name

Okay

Newborn27:




Congratulations ma'am...

Despite how rotten the scammers on here had sent away good people...we still have few that are generous.

May God bless the giver's source IJN.

RCCG 50days fasting and prayer ends today...I've been painstakingly participating..I pray my own testimony comes soonest too IJN...as my landlord don threaten to send my kids and I out by weekend if I no pay my rent....but I believe with God...all things are possible.

I'm dropping my account number with faith too... God that did yours would remember me and never let my kids and I end up on the streets IJN.

This wind will blow in my favour IJN


0221204562
Wema bank
A A J

You seem to be a professional Nairaland beggar…

Newborn27:



Ekaale Sir.


I deleted it after 5days thinking you've read it as you were online that same day....but maybe unforseen circumstances wouldn't allow u to help me then, which I decided to respect your silence and pester you further...then I modified my post Sir.


I'm still available if God have placed it in your mind to help me Sir.

Loruko Jesu e o ni mo inira tomotomo Sir

0221204562
Wema bank

08163543897

Your name?

That man wey go just enter dey talk yum yum up and down. Is he okay? Or just hungry?

Fattprince23:

Can you send to me too please. I've never received a gift from you but I've received bonus of 5k for getting 3 straight draws right sha

First bank
3058899916
O. F Ahmed

Modify: so the last thread late so didn't bother to ask there. So I'm asking now.

Hmmmmm

Fattprince23:

Please send me WhatsApp msg too. Number on siggy

See this hopeless yahoo boy

Namaster:
People on this thread keep saying "they don buy market". Only people who don't know the people of the South South say this. Especially the ijaws.

The military don't fuuuck with them. The military only intimidate people in the SW and SE. They don't Bleep with the North and SS.

These guys were ambushed in a creek. SS is filled with creeks that are deadly to outsiders, including the military.

We all saw the way the Nigerian Delta Avengers blew out the brains of the Navy team that went near them a few years ago.

You must be a child. You don hear about Odi massacre before? Go and listen to Timaya ‘Dem Mama’

iLoveYouToo:
Victor Osimhen is overrated

💯👍

Neddstark:
Osimhen is overhyped sha. Lets face it. He played all matches at AFCON and netted only one goalm.

💯👍

wink2015:
Osimhen is not a great player.

He is often being overhyped by the Nigerian media.

During the AFCON he missed a lot of scoring chances.

His performance in the Super eagles where nothing but LOW.

It does not come as a surprise that his italian team member are bathing him NAKED before the whole world.

OSIMHEN IS TOO OVERHYPED.

He is a developing player but he is not a Super Player like Messi, Ronaldo etc

I personally think Osimhen ranked low below the likes of Rashidi Yekini, Amokachi etc

💯👍

luminouz:

Haaaaaaaaaaaa!!

I adore Roger Federer oh...I pray make this story no be true oh... E go pain me for am oh...

Make I go check well!!

N.B: I just checked YouTube and it seems to be true. Make I wait and observe if popular blogs go pick am. I still no believe sha.

If a woman can cheat on Roger Federer, Who are you to survive such, without the redpill. Redpill is the only thing that can save y'all

Please stop spreading fake news to console yourself. You must be a very lonely and unattractive guy with low self esteem that always wishes the worst for men that have all that you can only dream of. Better go and work on your self esteem issues.

Timmi:
The Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) has sold N161.5 billion worth of Nigerian Treasury Bills (NTBs) across various maturities at its auction on March 13, 2024.

The sale indicates continuing confidence among investors in the Nigerian government’s debt instruments.

Details of the Auction
Here are the details of the auction:

For the shortest tenure of 91 days, the CBN offered N728.17 million, with the total subscriptions coming in at N85.51 billion. From this, N5.73 billion was allotted with a stop rate of 16.239%, signalling strong investor demand for short-term securities.
The 182-day bills saw an offer of N918.38 million and garnered subscriptions worth N49.65 million, resulting in an allotment of N4.92 billion. Notably, the stop rate for these mid-term bills was set at a flat 17.000%, hinting at market expectations for a stabilised rate environment over the coming months.
Demonstrating the highest demand, the 364-day bills had an offer of N159.85 billion, with a subscription of N1.36 trillion, far exceeding the other tenors. However, the CBN allotted N150.85 billion at a stop rate of 21.1240%, indicating investors’ willingness to hold longer-term bills despite a higher yield reflecting the risk premium for extended maturities.
More Insights
By tightening monetary policy through higher interest rates and large treasury bill auctions, the CBN aims to curb inflation and stabilise the exchange rate, thereby fostering a more balanced economic environment. 
The total sale of N161.5 billion in NTBs underscores a robust appetite for Nigerian sovereign instruments, with a significant over-subscription, especially in the longer tenor, suggesting that investors are looking for higher returns and are willing to engage with longer maturity profiles.
The variation in stop rates across tenors also offers insight into investor sentiment regarding short-, medium-, and long-term economic outlooks.

While the lower stop rate on the 182-day bill suggests anticipation of stable interest rates, the higher stop rate on the 364-day bill could imply a cautious stance towards potential future economic volatilities.

Investors’ diversified demand across the different maturities of treasury bills reflects strategic positioning for various investment horizons and signals a healthy trading environment in the Nigerian debt market.

Please what is the essence of this epistle?

Emmasoft please why is SFS still very low? 12.5% is an insult! 😡

Asawoboy:
Like what is happening
Can some1 caption the last pic Am confused

Movie. I don watch am for Africa Magic