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I for produce this kind thing in my university days. I know one girl wey Dey always shag me on her way to the bathroom after the boyfriend don do finish

Obi, na man you be. I want to be like you.
Make my enemies use their productive time and energy to Dey discuss my matter

DomPerignon:
Trump will be impeached before Tinubu is sworn in for a second term on May 29th.

Maybe you can go to the US to join the civil war that will erupt following it.

02u

maybe sworn in as president in your village

Tinubu is otp

If you put this on the front page. This will probably be my last post on nairaland.

Wtf

All I see on this thread is two paid bots having a conversation

Cyberterror:
He is into assemblage. He is not an innovator. Like terra, like Innoson.

he sha get something bringing money to his account.

The only thing you probably own is the phone you’re using

I don’t understand why some Nigerians want that buffoon to run unopposed

Watianoengineer:
I always have poly bag in my back pocket for situations like this. I will gladly pack it, take it home, wash the rice in water, sun dry the rice for 3 months and bag it for re-cooking.

The shege promax of this regime requires everyone to be creative

wtf did i just read.

This is serious

Make one mod push this to fp. I want to laugh small

10 billion wey dem use disconnect aso rock from national grid na im the whole civil servants in naija go share.

chucks185:
Where did he get the money to buy those cars and motorcycles

defection money. Llllllll

seunmsg:
This is the beautiful story of NELFUND. If you want university education in Nigeria, President Bola Tinubu will ensure you get irrespective of your financial status. Just do your part by gaining admission and NELFUND will step in to cover the cost. Congratulations Mr. Oladepo Caleb. This is just the beginning of your success. Keep breaking the ceilings.

tinubu don turn all these students to onigbese. School fees wey we dey pay outright before reduced purchasing power came on board

LagosOrigin:
APC na

They don't want to mention that he's a member of the now disgraced and rejected APC 😆

na one particular mod of concern go for run this matter

fergie001:
I know how this thread go be...... I am out.

you need stay, make your eyes see comments you will wish to unread

House wey be say you no go fit do two girls at the same time in the bathroom

WizardOfNG:
Well, the fact many know you Obidients are very dishonest, lack conscience and a healthy fear of God means most Nigerians are never surprised by your fake news, propaganda and desperate lies.

u see something korokoro. U still dey ask ai. You go really get issues at school understanding things

Op, I don tell you say you go disgrace yourself on social media

Na only over jukun people tiv dey always show power.

If you enter Lagos night clubs and you order 3 drinks. Na only two go be original.

If so unlucky. The 3 go be fake.

Fake drinks full Lagos abeg

Why is the Nigerian army trying to recruit when they’re being underfunded.

Make dem manage the people within their ranks. Until a sensible president comes onboard

Na food sharing dey cause all these problem now

1Alex:
I'd rather buy 2015 and upgrade it to this one and save up 80 million

I guess say the baranda don add his survival fees to the price

Glister:
Why cant u come with soldier to come and collect the car for free.what is stopping u?

u expect me to come with soldiers to price an 11 year old car. Take it easy.
M just surprised you never wrap the seats with nylon

12m and I no dey pay shishi for any settlement

And some states like bayelsa and delta were not paying at all during the economic recession

Naz34:
From day 1. That Abdulrazak has been a crininal . In his 8 years as governor i keep visiting that state and nothing tangible is been done. It’s as if the state has no governor with a brain. Naija politicians are terrible.

at least they got the largest flag in the world 😁😁😁😁

All I want is the implosion of apc nationwide
That rasaki of a guy no get chills at all. Any small diss, na dss straight
As for Kwara people, make I hold tongue

Na wike doings be this

He denied Peter obi to use the ph stadium in 2022

Even the present senate president advised apc supporters to always eat free food anytime it comes their way. I’m not surprised. I’m not disappointed

Imagine person Dey beg for my hotspot to post pro tinubu stuffs on twitter.

I kuku change my password. Off my data

akpumping7720:
O lori pelebe omo eeeebo

conserve your battery. Charging don cost now

AMINDA:
State police is the latest snake oil being sold after selling subsidy removal and tax reform as silver bullets. State police is just a way for the federal government to leave you all to your fate while screaming "hold your governors accountable" as they continue looting. Can any state police tackle the level of terrorism and insurgency that Nigeria is currently battling?

I can’t be a police officer and face those boys with superior weapons and intel.

Make federal government just give those boys their own space . Apc government has lost both the battle and the war