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Romance / Re: Few Minutes To That Bro Give Away by OTOIDEjonathan(m): 6:27pm On Mar 28, 2020
just imagine... see as one guy play this guys ... anybody that fall for this trick can be run local . Na people greediness gee dey take pay yahoo boys
Crime / Re: Court Remands Three In Prison For Impersonating EFCC, ICPC Officials by OTOIDEjonathan(m): 5:18pm On Oct 15, 2019
Things are really getting out of hand . the other time it was a guy wearing is relative police uniform to forcefully obtain motorcycle from the owners with is lazy azz gang ..!

Impersonation is on the increase , please always stood your ground ... it's your right to ask for a means of verification when such encounter happens

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Celebrities / Re: Nancy Isime And Reminisce To Host HEADIES 2019 by OTOIDEjonathan(m): 5:05pm On Oct 15, 2019
makanaki
original gangster.
alaye wey dey intelligent
bad boy roll for movie fit am
Jokes Etc / Re: A JAMB Examination That Jam Me by OTOIDEjonathan(m): 8:37am On Jan 07, 2014
randwise: Bro! Can't stop laughing! Ama use this as ma facebook status oo!
no yahwa..., feel free... Atleast u gonna put some smile on ur pals face smiley
Jokes Etc / A JAMB Examination That Jam Me by OTOIDEjonathan(m): 12:04pm On Jan 06, 2014
I was a candidate at a JAMB Examination. We were writing Use Of English. I shaded the ones I knew and was waiting for manner to fall from Heaven when I noticed a very beautiful girl sitting beside me.
She was shading and was not looking up. Through the help of my long neck, I peeped and checked her work, she was on number 65, I was still on number 21 and time was running out. I quickly thanked God and started shading along with her.
We got to number 98 together, suddenly, she looked up, caught me and shouted in a low tone, "What is it? Why is you dey copying me? Copys! copys! You is not shaming! As big as you are! You are a disgrace to your manhood!
Na so I shout "Heeeey! heeeeyyy!!! I am finished!, who has eraser!!!"

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Career / What Do You Desire In 2014 by OTOIDEjonathan(m): 1:57am On Jan 01, 2014
Car
wife/husband
job
home
motor cycle
accomondation
boy/friend
schooling
marriage
repent
partner
hand work
others specify...
Career / Re: Kindly Share Ur Thought After reading This Article by OTOIDEjonathan(m): 1:31am On Jan 01, 2014
ruffhandu:
If you will delete someone because he doesn't give you money, then I ask, how much have you given the same person? If the only issue one has is tight-fistedness, that is not a reason to delete.
ruffhandu:
If you will delete someone because he doesn't give you money, then I ask, how much have you given the same person? If the only issue one has is tight-fistedness, that is not a reason to delete.
If a friend can't help you intime of need and you knew he/she have the money, but did help out... What do you think the fellow is trialing to teach you... To be tight- fistedness.
Career / Re: Kindly Share Ur Thought After reading This Article by OTOIDEjonathan(m): 1:08am On Jan 01, 2014
If you will delete someone because he doesn't give you money, then I ask, how much have you given the same person? If the only issue one has is tight-fistedness, that is not a reason to delete. If a friend can't help you intime of need and you knew he/she have the money, but did help out... What do you think the fellow is trialing to teach you... To be tight- fistedness.
Career / Kindly Share Ur Thought After reading This Article by OTOIDEjonathan(m): 8:59pm On Dec 30, 2013
1. The parasite- those who
keep
on taking and have nothing to
offer, DELETE THEM! 2. The discourager- those who
always give you reasons why all
you want to do can�t work. I
call them the �It can�t be
possibles�, DELETE THEM!
3. The jealous- those who abhor you when God is blessing you,
DELETE THEM!
4. The hater- those who want
you to be where you are not
where you want to be, DELETE
THEM! 5. The unstable- those who are
for you today and against you
tomorrow, DELETE THEM!
6. The unreliable- those about
whom you are not sure whose
side they are on, DELETE THEM! 7. The selfish- those who
believe life is about them and
them alone, DELETE THEM!
8. The money-monger- those
who can do anything to get
money including selling you out to the highest bidder, DELETE
THEM!
9. Womanizer- these ones will
one day go after your wife and
daughter if they have not done
so, DELETE THEM! 10. The abuser of parents-
these
ones have cursed the day of
their birth, don�t partake in
their curse, DELETE THEM!
11. The heartless- they will never think twice before they
do you wrong including taking
your life, DELETE THEM!
12. The liar- these ones will
engrave you with words that
are false until the words put you in the grave, DELETE THEM!
13. The tightfisted- these ones
will never have enough money,
DELETE THEM! You need someone
who has more than enough in
2014. 14. The Godless- these ones are
the biggest fools who think
they can breathe without God
and oxygen, DELETE THEM!
PRAYER- All Human Viruses in
the database of my life, be deleted permanently in God's name through jesus christ, Amen!

Celebrities / Who Is Your Favourite Male Musicians by OTOIDEjonathan(m): 4:26pm On Dec 30, 2013
Wizkid
Davido
Eminem
50 cent
Kcee
Iyanya
D'banj
Ice prince
Favour
Lil wayne
T.I
M.I
others specify...
Career / *top 10 Best Principles Of Life* Must Read ...!!! by OTOIDEjonathan(m): 8:43pm On Dec 28, 2013
Top 10 Best Principles Of Life* Must read ...!!!
(1) Never think or speak negatively about yourself; that
puts you in disagreement with God.
(2) Meditate on your God-given strengths and learn to
encourage yourself, for much of the time nobody else will.
(3) Don't compare yourself to anybody else. You're unique,
one of a kind, an original. So don't settle for being a copy.
(4) Focus on your potential, not your limitations.
Remember, God lives in you!
(5) Find what you like to do, do well, and strive to do it
with excellence.
(6) Have the courage to be different. Be a God pleasure,
not a people pleasure .
(7) Learn to handle criticism. Let it develop you instead of
discourage you.
(cool Determine your own worth instead of letting others do
it for you. They'll short-change you!
(9) Keep your shortcomings in perspective - you're still a
work in progress.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Will Chelsea Really Spend £48m On This Man? by OTOIDEjonathan(m): 5:05pm On Dec 28, 2013
Higuain was hotly-tipped to join the Gunners in the summer but instead moved to Napoli to replace the Paris bound Edinson Cavani.
Jose Mourinho knows he is one in-form striker away from a serious Premier League challenge but at the moment he is left with three who are very much misfiring.
Fernando Torres, Demba Ba and Samuel Eto'o have disappointed and Mourinho knows he has to make a big move if he is to have a successful first season back at Stamford Bridge.
While money isn't really an object for Chelsea, Mourinho can raise funds by getting rid of two of his flop strikers, Torres and Ba.
With Eto'o out of contract in the summer he is likely to stay until May and the on-loan Romelu Lukaku will return from Everton at the end of the season to bolster Chelsea's attacking options.
Higuain has scored 13 times in 21 games this season, the same amount as the Blues' three strikers have mustered in a combined total of 49 appearances.

Politics / BREAKING NEWS: Governor Oshiomhole In Horrible Road Accident by OTOIDEjonathan(m): 4:01pm On Dec 28, 2013
Governor Adams Aliyu Oshiomhole survived a motor accident at Ewu Village along the ever-busy Benin-Auchi road in Edo State at about 9.45am Saturday, 28th December 2013 on his way back to Benin City from his Iyamho Village.
The incident occurred at about 9.45am at Ewu, in Edo Central Senatorial District, when a Peugeot J5 Bus filled with tomatoes and plantains apparently lost control and rammed into the Governor's Flag Car from the opposite direction before swerving into a roadside ditch.
Three vehicles in the Governor's convoy were in front of the Governor's Flag Car and had passed the Peugeot J5 Bus before it [J5 Bus] had direct impact with the Governor's car, which had the Governor, his Aide-De-Camp [ADC] and his Driver as occupants.
The Governor's Car was badly affected but both occupants of the Peugeot J5 Bus and that of the Governor's sustained no injuries.
The Peugeot J5 Bus was following a truck that was descending the Ewu Slope when it suddenly veered off into the Governor's lane from the opposite direction and directly impacted on the Governor's vehicle, apparently because of brake failure.
Fortunately, none of the passengers in both vehicles sustained injuries. The Comrade Governor is hale and hearty, his ADC and other occupants of the Peugeot J5 are also in good condition.
The incident has been reported to the Divisional Police Station at Ewu for further investigation. This is to assure all good people of Edo State that there is no cause for alarm.
Their loving Comrade Governor is fine, hale and hearty as well as other occupants of the other affected vehicle. The Comrade Governor is wishing everyone a prosperous new year ahead. Signed

Sports / No Second Chance For Nigeria Under- 17 Star Kelechi Iheanacho - Keshi by OTOIDEjonathan(m): 3:48pm On Dec 28, 2013
There will be no second chance for Nigerian Under-17 star, Kelechi Iheanacho in the Super Eagles build-up for the 2014 African Nations Championship (CHAN) scheduled for South Africa.
According to the Eagles head coach, Stephen Keshi, the youngster has missed one week training with the team since he opted to leave camp to sign for English club, Manchester City.
It is believed that the City deal may have fallen through leaving the youngster and his representatives considering other options.
But Keshi explained to supersport.com that Iheanacho had a bright chance of making the Super Eagles squad for the CHAN which kicks off on January 11 after impressing while in camp.
“Kelechi did really impress us and at the time he was in camp with us he had started getting used to our style of play, the players and officials. In fact he had started bonding well on and off the pitch with other players. Unfortunately when the call came that he was going abroad to sign a deal for Manchester City I couldn’t have stopped him since he had the backing of his family.
“Right now he’s not part of our plans for the CHAN because we’ve gone ahead with our preparation and team-building without him. And mind you he has lost one week of training and that’s a big gap to catch up with,” said Keshi said on Friday.
Keshi is now ready to soldier on with the players available in the build-up to the competition next month.
“There are other players in camp who are committed and we will have to work with them and get the best out of them for the tournament,” said the Delta-born coach.
The Nigerian squad will continue their pre-CHAN programme with a friendly against a Port Harcourt selected team this Saturday and round off with another game against the nation’s top flight champions, Kano Pillars next week

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