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Jokes Etc / Holy Toasting by OTTARISM: 11:33am On Jun 21, 2015
Holy Toasting...!
Boy: do you have a boyfriend?
Girl: No. I don’t want a boyfriend.
Boy: Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God
said, ‘It is not
good for the man to be alone. I
will make a helper
suitable for him’.”
Girl: But I don’t love you.
Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does
not love, does not
know God, because God is love.”
Girl: So how do I discern that
your words are true?
Boy: Matthew 12:34b “For the
mouth speaks what
the heart is full of."
Girl: But how can I be sure that
you are faithful
and honest?
Boy: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and
earth will pass
away, but my words will never
pass away."
Girl: But why me? There are so
many girls out
there.
Boy: Proverbs 31:29 “Many
women do noble things,
but you surpass them all!”
Girl: But what do you see in me,
that makes you
love me?
Boy: Song of Songs 4:7 " You are
altogether
beautiful, my darling; there is no
flaw in you."
Girl: But really, I’m not that
beautiful … you’re
exaggerating.
Boy: Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is
deceptive, and
beauty is fleeting; but a woman
who fears the Lord
is to be praised.”
Girl: What will happen if I say
yes?
Boy: Genesis 2:24 “That is why a
man leaves his
father and mother and is united
to his wife, and
they become one flesh."
Girl: How is it that you know so
many Scriptures?
Boy: Joshua 1:8 “Keep this Book
of the Law
always on your lips; meditate on
it day and night,
so that you may be careful to do
everything written
in it. Then you will be prosperous
and successful. "
Girl: Wooow, I can see you really
love God.
Boy: Psalm 34:8 “Taste and see
that the Lord is
good; blessed is the one who
takes refuge in Him!”
Girl: Hmmm. Ok please just give
me some time to
think about this.
Boy: Philippians 4:8 "Finally,
brothers and sisters,
whatever is true, whatever is
noble, whatever is
right, whatever is pure, whatever
is lovely,
whatever is admirable—if
anything is excellent or
praiseworthy—think about such
things."
Girl: owwww I love you already
Boy: Revelations 22:21b
"Amen."

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