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Culture / Hairy Ladies by OvoClose: 1:39pm On Aug 13, 2013
How much hair should a lady have? Is having a hairy skin a beauty endowment for ladies? How about ladies with hairy chests? DO you find a lot of skin hair attractive? Is there a region or tribe in Nigeria known for hairy women? Please share your opinion.

Politics / Re: Orji Kalu Threatens To Sue Fashola Over Forced Relocation Of Igbos by OvoClose: 4:36pm On Jul 31, 2013
nwabekeyi: pls cn u proudly tell me d part of yorubaland u hail frm?
Unlike you, I am just an objective person. It is not your business where I am from. And I am not Urhobo.
Politics / Re: Orji Kalu Threatens To Sue Fashola Over Forced Relocation Of Igbos by OvoClose: 8:24am On Jul 31, 2013
francis4real: Am still repeating my self that Yoruba's are the most rasiest tribes in Nigeria, maybe that what makes them lack behind in terms of development, technology wise, etc

First, you need some spelling lessons, and add just a little intelligence. So, Yorubas "lack behind in terms of technology and development"? and they have to deport people? lol. DO you know Lagos is some people's London? Go ask the Luxurious bus operators at Jibowu and Ojota. Yorubas are not good people and they're "rasiest" abi? What is the population of people from other states living in the East? Record has it that the South East is the least cosmopolitan region in the country. Even the North east and North West has more people from other tribes living there than the south east. Ask yourself why? Do you know of any Yoruba or Urhobo trader in Ariaria or Onitsha markets? Bunkum!

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Politics / Re: MASSOB Sit-At-Home Order In Anambra - Live Updates by OvoClose: 7:56pm On Jun 10, 2013
Malawian: leeme ask a question, what is the overall population of lagos state? what is the estimated population of Igbos? is lagos state bigger than anambra state in landmass? why do you guys continue to whine like you are doing us a favour keeping us Nigerians? we beg una? what you guys dont seem to appreciate is that when push comes to shove, Nigeria will not be fighting massob but all of the Igbos. we dont run to seme border, we go back to Igboland.

Secession for dummies:
1. Resign all occupation and vocation in Nigeria and move to Biafra (btw, this is very legal)
This way you can continue to use the legal tender and the nation cover of Nigeria
Once you've gauged if you'll be missed by or if you'll miss Nigerians, then you can make a case. So you would really like to live in a homogeneous society back in the East? In no time after seceding, Biafrans will start emigrating to Nigeria for business and livelihood...and we'll start hearing: Nigerians don't like us...bla bla. Now we're hearing South Africans don't like us...OK O.
Me I like Baifrans and wish they remain in Nigeria. But its their choice.
Politics / Re: MASSOB Sit-At-Home Order In Anambra - Live Updates by OvoClose: 4:21am On Jun 09, 2013
chino24: Guyz I dey Bejoys now here in Awka with a bottle of HERO and Ngwobi to join. grin

We are celebrating the successful sit at home by MASSOB. I must confess everybody here is happy about its success. It has sent strong signals across the world. It is one of the indicators of solidarity for the independent state of Biafra. The fact is that it has sent the hausas and their pawn yorubas into jittery over the seriousness of the quest for the Biafran federation.

Why are people not smart or intelligent? So you think Biafra seceding is still a good move in 2013? Will they secede and Ibos remain in Lagos, Kano, Kaduna, Warri, PH, etc? If Nigeria does not recognize them and their citizens, they will be asked to leave and apply for visa. DO you know what the Nigerian law says on foreigners owning property and business? hehehe. You no get sense. Do you think a people that depend on markets and public for business can survive on its own? Who are the majority customers of the Igbos? Will Enugu, Onitsha, Aba and Owerri contain everybody? have you learnt lessons from the past? Do you know how many Luxurious buses bring Igbos daily into Lagos who are never returning to live in the East? Why do they come? Use your brain. A simple test of how to secede is for MASSOB to ask all Igbos to return home immediately and leave the rest of the country for just two months. That is how you'll know if you can secede. I dare them to try it.
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Family / Re: Father Of 22 Children By 14 Women by OvoClose: 3:53am On Jun 09, 2013
nitrogen: This is interestingly crazy!



Wait! I made it, whaoh! I will like to thank everyone for this feat, Mr Seun Osewa, Mrs. Mukinat Adekanmbi, Sir AJ, Prof Esere, Sixteen08, waleajijim, jarushub.com, and my other Ogas @the top, also to my siblings, A.y, I see you o, we go see soon........(Sorry for that jare) and finally to my...........sweet potatoe. God bless you all.

Nb: I couldn't resist the temptation, I hate 'dem' first to comment guys, but I have to do this today, since it is my first, mods don't punish me o.

Thank you all, I love you.

Is this joblessness or what? You sound like you just won the Oscars. smh.[img][/img]

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Celebrities / Re: Nollywood/Gollywood Actresses Suspected Of Bleaching ..... by OvoClose: 11:59pm On Jun 07, 2013
Amaaskia: So? They toned or bleached as you call it? What about it? They still look great, you should abuse ladies that bleach when the 'bleaching' makes em look disgusting. The ladies you posted used pretty expensive creams to look this way, there's nothing disgusting about this ones. Go search for 'disgusting bleachers' mtchewwwww!

So 7 people liked this post? O ga o!
Politics / Re: Spanish Police Smash Nigerian Prostitution Ring by OvoClose: 2:54am On Jun 04, 2013
odiman: Thank God the Ibos are not into such abroad

lol. SO prostitution, drugs and 419, which is worse?
Celebrities / Re: Eme’s Niyola Without Makeup (photos) by OvoClose: 3:52am On Jun 02, 2013
arcbabe: This same Niyola that was caught by NDLEA with cocain in her private part. Am not interested in what ever she does,she's even urgly with large mouth.

Ready to be sued for libel? Got proof?
Politics / Re: SURE-P Getting The Job Done!!! by OvoClose: 2:52pm On Apr 15, 2013
ewet: YOU FOOL!You are hear ranting abt SURE-p building roads, are you actually telling us tht without this phoney scheme the govt cant giv us roads or other insfractructure.
This SURE-p of yours is nothing but a scam and all GEJ has succeeded in doin is robbing us all to enrich himself and his cronies. angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry


Thanks Ewet. THE WRITER AND HIS CRONIES ALL OVER THE SOCIAL MEDIA ARE CHEAP TROLLS BEING USED TO DECEIVE THOSE EVEN MORE FOOLISH THAN THEMSELVES.
Politics / Re: SURE-P Getting The Job Done!!! by OvoClose: 2:49pm On Apr 15, 2013
Very D-U-M-B post. Every project mentioned here is normal government business in sane countries. The writer and his fans suffer from a combination of low expectation mentality and hunger induced writing. Commissioned trolls from the adviser on social media affairs. VERY CHEAP INDEED.

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Politics / Re: Will You Vote For BUHARI In The Forthcoming Election? by OvoClose: 3:48am On Apr 08, 2013
osoyusuf08: Nobody go get my vote in 2015. By God's grace. dem don tire me!

Bro, even when you don't vote, you're still voting.
Politics / Re: Will You Vote For BUHARI In The Forthcoming Election? by OvoClose: 3:40am On Apr 08, 2013
God's Mercy:
No. A man who truncated a democratically elected system on Dec 31, 1983 is not fit to pilot the affair of the country. We need open minded individuals and not religious bigots. May God guide and lead us to chose a man after His heart.

Truth be told, that government needed to be ended.
Politics / Re: South African Hotel Bans Nigerians by OvoClose: 3:11am On Apr 08, 2013
sheyie2007:
Some parts in Lagos, abuja, calabar enjoy 247 electricity.. travel bro

When you give these kinds of responses, you make Nigerians feel bad. How stupid is that? First you said some states enjoyed 24/7 electricity...now you say some parts of Calabar, some parts of Lagos? Olodo.
This lack of intelligence has given the South African small girls and that Ghanaian boy the opportunity to seriously insult and embarrass you with superior logic. Just go back and read the thread.
My friend, I say SHARRAPPP!

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Politics / Re: South African Hotel Bans Nigerians by OvoClose: 3:00am On Apr 08, 2013
scipher:
FYI: there are states in nigeria that enjoy 247 electricity

TUFIA!!! Iro nla! Who talk this kind lie? Oya, Lie down there and take 12 strokes.

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Politics / Re: South African Hotel Bans Nigerians by OvoClose: 2:45am On Apr 08, 2013
sheyie2007:
a failed product of ghana's education system angry

Mr Man behave yourself. Ghana educational system that Nigerians spend billions every year to attend abi? If you nor get sensible thing to talk make you respect yaself and shut up jare. Wa mi so. And think before you talk. Stop copying omo buruku like that one that was born in a Red Light District.

http://www.punchng.com/news/nigerians-spend-n160bn-annually-in-education-in-ghana-babalakin/

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Politics / Re: South African Hotel Bans Nigerians by OvoClose: 2:36am On Apr 08, 2013
otumfour:

Euhm! @ bolded, wondered, eats.... grin grin

U have been exposed on this thread, u are an area boy, am guessing Lagos area boy fortunate to have a little gen-set and a 1995 Dell laptop grin grin....no wonder tha intense hate, don't blame Ghanaians for how furked up ur life turned out, blame ur muma for giving birth to u in the red light district.....

Am even sure u'v been charging that 1995 Dell laptop in a friends house grin grin.....


Yeepa! Red Light, Red Light. How many times I call you? Dem don take blow finish you. YOu still dey here? From Ghana boy to Southie small gehs...You too lazy abeg. YOU need to go back to Ayilara to get more power from where dem born you.
See blow!

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Politics / Re: South African Hotel Bans Nigerians by OvoClose: 8:44pm On Apr 07, 2013
otumfour: Only a human being wit the brain of an ant wud call himself redlight district......ur muma did u wrong...... grin grin

PAU!!!!! KNOCKOUT FOR pickin wey dem born for RED-LIGHT DISTRICT. Doctor Doctor...

Politics / Re: South African Hotel Bans Nigerians by OvoClose: 7:16pm On Apr 07, 2013
Unluvable*:
I've been reading through comments and marveling at the way people reason! Let's say there are '2m' nigerians living in SA and '1m' are involve in criminal act which is just 0.6% of Nigeria population!(170m) How can a hotel make a crazy decision base on such insignificant number?

Why can't the government of SA deport Nigerian's causing nuisance Or are they thinking if they do that, their people will no longer have Nigerians as an 'ALIBI'

Hey Sis, the next time you visit SA, go to Sunnyside in Pretoria and Hillbrow in Johannesburg...and you'll understand. The 0.6% is all they see over there...and they're mostly full of sh1t. Pimps, drug dealers, and all kinds of wheeler dealers. And everything is done brazenly out in the open. They couldn't even do half of that in Lagos. Your skin will crawl. Believe me.
Politics / Re: South African Hotel Bans Nigerians by OvoClose: 7:10pm On Apr 07, 2013
mondi_cheeks: and so what in Nigerian funded SA in the past...or do u think Nigeria still deserves to be patted on the back for something they did over a decade ago...many other countries funded SA in the past but do u still hear the Bitchin about it until 2013 Hand of which master?Introduction to a Constitutional state is what marked the end of Apartheid, not your donations. You can't even liberate yourselves from you own government with black people in control if it.... It would wiser if u kept quiet

AH! Ogbele O! These girls no dey carry last at all!!!!
That na straight knockout! Wey doctor ? Somebody don faint for here o.

Politics / Re: South African Hotel Bans Nigerians by OvoClose: 6:58pm On Apr 07, 2013
Desola:

And Igbo means weed in Yoruba language so what is your stup1d point?

PAU!!!!
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Sucker punch right there for NWA ANAMBRA..... grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Politics / Re: South African Hotel Bans Nigerians by OvoClose: 6:52pm On Apr 07, 2013
Red-Light:
shut up o jare

This is nigerian site, built for nigerians and those u want to learn about this great country not those who will come here and rub our dignity to the mud ( thats why it's called nairaland) not africanland or worldland ....if nigerians start dominating ghanaweb talking shit about their country like the bloody gaynians here or south african forum (if they have any) do u think they wouldnt have ban u people long ago like they banned Nigerians from there hotel


think again ( this is nairaland) until the name change to africanland.. they can now come around and say whatever poo they wanna say but as long as it still nairaland, dominated by Nigerians to talk issues that concerns them ..anyone that is not willing to learn should fhuck off

the success of the site is not based on other Africans here that are rubbishing us but Nigerians

ODE! Na you get Nairaland abi? Jobless product of a red light district. I wonder which one of those customers dem born you for. E must be the daftest and dullest one of the lot. I hope say condom no choke you when your mama dey push you out. Go doctor make dem check your brain o. Spermatozoa fit don cover your medula oblongata.

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Politics / Re: South African Hotel Bans Nigerians by OvoClose: 6:51pm On Apr 07, 2013
Red-Light:
shut up o jare

This is nigerian site, built for nigerians and those u want to learn about this great country not those who will come here and rub our dignity to the mud ( thats why it's called nairaland) not africanland or worldland ....if nigerians start dominating ghanaweb talking shit about their country like the bloody gaynians here or south african forum (if they have any) do u think they wouldnt have ban u people long ago like they banned Nigerians from there hotel


think again ( this is nairaland) until the name change to africanland.. they can now come around and say whatever poo they wanna say but as long as it still nairaland, dominated by Nigerians to talk issues that concerns them ..anyone that is not willing to learn should fhuck off

ODE! Na you get Nairaland abi? Jobless product of a red light district. I wonder which one of those customers dem born you for. E must be the most stupid one of the lot. I hope say condom no choke you when your mama dey push you out. Go doctor make dem check your brain o. Spermatozoa fit don cover your medula oblongata.



the success of the site is not based on other Africans here that are rubbishing us but Nigerians
Politics / Re: South African Hotel Bans Nigerians by OvoClose: 6:45pm On Apr 07, 2013
Red-Light:
now i know this scumbag is from gayna ...oya deny ur useless country all u want .... stupiid goat ...ewu gambia

OLODO RABATA. He cant even spell. Crase people many for Nairaland o. NO be your fault. na your mama wey born you for red light district I blame.

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Politics / Re: South African Hotel Bans Nigerians by OvoClose: 3:14am On Apr 07, 2013
NOISE NOISE and more NOISE. Your petrol don almost finish for your I-better-pass-my-neigbour generator o. Defender of Nigeria. All noise and no works. Misplaced arrogance. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Red-Light:
so which togo has 24/7 electricity? where did u get that from? Shey ghana that cannot even generate 2000mw of electricity u want to compare with naija? By the way we dnt make toothpick... We build cars, computers etc.... Try and educate urself b4 u come to public forum... By the way... Who have time to check the picture of hiv bitc.hes?.... Until every enemies of naija stop saying trash... I wnt stop reminding how fhucked up their life(ves) is/are
Politics / Re: South African Hotel Bans Nigerians by OvoClose: 2:21am On Apr 07, 2013
All of you should be ashamed of yourselves. BIG BIG WORDS. Togo no sabi speak English and dem get 24hrs light. What of Cotonou? Una dey here dey abuse Ghana say dem no fine, dem black, etc. Yet dem dey make new laws to drive Nigerians back from their country. So so grammar. No works. Common toothpick, una no fit make, una dey here dey import from South Africa and China. Even musical video sef, na Southie una dey go shoot am. Una Pastor Chris sef don run go there. wetin! See our life? na inside this same nairaland una dey argue say Southie gehs dem get big yansh. Una dey go internet dey find niked soiuthie gehs pishure everyday. Because una like big big yansh. Una come dey abuse dem say dem get aids, etc. See now, dem don band una for hotel. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
See as una don let small small Southie gehs and boys abuse una mama and papa finish for this thread? Oma se o. Oya, everybody go sleep and think ya life and how you go better your country. If i catch any of you dey fight for SA visa queue for Billingsway VFS tomorrow eh! I go take im eye see something.

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Politics / Re: South African Hotel Bans Nigerians by OvoClose: 1:44am On Apr 07, 2013
Red-Light:
thats becoz nigerians falls for cheap marketing... They see suncity and tink the whole south africa is like paradise... Self hate has blocked their eyes to see reality on ground...


Truth be told, Nigerians felt the same way when BBC used Makoko as their "Welcome to Lagos" documentary. I lived in SA for two yrs as a company sponsored expat. Yes, they have their own problems with poverty and squalor, but its no different than us in Naija. I can show you a neigbourhood in Lekki/Oniru that's just like the one in those pics. I am not one who believes in immigration for the sake of going to survive, but I daresay that SA is not exactly a country that benefits from "marketing" as you have put it. They deserve every respect and allure they get from other African countries. Just look at Lagos - DSTV, MTN, Malls, etc. Why were they the ones to come open our eyes to modern stuff? Why are our rich business men not thinking of stuff like that? AT the end of the day, we are light yrs away from these folks. They may have benefited from the white man, but they're sustaining that too. Could we have hosted any international tournament like they did? We gat to say the truth like it is bro. And its not just about sun city. They got the works. We have the mouth. Go figure.

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Politics / Re: South African Hotel Bans Nigerians by OvoClose: 1:25am On Apr 07, 2013
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sweetcheecks:
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vmonyoue:

Ofcourse he is GAY like so many of his cameroonian brothers. Always wearing miss matched colors and tight Bottom jeans and shirts.
Politics / Re: South African Hotel Bans Nigerians by OvoClose: 1:22am On Apr 07, 2013
Question: If the country is this dirty? Why are our people overcrowding their embassy and VFS centres begging for the visa? Hmmmmm.....
Red-Light:
south africa very beautiful country where everything be like kingdom of god [/b] grin grin




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Politics / Re: South African Hotel Bans Nigerians by OvoClose: 1:15am On Apr 07, 2013
Druid 06, Olodo and the rest of you cursing idiots. See una life? One small South African girl named sweetcheeks abi sweet yansh just abuse all una father finish. Oya, come go sleep. E don do. The thing dey pain me for una.
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Politics / Re: South African Hotel Bans Nigerians by OvoClose: 1:11am On Apr 07, 2013
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@Druid06: Ouch! O wole! This one enter..,.haba. That must really hurt.

sweetcheecks:

Like Nigeria will always be a hellhole, with fraudster, kiddnapers, shoe less unclad poverty stricken, polio infested drug traffickers being hanged all over the world. Now go beg on the streets or hawk or do whatever you people do in a hellhole.
Politics / Re: South African Hotel Bans Nigerians by OvoClose: 11:58pm On Apr 06, 2013
Nairaland had better force the auto spell check button before illiterates close down this site with gbagauns. *hipocracy*

druid06:

Babe, I just learnt sweetcheeks is married to a Nigerian. Talk of hipocracy.

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