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Jokes EtcRe: April Fool Day: The Greatest Prank You Orchestrated Or Was A Victim Of? by owogbemi1: 5:38am On Apr 02, 2018
luminouz:
I was 17 n I wanted to spice things up in our house on dat day. Arranged Band-Aids n red ink....I splashed my neck n a part of my face with ink n used band-aid like I was an accident victim....I put egg yolk in my mouth n dirtied my clothes.....I was like mumsy go shake today...
Few steps to d house...I started moaning while letting some egg yolk dribble Down my chin. I walked in on mumsy n her friend,then staggered to d floor...
She yelled n ran to me with her friend a few secs after her....they grabbed me n I raised my head n shouted April fool.

I never saw d two slaps(one fronthand n d other backhand) till it was too late.....the kind beating I chop dat day eh....
luminouz:
I was 17 n I wanted to spice things up in our house on dat day. Arranged Band-Aids n red ink....I splashed my neck n a part of my face with ink n used band-aid like I was an accident victim....I put egg yolk in my mouth n dirtied my clothes.....I was like mumsy go shake today...
Few steps to d house...I started moaning while letting some egg yolk dribble Down my chin. I walked in on mumsy n her friend,then staggered to d floor...
She yelled n ran to me with her friend a few secs after her....they grabbed me n I raised my head n shouted April fool.

I never saw d two slaps(one fronthand n d other backhand) till it was too late.....the kind beating I chop dat day eh....
luminouz:
I was 17 n I wanted to spice things up in our house on dat day. Arranged Band-Aids n red ink....I splashed my neck n a part of my face with ink n used band-aid like I was an accident victim....I put egg yolk in my mouth n dirtied my clothes.....I was like mumsy go shake today...
Few steps to d house...I started moaning while letting some egg yolk dribble Down my chin. I walked in on mumsy n her friend,then staggered to d floor...
She yelled n ran to me with her friend a few secs after her....they grabbed me n I raised my head n shouted April fool.

I never saw d two slaps(one fronthand n d other backhand) till it was too late.....the kind beating I chop dat day eh....
. Can't stop laughing, I guess that's a Yoruba mom for you...lol

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