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Capableben:
How on earth did you know sir Are you a sorcerer?

Am a graduate of FUTY
Electrical and Electronics Engineering
2015

solacong:
@Sahara Report, please Epp him with Jumoke's phone number

For your mind, you don epp me be that oh.

Capableben:
How on earth did you know sir Are you a sorcerer?

Am an Alumni of FUTY, graduate of Electrical and Electronics Engineering.

This OP na Futy student. Abi na lie op? Which department u dey? Na Engineering department?

Mouth action

Explorers:
27. Left testicles usually hang lower than right testicles. We’ll give you a second to check.

28. As men grow older, their penis gradually shrinks.

29. A survey by Durex condoms found that Greeks have the most sex.

30. Only 25% of women reach orgasm from intercourse alone. An estimated 10-15% are unable to climax at all.

31. 37% of men and 25% of women 50-80 gave MouthAction in the past year, reports the Indiana University Journal of Sexual Medicine. You’re not the only thing your grandparents kiss with those lips.

32. Penile enlargement surgery onlyadds half an inch on average.

33. Only 21.6% of men have had15 or more sexual partners by the time they hit 50.


http://www.mtv.com/news/1881105/weird-sex-facts/

I don't believe this! Even me wey I see my self as learner among my brothers at d age of 27 don get pass 35 partners

Flirtyjane:
End time Corpers

Am sorry if am rude, but you are f**ked.
I cry for you.
Am ashame for you.
I feel sorry for you.
I pity you.
I sympathise with whom birth you.
I sympathise with whom loves you as a wife/girl.
I am terribly disappointed I feel this way for you.

After all, it's not your fault, it the generation and world we are in.

You know why I wrote all these as a tribute for you? It's because you wrote:

"End time Corper",

And you name is:
"Flirtyjane".

You are a pretender,
Loser,
Impersonator,
and
The epitome and definition of endtime.

Once again, am sorry if am rude, I just expressed myself based on the perspective of the whole matter.

Educationentry:
The things some people didn't do four years in the university/college, they do so and more in just one year of NYSC programme. See below what these Corpers were spotted doing. Some people may say is fun but nevertheless some photos can have a negative effect in future.

http://www.educationentry.com/2016/05/see-what-this-corp-members-were-spotted.html

Some guys dey disappoint me sha.
All of Una go dey preach for her, Wah about the gurl Una straff give 500naira for TP, what's the difference. From the picture oh, Una go no say dem b her friend, and she b soji girl, no b local like most of the pretenders her, and they simply took a picture. And moreover, all wetin Una talk, who e epp for dem? Dem even sabi abi send Una. U are simply turning dem into a celebrity. Roll on gurls and guys, camp was fun, I wish I can do it again. That's ur moment.

kekakuz:
this is a sequel to https://www.nairaland.com/3105480/boss-serves-me-query-late
for those following this is what happened next and if you did not read the beginning, click the link.

after I left the office, I went straight back home totally bemused. I began to reflect on the whole incident to see where I wronged her. I played my role well except for when she begged me to stay. if I had stayed, then there Is no way I would have even made it to the office because I would be knocked out. also she was drunk and by principle I believe you should not sleep with a drunk woman no matter the pressure except she is your wife.

I couldn't take it anymore so I started to chat her up. I asked her if I wronged her in anyway or did not play my role well. I admit am late but that shouldn't lead to suspension.
I don't joke with my job. I know how I suffered to get to where I am and am willing to keep it.

she simply replied with a wink emoji. then asked why dint you do it am I not woman enough for you
I realized that this is my chance to get my job back as she is the first daughter of the chairman of the company and she can influence any decision.
I replied " Madam you are more than enough for me. your body is like a fortress and I can worship it. but only have to respect you. that is why I did not do it.
she replied but I asked you to.
I answerd yes you did but you were under the influence and I can take advantage of that. I have to respect you and don't want to do anything I would regret by trespassing.
she replied you said am under the influence, why did I get to the office b4you.
honestly she beat me with that. I did not understand how she overcome her hangover in less than 3 hours.
so I opened up.
Madam I don't usually drink so I don't have the skills.
she replied again"are u calling me a drunkard "
no please I replied. am just not used to the fast life. then I begged her and told her of how the job is important to me and why she should overturn the suspension. she simply said "you are a butcher begging for meat"
I really did not understand her proverb as she went offline.

I stayed indoor all day reminiscing events that transpired. I phone soon beeped and it was a travel agency. they sent me 2ticked bearing my name and hers to obudu ranch calabar.

I printed them and ponder for what purpose when I heard a car horn outside. it was her car. I opened the door for her and she just bashed in like a boss. she went straight to the point. am not drunk now and I need you to have me now.
her attitude turned me on like crazy. I cleared the table and pushed her on it. she was putting on a white sleeveless top on a black trousers. I tore it like a hungry lion. I myself don't understand my motivation. could it be because am angry or scared of loosing my job.
I speedily unhook her bra with my left hand and sunk my right hand down deep her elastic trousers. I kissed her deeply. handle her boobs and nibbled on her nipples. she let out soft moans as I had her on my dinner table. we soon finish and she was all messed up. he top was tired and her undisclosed wet.
I saw that she has no choice but to spend the night but I totally forgot to ask her what the travel tickets are for.

When is the next episode gonna be out?

Kiish:
its a form of anxiety disorder. perhaps therapy... or just drink the damn water. ( cheaper option sha)

I think will agree with you, cos something when I take up all courage and drink the water and expect the worst to happen, the nothing happens and somethings I vomit all I have in me.

I still fear they might ask me to drink water

It has been happening for over a month now and it's still happening.
I think I have this phobia and its called Aquaphobia (that's after I did some research on the internet).
Aquaphobia is fear of drinking water or liquids, but in my case I have this huge fear for drinking water and it always scare the he'll out of me, most of the time, am always dehydrated but knowing little about drips and infusion, what I do is walk into the clinic and buy drips to get myself hydrated.
When ever I force myself to drink little, I vomit a lot and when I don't, I become restless.
Please and getting tired and sick of this. My stools are always very hard, sometimes I have to press my anus to get little out my bowels.
Please, help me, what am I into?

brownskindude:
I thought they had two heads. They should have waited. How can oil be drilled in South South but regional and head offices are in Lagos and Abuja? Is it fair? Even when Groundnut and Cocoa was the mainstay of the economy, didn't the Hausas/Fulanis and Yorubas control their resources? Why should that of an Edo, Urhobo, Itsekiri or an Ijaw be any different?

I'm not happy with the recent happenings currently taking place but let the truth be told for once, the hausas/fulanis and yorubas have contributed little or nothing to the economy but have taken more. Oil is our birthright and we are not going to wait for it to be given to us. We are going to take it even if it means using force.

I have to say that am sorry for your plight, you are correct but you are also not correct. You are correct in the sense that oil is in your region and it shouldn't be give to you.
You are also wrong because this is Nigeria, the whole region made up nigeria, so, oil should be give to you free as other resources from other regions are not given to them free, but they buy.
Nigeria will be better if we end tribalism and what I call "state-ism", those things are really sending and setting us back. We should are work together. The damages done to the pipelines is affecting our economy and it's gonna affect us also, the terrorism in the north is affect our economy also, people are scared of going there to invest, which would have boost our economy. Pls let us all unite.
We are one Nigeria, together we stand and alone, we will fall as we are funny.
Let's not give the foreigner the power, opportunity and etc to call us insultive names, make mockery of us like someone just called us fantastically corrupt, but truely, ain't we corrupt? Does people still depend on us one way or the other. ONE NIGERIA!

Is she Ok? Is she out of Nigeria to London anti corruption summit with baba bu? Has she been kidnapped? Or is she back on the streets hawking her precious wares: agege bread? Is she in school now or she dey learn how to catwalk better?

Abeg, no mind me, just that I have missed her story on the FP.
Any latest news about her?

Abeg make Una clear my doubt oh...
APC dey complain that year say how Oga Jona go dey use 3 private jets?
Abeg dem don sell one of dem?
Abi why dem no talk about am again?
No b one of dem oga VP dey flex so?
Him take one,oga ontop too take 2 so that e no go too rugged quick.

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