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Romance › Re: Pretty Lady Shows Love To The Less Privileged On Valentine's Day (pics) by oyindare(m): 10:02am On Feb 15, 2017

Olu20090:
I knew it will not take seconds before you rear your conehead!

lol

Romance › Re: Pretty Lady Shows Love To The Less Privileged On Valentine's Day (pics) by oyindare(m): 9:42am On Feb 15, 2017

Olu20090:
Look at her beautiful skin. I know she must be Igbo/Biafraan!

Biafraan women are beautiful skin are like 5 and 6. Oyah Afonja, come and kill me!

give me your address U will b dead before 2pm today...

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Romance › Re: Pretty Lady Shows Love To The Less Privileged On Valentine's Day (pics) by oyindare(m): 9:40am On Feb 15, 2017

Flowers....

Romance › Re: 26-year-old Man Brags About His 57-year-old Girlfriend On Facebook (photos) by oyindare(m): 11:18am On Jan 25, 2017*

His own MMM b that ooo grin

;Do

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Crime › Re: Ritualist Caught Exhuming Corpses In Kogi, Almost Lynched By Irate Mob (photos) by oyindare(m): 5:56pm On Jan 19, 2017

He looks like olamide abi huh

abi na just me dey see am

Education › Re: 24 Funny Pictures UNILORIN Students Can Relate To by oyindare(m): 10:12am On Sep 06, 2016

Donabydeco:
21.) When you see the most religious girl in your department giving someone lap dance for soundbar

guy good ...I work in soundbar club no b lie Oooo..

Celebrities › Re: Toyin Aimakhu Celebrates Her 32nd Birthday With Comic Photos by oyindare(m): 9:16am On Sep 05, 2016*

32..why u

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Romance › Re: Between Your Wife And Your Girlfriend ... by oyindare(op): 5:40pm On Aug 31, 2016

Surfboard:
I should laugh, that way my corpse would look better.

nice one

Romance › Re: Between Your Wife And Your Girlfriend ... by oyindare(op): 3:13pm On Aug 31, 2016

firstking01:
Why not help me

u need to pay for the brain box frist.

Romance › Re: Between Your Wife And Your Girlfriend ... by oyindare(op): 3:03pm On Aug 31, 2016

firstking01:
Alluring

sorry..mi think u need to change ur brain box..

Romance › Re: Between Your Wife And Your Girlfriend ... by oyindare(op): 3:02pm On Aug 31, 2016

Surfboard:

u wan dey laugh u don eat today huh

Romance › Re: Between Your Wife And Your Girlfriend ... by oyindare(op): 2:59pm On Aug 31, 2016

TrapQueen77:
Yes na Keep it Locked and Loaded...

ok now make...U look like one sev on ur profile...cute face big nose

Romance › Re: Between Your Wife And Your Girlfriend ... by oyindare(op): 2:57pm On Aug 31, 2016

Surfboard:
I want to believe that question is rhetorical.

don't use big English for in me in this time of change Oooo..I never eat today

Romance › Re: Between Your Wife And Your Girlfriend ... by oyindare(op): 2:47pm On Aug 31, 2016

Surfboard:
In that case, i'd love me a mobile TV. Thank you.

u b woman

Romance › Re: Between Your Wife And Your Girlfriend ... by oyindare(op): 2:46pm On Aug 31, 2016

TrapQueen77:

Hahahahahha.... I don't mind being a Mobile I don't wanna be a tv

for real

so u want to b a chick

Romance › Re: Between Your Wife And Your Girlfriend ... by oyindare(op): 2:45pm On Aug 31, 2016

TrapQueen77:

Hahahahahha.... I don't mind being a Mobile I don't wanna be a tv

for real

Romance › Between Your Wife And Your Girlfriend ... by oyindare(op): 2:09pm On Aug 31, 2016

BETWEEN YOUR WIFE AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND ...

Your Girlfriend is like a Mobile Phone, while your wife be like the TV.

At home you watch TV, but when you go out, you take your Mobile Phone.

Sometimes you enjoy your TV, but most of the time, you play with your Mobile Phone.

TV is free for life but for the Mobile Phone, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated.

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old!
But the Mobile phone is cute, slim, curvy and very portable.

You can have only one TV and be comfortable, but mobile phone can be packed like sardine one pocket and they will still be comfortable.

We only change our TV only if spoilt(dead) but we like a newer and a finer mobile phone unless we don't see or hear about them.

Operational costs for TV is often acceptable, but for the Mobile phone it is often high and demanding.

TV has a remote, Mobile phone doesn't.

Most importantly, Mobile phone is a two-way communication. You talk and listen, but with the TV, you MUST only listen, whether you want to or not.

Last but not least! They don't have viruses but Mobile phone often do. So let's love our TVs forget about the Mobile Phones...U need an happy home not a room in a guest house..

Jokes Etc › Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by oyindare(m): 10:56am On Aug 29, 2016

Good one...Bleep all my ex's I don't miss u

Celebrities › Re: Mr Ibu Shows Off His Kids by oyindare(m): 9:31am On Aug 18, 2016

The kids no dey laugh to ibu jokes...

Crime › Re: Man Robbing Female Students In Nasarawa Caught. Photos by oyindare(m): 11:41am On Jul 12, 2016

Lol

Sports › Re: Ronaldo Presents To Nani His Silver Boot Award by oyindare(m): 10:10am On Jul 12, 2016

ddippset:
and how do all these put ronaldo into the equation of the 3 greatest footballers ever? He is not in the equation, its pele, maradona, messi. Messi wanted to win copa america to be crowned greatest ever! Ronaldo wanted to win euro to be crowned ballon dor winner 2016. Thats the difference, stop deceiving yourself. And by the way this is the most childish comment i have ever read. Most childish ever!

God pls change this man Brain box

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Politics › Re: Joe Igbokwe: Igbo Ethnic Bigotry And Hate Campaign Worry Me by oyindare(m): 8:56am On Jul 12, 2016

Arise01:
Igbokwe is telling them the bitter truth but they cannot understand the handwritten on the wall, my Igbo brothers keep agitating for Biafra while lagos is building the biggest refinery in Africa that will give them stable power supply, employment opportunities for their teaming youths and also boost their economy.

Lord bless this guy more with brain cos guy u get brain

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Politics › Re: Why I Don't Attend Council Of States Meeting With President Buhari – Fayose by oyindare(m): 8:47am On Jul 12, 2016

Pls Lord change this man's brain box

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Christianity Etc › Re: Omg See What This Little Boy Was Doing In Coza Church In Ilorin(pic) by oyindare(op): 10:54am On Jul 11, 2016

Amberon11:
smh

Christianity Etc › Re: Omg See What This Little Boy Was Doing In Coza Church In Ilorin(pic) by oyindare(op): 10:14am On Jul 11, 2016

funstufz:
And the pix grew wings

yes but I think the picture is back without wings ...lol grin

Christianity Etc › Omg See What This Little Boy Was Doing In Coza Church In Ilorin(pic) by oyindare(op): 10:02am On Jul 11, 2016

Father Lord I pray for a GOD loving son like this boy...this was a picture taking in COZA CHURCH IN LIORIN...HOW MANY LIKES FOR THIS CUTE GOD FEARING BOY?

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Christianity Etc › Omg See What This Little Boy Was Doing In Coza Church In Ilorin(pic) by oyindare(op): 9:57am On Jul 11, 2016*

Father Lord I pray for a GOD loving son like this boy...this was a picture taking in COZA CHURCH IN LIORIN...HOW MANY LIKES FOR THIS CUTE GOD FEARING BOY?

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Celebrities › Re: Akin Olaiya Flaunts His 3 Children In School Uniforms by oyindare(m): 9:49am On Jul 11, 2016

prayerfull and GOD fearing son like this boy in coza ilorin church I pray for oh GOD

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Education › Re: Cult Group(@gerorgia Sea Lords) Donate Food To The Motherless..pictures by oyindare(op): 6:29pm On Jun 21, 2016

CaptainEColeJnr:
This happened in 1999 at OAU ..... when Wale Omole was the VC then

you are so right

Education › Re: Cult Group(@gerorgia Sea Lords) Donate Food To The Motherless..pictures by oyindare(op): 8:09am On Jun 21, 2016

hpk:
Salutamus.

what are u saying sev

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