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| That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by snezBaba: 11:54am On Aug 21, 2016 |
So a few months after my boyfriend broke up with me, I bumped into him at a restaurant!  Oh no! He was with one hot babe, looking happy and satisfied!  Can you imagine? 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by snezBaba: 11:58am On Aug 21, 2016 |
Meanwhile I had been crying day and night  As if somebody died! Eating every and anything edible.  Kai! 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by snezBaba: 12:01pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
And generally behaving like the world had come to an end.  What is this world without love? After seeing him looking so happy and satisfied I decided to change.  If he can move on, so can I! 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by snezBaba: 12:03pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
So the first thing I decided to do was join a gym.  And become the hottest babe in Nigeria! When I got there I saw so many men looking delicious.  Hulks everywhere! 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by snezBaba: 12:06pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
I decided I must impress them by force, by fire.  Yes oh So first I spent some time stretching.  Before muscle pull would come and finish me on one machine. 4 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by chris2face(m): 12:14pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
Continue am right behind u |
| Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by adexlamex(m): 12:29pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
I dey your side, kwonteanew 1 Like |
| Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by raebox: 12:49pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
hunhun.....I'm coming first. lemme go and come |
| Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by snezBaba: 6:36pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
Right after that, I got on a treadmill.  To run from my problems. After a leisurely 3 minute stroll, I decided to increase the speed and incline.  Because I’m the baddest babe. 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by snezBaba: 6:39pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
After 2 minutes and 11 second, I was like:  Hayyy I have entered one chance. After 2 minutes and 53 seconds I was like:  Somebody please help me. 1 Like |
| Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by snezBaba: 6:41pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
By the time I got to 3 minutes and 5 seconds I knew I had to stop:  It’s all over oh! People of God that is how I fell on the treadmill oh!  See shame oh! 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by snezBaba: 7:03pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
All of a sudden I was surrounded by a few of the gym hunks, who had rushed over to see if I was okay.  Hmm could this be my silver lining? One of them said "you should really take it easy if you haven't done this before".  Uncle is that what we are talking about now? 1 Like |
| Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by snezBaba: 7:08pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
I even heard a few laughing.  Will this shame never end? When I finally stood up, I saw my ex staring right at me!   HAYYYYYYYY!What is this one doing here? 2 Likes |
| Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by snezBaba: 7:11pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
Before I could collapse from shame all over again I hobbled out of that place.  Na wa oh! I have never gone back to that gym.  So that they can point and laugh at me abi? 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by snezBaba: 7:13pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
And I blame it on that my useless ex boyfriend.  Wretched guy! Property of Zikoko.com© 1 Like |
| Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by snezBaba: 7:14pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
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| Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by Coyotejack(m): 8:53pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
 well-done |
| Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by Sayelabola(m): 7:51am On Aug 22, 2016 |
Lesson: never try too hard to do a thing to impress someone; and in whatever you trying to do, clear your mind off taking a revenge. In R Kelly's voice....you better be careful what you're doing to me, cos it might turn around on U. |
| Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by Evakinqz: 1:21pm On Aug 24, 2016 |
Nice one bro, you murdered it. . 1 Like |
| Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by Nobody: 6:35pm On Aug 24, 2016 |
Oooo y is dis thread too sweet
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| Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by SmathGate(m): 11:04am On Aug 25, 2016 |
snezBaba:I can't really control my blood pressure whenever is pisures like this |
| Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by Horlufemi(m): 9:46am On Aug 29, 2016 |
| I don fall from chair o |
| Re: That Time I Disgraced Myself At The Gym by oyindare(m): 10:56am On Aug 29, 2016 |
Good one...Bleep all my ex's I don't miss u |
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