₦airaland Forum

sunshineR:
In no particular order here are the people on nl i sooooo love

tgoddess
(my bae of life...........the godess of beauty and intelligence combined...........thats a 10 outta 10 loves for you hun............i looooove you )

lalas247
(very beautiful, smart, super friendly, ukwu-licious and adorable..............shes sooo loveable that even the hardest of hearts would love her.............plenty love for you dear............kolewerk )

shinarlaura
(the most beautiful, amiable down to earth, and brilliant cameroonian lady i know............shes soo friendly that if you insullt her she'd reply you with at least 6 kiss emoticons...........love you dear )

kimbraa
(the beautiful super intelligent boss lady who takes no shiiiii from anyone.............bae could even go toe to toe and deek to deek with those termed savage lords............i love you miss benita )

queensekxy
sekxy
dillusionist
(the greatest broke guys slayer of our time................i have no adjective to describe dis lovely bae and how she looks so i advice you check her dp and see just for yourself how much of a princess she is.........
Thats a 3.33 love for each of ur monikers making it 10/10 in total )

oyindidi
(the very amiable, grestest adviser/counsellor and best mom of 2017......love you plenty maami )

iamkashybaby
(i sooo love this gorgeous very funny and free spirited virgin lady .............honey i love you plenty but its a 6/10 loves sha.......dont want jude thinking its eros and getting unnecessarily worried )

refiner
(one of nl's most elegeant, friendliest, smart and loveliest pretty lady alive............though you havent been around of late, i still love you like kilode )

optional1
(now there are alot of adjectives that can be used to describe this lady but personally i'll go for naturally beautiful, fun loving, adorable, funny, friendly, etc............aunty you're one in a million jareh..........and i love you )

divay22
(PRO of them ukwu crew..........always around to keep the forum alive with her comments...........bae is sooo cool, clever and beautiful........take kisses jareh )

makydebbie
(i heard shes not to friendly (to them dickheads actually) but one thing i know is shes is one hell of a gorgeous pretty ghanian lady..........shes also very intelligent and a naija jellof rice lover ...........love you plenty hun )

rebirthforgoody
(heard pretty classy bae is on a vacation to bahamas (or so i think)............i love you mi-lady )

and

lewaluv
(mrcor.k's nl crush........the extremely pretty fair lady is one of nl's finest...........i love you hun.......you're too much )


to all my niggas both from them ukwu crew @ ukwu president lefulefu
vice president dacovajnr
honorable members sunshineG, luminouz, randy91, redbeans etc,

booby club members
elite bachelor fraternity (BF)
some plurimi members @ chairman syzu
executioner jude
lorrd traphedges etc

i cant possibly love love love una cos una are guys

but i've got deep respect and agape love for you sha


happy "tell a nairalander i love you" day

Wow! I'm really touched by your kind words. May God Almighty bless you. Thanks dear( holy kiss)

finalboss:
he stole from me , he knows all my passwords and wallets passwords , everything.

Not a wise thing to do if you ask me. You brought this upon yourself. Report to police for your safety

Daylyt my one and only oyoyo sugarboi

I love you sexfoss! you made me believe in true friendship online. Much love big man sugardaddy

Na the crippled man want kill himself

robosky02:

Say it!

Victornezzar:
she's my type of woman

I guess she's booked for cs. No woman can ignore that pain to make-up

Contraction no hold her, she go fling that make-up throwaway

Dillusionist:
rora.chy kimb.ra oyind.idi lalas2 47 all of them ladies..love you all

love you more

Maxi112:
I thought you're gifted in deciphering emojis? but then you proved me wrong.


I'd prefer to have you on a low spirit so to move the ministry to the permanent site with uninterrupted frequency


does that make any difference?

Yes oh I'm in Church now. I'll let you know if I can make it tomorrow. Call me

Maxi112:
Had you married with kids? I might not feel the sweetness after spoiling you


sure we had unfinished business, when will that be?

Lol, you still dey do hear say upon our closeness. Na wa o.

I'm in high spirit so I'll let it brush

Let's go there next week. My hair don old, I need a new hairdo before I go out.

Maxi112:
with all the threads on this section why this one?


you come to see Mr endowed abi?


yeah, you wanna hangout with me?


I'm free this weekend

We have unfinished business.. Ain't we going to the place again? Come spoil me small

lefulefu:
make una say sumptin o
i even forget to call pocohantas
pocohantas ooo..spartacus don snap one hot pix for u oo

He needs help

GOFRONT:
wHite Rice and stew.......I

Many can't prepare stew

Maxi112, are you back?

lefulefu:
op lemme help u call them
oyindidi
Lalas247
Augustap
rebirthforgoody
kimbraa
Divay22
oya come and see sumptin to wet ur appetite with

I give up

Nma27:
Well, I'm not a pro but I dey try. Atleast I can cook with firewood. Got me all teary at first but I now know how to dodge d smoke.

Lol, nice one

Ebayray:
Ladies who say they don't know how to cook should swerve to the left. Did your mum teach you to fvck?!.

I tire. You get mouth o

MrCork:
..no comments...even ordnaarrrry Oyindidi fine pass u!!((SMH))

mpia gi

Well served

Fadedjeans:
If you reason without insulting, you'll learn a lot. I know he came at you first, but he made a point.

That's true, thanks fadedjeans. I was kinda pissed he is found of attacking me

DarkRebel69, stay off my mention. I'm simple minded but I don't go about begging for money here.

Fadedjeans:
Very unnecessary. You don't have to be condescending in a bid to sound smart and intellectual. Fyi, it's okay to be ''too simple, too average, too ordinary''. Not everyone can be overly intelligent or extraordinary. She put up a harmless topic, and was open to different opinions. There were other people that had different opinions but didn't resort to name calling.

Thanks my brother, I trained his type in school. I love simple life and no one is complaining except that idioot with mouth like dog annus.

DarkRebel69:
Go and re-read that post, I've added some vital points for your benefit.

What else can you say beyond "K''? Prove me wrong for once by doing something unexpected.
You're docile, conforming, ordinary, "un-opinionated", and have always shown a patent disregard for the intellectually stimulating --- a trait rife among many members of your gender, especially in this part of the world. May I never be cursed as to have someone like you for a bride. It'd be no different from wedding an unquestioning lamb.

Totter off now, and don't you give up your day-job of day-dreaming about the day of your wedding and how splendid your wedding gown would be — it's the acme of your life achievements and all you are ever good for.

K

DarkRebel69:
You're trying too hard to impress Nairaland males (and men in general), or is that not the purpose of this thread? To subtly advertise that you would make a very ''homely wife" – an euphemism for "domesticated pet".

Why not learn to live for yourself, to aspire for greater things, rather than slaving your entire existence in a pathetic bid to be seen as "marriable" by men?

You are too basic and simple-minded, just like many Nigerian girls out there. Too simple, too average, too ordinary.

K

MrCork:
^^^ther u go... Oyindidi is a lightskin wife material & she is size 8!!!

I hear you

MrCork:
...really?...ok..say it nicely...say it slowly ...say it wit sweet voice an say it like u meannnnnit

Good morning Corky!

MrCork:
..did u say good morning today?....but instead,u start cussssin like mechanic.....our London white women will never act like that!!(SMH) [

Good morning Corky! Satisfied?

Amarabae:
not at all, every woman should learn how to cook but what am trying to correct is the mentality PeoPle have that being a woman means that you naturally know how to cook

I get now

DarkRebel69:
If I may ask, besides marriage, what else do you aspire towards?

You are trying too hard to impress people. I only advice ladies and you started foaming in the mouth.