Haaaahaaahaaahaaa!!! One of the funniest headlines I've come across in recent times. Cracked me up

It's not just Religious but Ethnic cleansing as well.

I thought all these men are the apples of God's eye? How come the eye of the apple of God's eye is now patched? If not for nearby brave guys who intervened, it would've been game over for his life, but these men of God keep quoting Psalm 91 and other expired Williams Shakespeare religious literatures to gullible members who think in vain that something or some sky daddy in the blue sky can just appear and protect them from harm or danger.

Benblaq:
I abandoned my GT and FCMB accounts for close to two years now because of the charges and deductions I can not explain. Someone recently sent money to my FCMB because she couldn't find opay using ussd, before the money even dropped it had reduced. I saw RECRY Q1 card maintenance fee, RECRY Q2 card maintenance fee and what and what not, .. the money reduced annoyingly. I don't even use their cards. These traditional banks make customer service very difficult and still complain when people run away.

You people better not tamper with our mobile banks that have made "I don send am, I never see am, wait small" a story of the past.

Haaahaahaa! Very funny but right on point. You cracked me up. Chai

Gerrard59:


It only happens in poor countries. Which prosperous country do couples cut their hands because of less than $5?

Worse things happen in prosperous countries. Mass shootings in public places homicide including killing of all the kids in the house are popular near daily happenings in the USA.

This is the craziest thing any useless and heartless man can do. Yet some women will sense danger and suffer extreme domestic abuse and battery without opting to walk away just because of the useless religious slogan that says "What God has joined together, let no man put asunder.... For better for worse till death do us part... Bla bla bla... Some stubborn women know how brutal their husband or man is, they'll keep nagging, dragging and pushing him to the wall just to activate his beast mode of voracious and uncontrollable anger, harshness and violence. There is no single sign of remorse on his face or body language. This man deserves death by hanging. Just too bad.

100millionGoal:
She's contributing to the Economy of the country the only way she can.
Her type full Bigo app

What if she was kidnapped? How many times have these guys kidnapped and whisked away inspecting vehicle victims from their vehicles? They even kidnap some persons from Keke Napep. So don't rush to conclude please.

Wow! This is mind blowing and extremely awesome. Hausas and Igbos have lost bearing concerning their Cultural heritages. Wow!

She's using his head but she might just develop temporary feelings for and give him some random kitten as a reciprocal. Lazy student

We keep telling them that all those religions are fake and their GOs or Pastorpreneurs are mere businessmen and conmen who use the desperation of the miracle and Greek Heaven seekers to manipulate, regulate and exploit them from generation to generation (World Without End).

There seems to be a grand agenda or masterplan in place. This is eventually making some of the things Nnamdi Kanu was saying to be true. For terrorists to be operating in Nigeria without being neutralised, there's a heavy compromise, aiding and abetting plus sponsorship and backing. Nigeria is gone but the dumb ones are still praying for Naija in vain hope and prophesies, deceiving and being deceived. What a pity?

They take us for a fool and take us for a ride because of the IMMUNITY CLAUSE of IMPUNITY.

Smart dude with sense.

Nansense an ingredient

Only Constitutional Review that will remove IMMUNITY CLAUSE from the present military constitution can save Nigeria from the impunity of her political leaders. Dazzol

The PMB style of giving hope and taking it back until 8 years are completed.

Useless cowards and mass murderers. All of them.

If she likes, let her smoke shisha or even sasha through her ears, eyes or even anus, it's her own cup of tea.

Righteousness2:
Wow!!
One small nation taking Strongly on about 6-7 enemy nations who want to devour it, and dealing ruthlessly with them all.
This could only be GOD. No nation on earth can Survive in this sort of battle ISRAEL is involved. It can Only be GOD
The Covenant GOD Swore with ISRAEL is Real.


This is the most courageous Israeli strike in Damascus EVER!

This is a Clear Message to the Head of the Snake.
This is not another proxy attack or a close attack. This is an attack against the most significant symbol - an embassy.

Whoever attacked from the air the building next to the Iranian embassy in Damascus (which also belongs to the embassy) is Sending send a clear message to Tehran.

Intresting times are staring us in face as Bible Prophecies are firing up for Fufillment.

This could only be the words of a programmed mind who cannot think beyond the Bible texts. Israel is known for research and development and by upgrading military assault weapons and battle operations. There's no God in that. God is not partial.

Spiritual and mental slaves who have only succeeded in borrowing, adopting and practicing (acting) other people's Religious cultures.

Yet, the dumb Nigerians will never learn.

blueAgent:

Oko Oķo
Keep fooling yourself

Keep fooling myself as how when you're the biggest fool here.

Scam, scam and more scam. Nothing but scam for the miracle seekers.

Adammamon:
Your mumu no too much, so one carpenter son in the middle east made sacrifice for you here in Africa. Chai.. african can never have sense. When they came to meet us, we have land, culture and wealth while they only came with bible, they asked us to close our eyes and pray, by the time we opened our eyes, they’ve taken our land, wealth and culture and gave us bible. Till today we’ve never recovered. How can you trust the people that took everything from you and gave you bible and even accept his God? They collected all we had and gave us hope in bible and God, telling us it’s easier for camel to enter a pin hole than for wealthy man to enter paradise and yet they took our wealth and get wealthy with it. Africans hate everything about slavery except the religion. It’s true these people study us well before enslaving us.



you

The best comment. Well-done.

OfeAchi:
There's nothing like juju or voodoo. All are figments of imagination which lends themselves to superstitious beliefs.
If you believe in them, then give concrete evidence of their existence.

Do you accept the same for the major religions? If not, your submission holds no water.

blueAgent:
See the none you wrote.

Why did you accept the education they brought or why use their phones and technology?
Clown

You're the biggest clown. The education is quite different from the religion. One is real while the other is fake.

Prayer na scam.

Naija will be worse than Sudan and Haiti

Most of the ladies frame unsuspecting guys up and the resultant crowd will feel because she's a woman, then the guy is guilty.

Noo naaa! Haba!

God1blessBiafra:
You be Mu!mu.


Is Israel killing their fellow Israel.

So if Israeli robbers kill Israel soldiers in their own land, they will bomb the location like they are doing in Gaza.


Is would have looked similar if Niger Republic soldiers attacked and killed your Nigeria soldiers then your Nigeria soldiers take the war to Niger Republic.




No country in the world kill it citizens because some criminals killed soldiers, except the zoo called Nigeria.

You be the biggest mumu walahi. What will happen if Israeli citizens carry out the same bloody attack perpetrated on the Israelis? So Israel will just let them be because they're Israelis? Your brain is working anticlockwise.

Amayabor1:


I will feed you and your family.

Such will never come here to expose their poverty. Yeye fowl and church rat wan feed him papa. Go and feed the poor ones in your village community. Though I know that if they turn you upside down, shishi will not drop from your pockets.