Crime › Re: Senior ISWAP Commander Abdussamad Ohida "Anwar" Killed In Ondo Forest by Ozoono1: 7:27pm On Oct 06 |
saintbillion: All the same. Crash ooo, scratch all na homophones It is true Sha |
Health › Re: Twin Medical Sisters Die In Yobe (Photos) by Ozoono1: 7:15pm On Oct 05 |
MightySparrow: Great loss to Nigeria.
Stupid parents being medics themselves brought sorrow upon themselves and the society. Oga or madam thank you for the truth |
Crime › Re: Senior ISWAP Commander Abdussamad Ohida "Anwar" Killed In Ondo Forest by Ozoono1: 7:11pm On Oct 05 |
saintbillion: Hope he's not responsible for the plane scratch? Oga na crash |
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Vows Life Imprisonment For Hard Drug Importers If Elected President by Ozoono1: 6:47pm On Sep 20 |
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Literature › Re: Amaka The Lesbian.. by Ozoono1: 8:17pm On Sep 18 |
Pls I am skeptical here, so you mean all this unprotected sex, u have with your uncle and the other pastor, you did not get pregnant,  Pls try still tell young girls reading this that you did practice safe sex , gratias Episode 34..
That was when I had the time to think about the pastor and what we had just done. I wondered how a junior pastor of a very popular church, was able to knack me like a p–n actor. No one has dealt with me sweetly, like he did, the whole thing was more than sweet, out of this world sweet. For the first time in my life, I really enjoyed it with reckless abandon and wished he was married to me, I couldn’t believe the sensation I was having in between my legs, I needed more of him, it was supposed to be a one time thing, but I couldn’t sleep. I kept replaying the whole scenario in my head, the nibbling, licking, twists and positions, with his massive cucumber, kai, my uncle’s own doesn’t even meet up to half of his, ‘hmmm, I think am going to keep this one’ I whispered to myself, even if it means becoming a constant church goer and taking it upon myself to clean his office in church, I don’t mind, but before all that, I decided to make good use of the little time we had in his house.
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Meanwhile, a confused junior pastor was lying beside his lovely busty wife (Margaret) thinking about what he had just done with a girl old enough to be his daughter. He wondered what he would do, if he caught another man sleeping with his teenage daughter, the mere thought turned his intestines and he felt like puking. He knew what he did was wrong, but it felt so good. All the years he had slept with his wife, it never felt this good. It was always the usual missionary style and no spice at all. She would lay there like a log of wood, while he makes some in and out movement for two minutes and that’s the end, she doesn’t even allow him touch her b—–s or down there, no room for pre-intimacy, sometimes, she insists on praying before they make love, and he pretends to be cool with it, because he’s a pastor that is not supposed to reject prayer, no matter when it comes.
He likes the fact that his wife is a born again, but she’s over doing it, he longs for more flavour and excitement in the bedroom, not the boring type he had been subjected to, all because he’s a pastor. He heaved a sigh and thanked God for bringing him a fresh, innocent, sweet package, that would make him feel young and vibrant again. And to think the poor girl has been relieving herself all these while, with her fiñgers, while he had been wallowing in abject unsatisfactory s3x, from his over born again wife. He refused to acknowledge that he was wrong, instead, he justified it by feeling he only helped the girl cure her urge, than allow her go out there to meet one of those good for nothing little boys that will mess up her life. Before he slept, he made up his mind to properly counsel her later in the day.
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I woke up by 10 am, surprised that they didn’t wake me for morning prayers, but my sister told me the pastor said they should allow me to sleep, that they will put me in prayer, I smiled and went into the bathroom, I quickly had my shower, dressed up and went downstairs. I saw Margaret and her husband, studying the bible, “good morning, ma. Good morning, sir” they both answered with smiles on their faces, I smiled back and stepped into the kitchen to take my breakfast. As it was the routine in their house, breakfast is prepared very early and served, then we all go into the kitchen to take our share.
I was in the room, sleeping with my sister, when sister Margaret woke me up and told me to meet her husband downstairs that he wants to talk to me, “he said he wants to give you some counselling, he had a dream about you last night, he told me about it and it wasn’t good at all. When he’s done with you, come and meet me in the bedroom, there’s something I would like to discuss with you” I nodded and went to meet her husband….
To Be Continued… |
Christianity Etc › Re: Good-bye Sex With EX Before Wedding, Not For Born Again Sisters And Brothers by Ozoono1: 9:18am On Sep 06 |
Really I taught that is the best oh At the first to comment why did you stop my ftc since 2014 I joined nairaland na |
Crime › Re: From Lavish 60th Birthday To Maximum Security: The Story Of Ariket by Ozoono1: 5:37pm On Aug 20 |
bewla: you wicked abi na wuked I for say
45 add to over 50 and you say she should be strong when she comes back j ha ba uncle lolade Na WA for him oh, 60 + 45 =105years oh |
Sports › Re: See African Countries With The Most CAF Approved Stadiums by Ozoono1: 10:01pm On Aug 19 |
HRTOFAKNG: So even Godswill Akpabio stadium in Uyo no follow?! Aah no believe the list! That is the only one approved by caf oga. That means Nigeria has just one |
Crime › Re: Video Of KC Luxury Cars - Garage That Got Nigerians Talking by Ozoono1: 2:35pm On Aug 19 |
Names checkers association (NCA) , nairaland chapter. Are disappointed |
Christianity Etc › Re: "Intimacy gadget Is Not A Sin, It's An Equipment" - Apostle Aghasedo by Ozoono1: 5:58pm On Aug 12 |
See wetin they dey preach for church instead of repentance and love , angel G when are you blowing the triumphet |
Crime › Re: Family's Van Stolen During Graduation Trip In UK (Photo) by Ozoono1: 8:52am On Aug 02 |
NOETHNICITY: You grammar bro is causing serious headaches. Kindly check and edit Thanks sir I av done it, it is auto correction mistake |
Crime › Re: Family's Van Stolen During Graduation Trip In UK (Photo) by Ozoono1: 7:00am On Aug 02*. Modified: 8:51am On Aug 02 |
sharone21: Fraudsters and thieves don't know the embarrassing and life threatening situations they put their victims.
Anyway, karma is real. Very sorry to be insolent WHY DO YOU PUT UR PHONE NO IN UR PROFILE, or don't let me believe what I am thinking oh |
Celebrities › Re: Anita Joseph Called Out By Caramel Plug For Using Her Photo by Ozoono1: 6:53am On Jul 11 |
Sonofgod1990: I remembered when I nakeddd dis anita Sorry to ask in this life or another |
Politics › Re: Tinubu Is Incompetent: My Call For His Resignation Stands - Peter Obi by Ozoono1: 6:41pm On Jul 05 |
yarimo: The same obi that stole labour party campaign funds Pls na I no it is difficult but pls try GET SENSE NA |
Crime › Re: Oyo Government Demolishes Building Used As Kidnappers’ Hideout (Photos) by Ozoono1: 4:00pm On Jun 08 |
IamPatriotic: Very stupeed criminals, they kidnapped in Ibadan, still kept their victims in Ibadan and calling their families within the radius of their hideouts. Brainless people coping the Fulanis wrongly Dss , police pls see this guy here oh |
Christianity Etc › Re: Snake Spotted In A Church During Service (Video) by Ozoono1: 10:35am On May 19 |
PlasmaTV: Who else misses lalastic lala? The snake man. Pls if I may ask what really happened to him? |
Food › Re: Nigerian Prison Food Video Sparks Outrage by Ozoono1: 7:14pm On May 17 |
EmmyMaestro: Omo, 😳😳 see watery beans. Stay away from crime. Freedom sweet no be small.
Hebrews 14:14, Brethren, In all thy doing, value thy freedom What is the name or translation of your Bible that has Hebrews to chapter 14  |
Family › Re: My Ex Girlfriend Told Me That Her Second Child Is Mine by Ozoono1: 11:15am On May 10 |
I just pray pray op should listen to this prof. Namaster: Tell her to bring the kid and BEFORE you say/do anything, go for a DNA test.
It DOESN'T matter how much the child LOOKS like you, STILL run a DNA test.
You are DEALING with a disloyal CHEATER.
If DNA confirms the child is yours, take STEPS to play a BIG ROLE in her life.
If POSSIBLE, tell the WoRHe that you're willing to take the chill OFF her hands so she can FOCUS on catering for the other two KIDS.
Your GOAL is to ensure that your DAUGHTER (as confirmed by DNA test) is NOT raised by a Single Mother.
If you LET your daughter be raised by a Single Mother, you may end up being the FATHER of a Nigerian Bonnie Blue.
ALSO, the claim that she DIDN'T tell you earlier because you were NOT "ready to settle down" is clearly a LIE.
After all, she was ALREADY firmly settled down with a WIFE-BEATER (allegedly) at the time she was FROLICKING with you.
She was ESSENTIALLY married.
And she did NOT want to LOSE her PROVIDER.
Now that that's done and she's STUCK raising THREE kids by herself in this Great Tinubulation, she's looking for another FINANCIAL CUSHION, aka YOU.
Anyway whatever you do, NEVER invite her to live with you. Unless you want to be the BREADWINNER for another man's family.
If you LET her guilt-trip you into ANY kind of cohabitation, be ready to PROVIDE for 3 extra people.
And when she's SUCKED you dry, she'll tell the NEXT guy you were a "wife beater".
Have SENSE! |