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Remember say yahoo no be career...
This wan no be meme

Too bad 😕

Victory is from God alone.


God bless the Nigerian Army 🪖

Scarrr:
says a fool

A very big one...

Oakenshield:
Backward tribe filled with idiots

I am not who they say I am
I am not what you see on TV
It's obvious that they're lying
I am not what your granddaddy told you about me
I am more
I am more than a vast land of livestock and herdsmen
I am more
I am more than a people who like pork or sex, listen
I am not western, I am culture
I am not oil, I am agriculture
I am not the beggars you see on the streets
Believe me or not, I am not a terrorist
I am not hunger nor starvation
I am the food basket of the nation
I am not illiterate
Now, how can that be?
When I am the center of education
See, I see green everywhere, I am a savanna
I am not a desert, I am not abandoned
I am not the Sahara
I am a break from the urban lifestyle and its horrors
And you'd be right to say we're not only farmers
And I'd be lying if I said I'm not polygamous
I am hospitality, we no bombers
They say numbers don't lie, for sure, we've got the numbers
I am the not just your gateman
I am not just your Aboki, bureau de change man
I am not poor
I am the richest black man on the planet, next to Bill Gates, man
I am not just one religion
I am not just a politician in my region
I've got the power and it's evident
It's why I am not giving' up until I am president
I am not a soldier I am the army
I am not a violent, guy now just allow me
I am not just a cool climate
I am a Plateau so high, you've got to climb it
Stack 'em high, stack 'em high, the pyramids are in us
I am not a place you come to earn peanuts
In a nutshell I am the groundnut
I am so sick and tired of these stereotypes
I am NORTH ...

I know this baba,
We come & we go...
Rest in peace man, God rest your soul.

Don't ignore her past, you're not a retirement plan.
Inasmuch as she wants a man whose future is bright, you also deserve a woman whose past is free from shiiii...

Abee79:
Very soon, you'll need a miracle 🤐

This reply sweet me ...

Na to revenge for the boy o

Baba don dey kpo + 1/2 ...

See Shallipopi for dat side 😂🤣

Heaven help me, here I go again.

E be like me sef go soon start craze + angry bird doings ...
Maybe my Local government go recognize me ...

This guy don use HOT TEMPER & INSULT enter presidency...
Nigeria itself na comedy ...

Aye kpor gooon...
RIP Honourable ....

RIP my leader...
You fought to the end,
God rest your soul
EKENEDILICHUKWU...

Your cornrows dey burst my head...

natedensel:
Is it just me or it's same with other guys, the embarrassment I feel is as if I'm the one doing something embarrassing, and I can't help the feeling, because of that I shy away from buying foodstuff or other stuff that will make me bargain.

Most times I ask my sisters or girlfriend to accompany me so she can do the bargaining or get the stuff for me.

My older brother bargains alot like he can't do without bargaining and for that I avoid going anywhere with him.

Incase you're wondering how I survive without bargaining, I just use people close to me when its something I must bargain for, but if it's something like clothes, I know the standard price for stuff like that so I just make an offer, and for basic things like packaged groceries I buy from supermarkets in more than one quantity.

Your family problem

ChizzyBuna:
See as Ram Skinny like WizKid
If you kill this one
Na bone bone go full everywhere

Wizkid abi Zinolesky 😂

Hmmm, country hard, no lies ...

The Commandant Nigerian Defence Academy (NDA), Major General JO Ochai, on Tuesday 11 June. 2024 addressed the staff and cadets of the academy, congratulating them on the successful completion of 3rd Quarter 2023/2024 Training Session .

He thanked the staff for their dedication and commitment, and encouraged them to maintain their high standards in the upcoming session.

The Commandant challenged the cadets to uphold integrity and refrain from activities that could tarnish the academy's reputation, particularly during the Academy break from 12-25 June, 2024.He also advised the cadets to keep a low profile and maintain situational awareness due to the current security situation in the country.He wished the muslim faithful happy Eid -El Adha in advanced.

Among those present during the Commandant's address include the Deputy Commandant NDA Air Vice Marshal SK Aneke, Academy Provost, Professor I Garba, Principal Staff Officers, senior military and civilian staff as well as cadets and other staff

Burna don decide to show workings...
Nice one Odg!

There'll never be another...

helinues:
Na you people dey dream honestly.

Let's go by una logic. Una said president Tinubu is corrupt and he his a notorious drug Barron.

To be a drug Barron, you must be stinkingly rich.

To be corrupt, that means you know how to buy your way out.

Now add power position to the above for someone seeking reelection and you think any baga can stop him except God.

Analysis 🤭

Anguldi:
Egungun dey go express oOoOO
Make Oba b kiaful Dethronement fit sub if matters escalate.


Where is commissioner for local government and chieftaincy, sharply serve OBA warning and suspension first. Him mind go touch ground 💯

Edo nor be Kano...

Allah ya cigaba da tona asirin ku...

TheClassic1:
Simple question u could not answer that's why most of u fail in school omo werey.

Olodo, as u don see me finish, when I bagged my MSc sef, u still be toddler... Dan renin wayo kawaii

Haba mallam... Even you like har da kaii

TheClassic1:
If ogun kill her wetin go kill u omo werey.

You're a mad fellow, only say u never enter street...
But na small small, u go soon cast...