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Alenkakent: Aaaaaaarrrrrggghhhhhrr...that's one scary shit ♠ always try to avoid in my life...and the cause of the break up self determines how hurt u get...
He should get over it quickly with your help...say me well to him

Tnx for ur concern bro, I $ together with my close friends $ cousins are trying to get him out of it, though the pace is slow but there's been improvement, we all just can't wait for phase two of the "recovery process".

Alenkakent: 1st phase of what might that be ?

1st phase of recovery from a broken relationship

Good Morning house, still on the first phase with my cousin but today's mood is better, though still sober but much better compared to the previous days, just hoping dat he will get over this first phase so that we can move on to the 2nd phase.

Helenqollinz: She's fyn dearie.Who's in shock nd y is he in shock?

My cousin, (1st cousin) he heard the news of his girl cheating on him for years with someone else, the news got to him yesterday and he verified it only to find out that it is a genuine news, the guy was planning to visit her home january next year to make his intention known to her family. Only to discover that he has been jilted all this years.

Helenqollinz: Tnks my luv.Na triplet me nd u go get na.

Hahahahahahaha, TRIPLETS? Why not, if its what u want me to give u then there's no cause for alarm. I dey kampe.

Helenqollinz: Helo sweet,hope u are fyn?Can u kindly tell me y u fink ur day wont b joyous?

Good afternoon Sweetie, how is ur sis faring, I hope all is well over there?

Well..... Its a long story that when I write the script $ give it to Emem isong to produce it will turn out to be an award winning best seller, so let's cut the chase $ tell it plainly, I will miss out doing nothing today that's why it won't be joyous for me, cos he is still in a state of shock. We still can't calm him down and we are already in phase one of the break up with him. looking @ it, this first phase might go on for days cos he is still in same shock as he was last night when the news reached him.

Imagine how love can bring a strong-hearted man to tears like a 2 year old child. Incredible!

Good Morning guys, wow its been rainy "elephant-and- hippopotamus here in Lagos.


Well, to GOD be the glory, like a close friend of mine use to say, LOVE is a spell ur enemies cast on you to keep u blind from the truth.

Do enjoy your day, cos I don't think mine will be that joyous

FIRST SEMESTER EXAM
Attempt all questions. Time: 1hr 30 mins
Section A(All questions carry equal marks)
1. What are the names of the two people
holding hands when you switch on a Nokia
phone ?
2. If the past tense of Take is Took, what is
the past tense of Make ?
3. Which university in Nigeria has the
highest number of ladies using blackberry
phones?
4. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo on
facebook, who sent the friend request and
why?
5. if the cost of moi-moi is N10.50, what is
the cost of moi ?
6. Who ate the missing part of the apple
logo?
SECTION B
1. Between the Nigerian police and
Nigerian girls, who likes money more?
2. Using the almighty formula, calculate
the diameter of elegushi beach. (take
pi=3.142)
3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy,who is
Adaobi ?
4. If your x-boyfriend/girlfriend wins
N50,000,000 on who wants to be a
millionaireafter you broke up, find the
value of
X?
5. If it takes Goodluck 1 hour to deliver a
typed speech in a national conference, how
many days will it take Patience to
deliver the same speech on the same
occasion?
SECTION C
1) Tuface was given a Prado and Ferarri on
his traditional wedding and white wedding
respectively. There is every likelihood that
D'Banj has gone ahead to print wedding
invitation cards without an available bride.
Discuss.
2) Write an essay of 1,500 words on 'My
Oga At The Top'
NO SIDE TALK/CHEAT

Helenqollinz: A stressful day as i never sleep since last night.Been in d hospital nd still in d hospital.Glory b 2 God 4 d new born twins in da family.Chai,mk i go sleep,tnk God my mama don come 2 tk over 4rm d omugwo.I praise God 4 2day.

Its a great joy to witness a new life brought into the world. Congrats dear for the safe delivery of your sister $ may the good lord continue with HIS wonderful work in the life of this twin. Omugwo don start be dat o.

WinnieDPooh: Ok if for instance you will be comfortable taking your cornflakes inside your foodflask then so be it. Lol

Cornflakes? Please.... What will I be doing with cornflakes in a jungle? If its after orientation camp, YES I can accomodate that but in the jungle... I need some solidity if u know what I mean, in order to be fit for any hassles.

WinnieDPooh: Me i'm taking just 1plate, 2spoons and a foodflask. You can also take yours too what will you use in buying food or taking your provisions in camp?

So long that I have a food flask, I don't need plate.

Helenqollinz: Uwu!boki wam,ngu pastor ga?Its well nd amen.

Yes o it is well, we just have to praise the good lord for this wonderful gift ......... LIFE

WinnieDPooh: TOPIC FOR TODAY.

Mobilised or not, how many of you here have started your camp shopping? Let the comments start rolling in. You can show us your list if possible.

Nice topic for us to deliberate upon, you ought to be a moderator. Nevertheless, I have put all shopping on hold for now as I don't think I have much to shop for, except a bag that will contain my camp stuff, my damsel is responsible for my white T- shirts, while the others such as socks, canvass, waste pack, etc. Will be on hold for now until....

O satisfy us early with thy mercy; that we may rejoice and be glad all our days (Psalms 90:14).

Sotenna: Lol...make the green bottles stand for GREEN BOTTLES.

E go make sense sha especially if say na Heineken.

Guy, if he no be tripple filtered HARP. Then no be beer be that, HARP is simply the best. Though heineken ood sha but..... HARP na oga of all beer.

Sotenna: Pablo person wey drink 60 bottles no be mortuary him go end...

Guy, you want kill yourself? I no mean say person go drink the 60 bottles one day o, even a social drinker no fit do am talk more of person like me wey na 3 be my range now. I just mean say ur poem... As u use green bottles sing am make e no be for the poem alone o, make the green bottles stand for GREEN BOTTLES (shey u get?).

Good Afternoon mates, 5th already! To GOD be the glory, wishing everyone a splendid day.

Sotenna: Singing...61 green bottles standing on the wall, 61 green bottles standing on the wall...if one green bottle falls off from the waaalll, 60 green bottles standing on the wall...whistling the song as I cancel off the 5th from the calendar.

Hakuna Matata people!!!

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Solid poem for this countdown, thumbs up bro, hope this green bottles are not for the days only but we can also make it real green bottles!

Helenqollinz: Gud evenin sweet.U know there can b no fun wifout u around my darlin.As 4 Bsu,baby boy,there's no newz yet.

**head swelling**

Helenqollinz: Gud evenin sweet.U know there can b no fun wifout u around my darlin.As 4 Bsu,baby boy,there's no newz yet.

**head swelling**

Dearest helen, good day to you, how is ur day going? Hope u experience enuff fun today,
Pls do u have any info concerning BSU?

dimplecakes: Guru mooooorin ooooooooooo
To my special pple in the house, I zoom zoom u all.
@Dammykelv
@odebbs
@Omoteamac
@banttie
@winnie
@Jenny
@hopeyemmy
@toyde
@sotenna
@David hume
@tutu
@mikigen
@ayoolar
@obinoral
@fun peter
@cofoe
@xpensiveT
@immanuel
@beauty
@Pablo
@Alenkakent
@phyktor
@shrimati
@Helen
@colournbrushes
@sainta

Abeg am sowi if I no mention ur names ooooo but I sight u tooooooooooooooooooooooo.

#dimple# OAU Economics class of 12'

ONE LOVE

Good day to you as well, hope your day is going smoothly?

banttieman: Addicted.

Hehehehehe... O man of little faith, I urge you to build on your faith.

The train will not leave any of us behind, even OAU peeps.

Helenqollinz: U should hv called me 2 help u out na.

Its never late o, I can still eat ona-ihi and okoho soup

Evening y'all, I'm inviting y'all for this feast, this is all I can prepare, cooking ain't my hobby, so manage this.

Helenqollinz: Haba-habatically.Pablo sweet,u just left wifout even sayin hello.Hw fa u na?Libra kid,babe xup wif u?Any tin 4rm Bsu?

Sorry- sorrytically, It's just that my middle-belt area is in crisis so I just have to attend to it.

Indeed, Arsenal is the most criticize club side in the world, despite spending big to sign a star in Mesut Ozil, some people still thinks Arsenal wasted money on a player of such class, when Arsene Wenger is not spending or spends little this same people will still criticize him of not spending or buying cheap players.
Look, if you don't know much about him then go and check his stats and you will be convince but if you are not, then remember he still has more to give cos he is only 24 years old and approaching his prime.

And if you still not satisfied, then I'll advise y'all to get a life.

Emzybrown: ARSENAL FANS DEY JUBILATE LIKE SAY OZIEL NA TROPHY

It adds quality to the squad which means that the doors are open for more quality and marquee names to come into the Arsenal folds, imagine a midfield full of quality I.e cazorla, rosicky, wilshere, chamberlain, walcott, ramsey, arteta, diaby, flamini, gnabry, eisfeld. Then you will know that there's quality in this team

If Arsenal Fans don't sing: " Cazorla to the left of me, Ozil to the right, here I am stuck in the middle Giroud" I'll be disappointed.

We had RVP and his slogans are:-
"Who needs a batman when we have ROBIN?"
"He scores whenever he wants"

We had Cesc Fabregas and his slogans is:-
"El-Capitan"

We had Andrei Arshavin and his Slogan is:-
"The russian lionel messi"

Then we had Thierry Henry and his Slogan is:-
"IGWE"

Now there is Mesut Ozil, now the club's Slogan will be:-
"We buy whenever we want, no matter the amount"

Trust Arsenal Fans, He will be given a Slogan soon!

Good Morning mates... Its a brand new day that the lord has given us, so let's make the best use of it.

20 more days to call up numbers, correct me if I'm wrong.

And for those that depart Arsenal for other clubs and are willing to come back, well the arms are wide open for the return of those prodigal sons and daughters.

Finally, just wanna wish you all the very best this september.

Helenqollinz: Gud mornin ppl.I pray dat God will grant all our heart desires dis month amen.

AMEN

saintalone: YAME, PABLO, J-SLIMZ AND SHOLAY2011...I DEY SEE UNA OOO
GOODEVENING GUYS

Evening bro, how weekend flexing be