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Crime / Re: Boyfriend Dumps His Dead Girlfriend & Child In Sewage In Bauchi by pafestula(m): 9:50pm On May 14, 2021
The future is indeed Vmail

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Crime / Re: Priscilla Ojong: I'm Not Missing! My Phone Got Damaged by pafestula(m): 9:35pm On May 14, 2021
When Cynthia Odogwu was lured on Facebook, raped and killed then, I said it that many of those foolish females writing RIP would still follow the same route to end their journey of life.

The future is indeed vmail

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Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Hiphop Artiste, SlimJoe [Oti Yanyan] Suffers Kidney Failure by pafestula(m): 4:58pm On May 09, 2021
DaddyRochie1642:
I shake my head in Disgust and absolute displeasure when Nigerians display their ignorance and stupidity when it comes to "drinking good amounts of WATER" for their body, and yes you heard me very well.

Alot of you Nigerians underestimate the Power of "Drinking lots of Water" for your body system.

The other day, behind me, I heard one guy telling the other guy and I quote,
"The Doctor said that my blood is too thick, and he told me to be drinking enough water and I told the doctor that I no too like to dey drink water like that"

Those were his exact words,.... From this guy's response, you can see the level of unbelievable ignorance displayed by that guy. If tomorrow, that foolish guy's kidney begin to fail him because of the lack of WATER in his system, he'll start blaming village people and start looking for the "Imaginary" person that is after his Life grin, not knowing that he's the one to blame.

Always consume alot of WATER, Water is Very Powerful but people don't seem to know this. You will be doing yourself and your health a HUGE FAVOUR by increasing your intake of water on a daily basis.

If you doubt me, go and ask your personal doctor that you trust that will not lie to you,
Ask that your Doctor to tell you the magic water performs in your body and pay good attention to him when he speaks.

I can assure you of one thing, you will NEVER experience Anything Kidney problem as long as you drink a good quantity of water on a daily basis and yes I Said so, Quote me anywhere.

To you now... When you drink 50 liters of water daily, you won't have kidney problem? And who told you dehydration is the major cause of kidney failure? Mammy water�

Just drop anything you can afford in his account and free this only water intake theory
Celebrities / Re: I Shave Your Hair, Wear You Fake Butt And Pampers - Bobrisky's Former PA by pafestula(m): 2:33pm On May 09, 2021
Useless crew, useless generation.

A rugged Country for sale with great natural resources, 36+1 states, but managed by useless leaders for the past 60 years. Please serious buyer only. Thanks
Crime / Re: Our Abductors Vowed To Kill Us, Watch Cows Step On Our Intestines — ABSU Student by pafestula(m): 6:27am On May 08, 2021
Thank God your abductors are learners, not the Federal abductors.

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Pets / Re: What Can I Do To Eliminate This Animal? by pafestula(m): 8:39am On May 04, 2021
Sazeals:
all I can say is that they no dey comot

OMG!
Pets / Re: What Can I Do To Eliminate This Animal? by pafestula(m): 4:01pm On May 03, 2021
Kriss216:

Start to eat them, you'll never see them again.
Please this is a serious issues, not for kids seeking for who to rant with. Thanks
Pets / What Can I Do To Eliminate This Animal? by pafestula(m): 2:45pm On May 03, 2021
Please I am sick and tired of the incessant appearance of wall geckos in my house. I fumigated the house with Snipers on several occasions to curb this useless creatures all to no avail, please anyone with useful information on how to put an end to this animals?

Mod please help me out.
Celebrities / Re: How Baba Ijesha ‘predicted’ Current Predicament In Movie by pafestula(m): 7:33am On May 02, 2021
Many of them would condemn prostitution while acting, but they are into it in real life. They don't learn or practice what they act, that is why many of them would endure with a man in a movie, but in real life they get divorced a week after wedding. Same with the Nigeria gospel musicians too

I pity those who sees them as their role model in life. I no dey watch African movies
Phones / Re: 7 Things You Must Check Before Buying A Used Iphone by pafestula(m): 9:05pm On Apr 30, 2021
This thread is not for me... I don't have any business with iPhone abi High BP
Religion / Re: The Lords Chosen: Vikings Cult Leader Surrenders Gun & Accepts Jesus (Photos) by pafestula(m): 10:30am On Apr 25, 2021
I won't take this serious until Shekaru or Buhari surrender same way same church

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Religion / Re: Odumeje Vows To Come For People Accusing Him Of Performing Fake Miracles (Video) by pafestula(m): 8:06pm On Apr 24, 2021
Truly if men were God...

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Autos / Re: Lexus ES350 2011 (tokunbo) by pafestula(m): 12:10am On Apr 17, 2021
Elbreezy:
Mercedes Benz C300 (registered)

� 2,900,000
� Available for Inspection

CALL/WHATSAPP: 08135503683

Still available?
Politics / Re: Owerri Jail Break: FG To Pardon Escaped Inmates, If They Voluntarily Return by pafestula(m): 8:12pm On Apr 06, 2021
Scam no dey tire una?
Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels Force Her Son Munir To Relax His Hair Despite His Resistance by pafestula(m): 5:58am On Apr 04, 2021
Iregbe, Irakata ati Iranu.
Politics / Re: Aisha Yesufu Replies Garba Shehu Who Said Nobody Can Bring Down Buhari's Govt by pafestula(m): 6:57pm On Mar 28, 2021
She made valid points.

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TV/Movies / Re: Regina Daniels Returns To Acting With “The Journey Of Love” (Photos) by pafestula(m): 8:11pm On Mar 08, 2021
Baba is about to marry another chick, this one quickly remembered the foundation and did temple run. The fear of Ned is the beginning of wisdom!

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Nairaland / General / Re: Help !! Victorian Is Dead ! Who Knows Her Family ? Her Neighbours Are Asking ! by pafestula(m): 2:54am On Feb 25, 2021
She is my very good friend, I just hope this is not true!

Modified:- The death news of the pretty lady is true, she slumped and was rushed but didn't make it to the hospital.

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Politics / Re: Fuel Scarcity Looms As Marketers Disrupt Fuel Loading by pafestula(m): 6:49am On Feb 11, 2021
A rugged Country for sale with great natural resources, 36+1 states, but managed by useless leaders for the past 60 years. Please serious buyer only!

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Celebrities / Re: Hotelier, Ehi Ogbebor And MC Oluomo Share Romantic And Lovey-dovey Video by pafestula(m): 1:17pm On Jan 31, 2021
NURTW Chairman driving without seat belt. Clear case of misplaced priority

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Celebrities / Re: Lady Body Shamed Regina Daniels For Now Having Dry Breast by pafestula(m): 7:38am On Jan 31, 2021
Ancestor sucking techniques is different from human.

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Politics / Re: Biography Of AVM Isiaka Amao (New Chief Of Air Staff) by pafestula(m): 4:57pm On Jan 26, 2021
In a cursed country, even if angels are to head security positions, there won't be positive results at the end.

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Politics / Re: Muhammadu Gambo Jimeta Is Dead by pafestula(m): 10:01pm On Jan 21, 2021
Awo loo!!!

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Sports / Re: Wayne Rooney Announces Retirement by pafestula(m): 6:11pm On Jan 15, 2021
And old fools here wanna die in office?

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Politics / Re: Armed Forces Remembrance Day: Sanwo-olu Lays Wreath To Honor Fallen Heroes by pafestula(m): 2:11pm On Jan 15, 2021
Today una go lay wreath down, tomorrow una go use una hand lay innocent lives down. Confused nation! I hope you do the same thing at Lekki toll gate come October 20th? The upper Mumu pigeons developed stroke and refused to fly in the same country... God is still saying something.

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Education / Re: UNILAG Professor, Duro Ajeyalemi Dies Of COVID-19 Disease by pafestula(m): 5:55pm On Jan 06, 2021
RIP my beloved uncle and my father, the entire DL Ajayi Family of Ibokun would surely miss you and your role in our family sir. From Julius Olumuyide Ajayi's second son.

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Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed: We Celebrated Christmas, New Year Without 'Rain Of Bombs' by pafestula(m): 4:47am On Jan 05, 2021
APC lying machine in action. Kudos to you Baba Thomas Moyo

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Celebrities / Re: 9ice & His Wife, Olasunkanmi Celebrate 1st Wedding Anniversary (Photos) by pafestula(m): 9:44pm On Dec 26, 2020
Na format to form decent for his maga (wife)
Autos / Re: Help Me Diagnose The Fault In My Camry 2008 by pafestula(m): 10:10pm On Dec 23, 2020
fredcomsat:

They key actually fell from me hand. For water I actually don’t know.
Your transponder is the culprit. Goodluck!

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Got Foreign Help Rescuing Katsina Schoolboys – Lai Mohammed by pafestula(m): 9:54pm On Dec 18, 2020
This APC lying machine in action

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