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i fit bet say nor be glo God dy use. e for say "d numba u're trying to call is nt reachable at d moment"

My mum unexpectedly came home from work one afternoon from her shop to get sumtin, she had tried my number but i had switched off my fone cos i didn't want to be interrupted (afta i don gather mind go 2 streets away go buy CD). na so my ma jst bust enta house, i get 15 secs to tell d girl make she tell my ma say i go shit (cus my level don rise). by d time i comot d girl nd my ma jst dy finish discussion. my mum go, d girl jst luk me say her mum nid her nd she go and me i dy dere with 1 box of useless CD. needless to say na my mata be no 1 for family meeting wen my elder brodas travel cum back

ebohstepn:
Am alive My parents and brothers and sisters are alive Am healthy Am satisfied and striving for more I see food eat I lost over 10k stake yesterday game(sevilla)

na sevilla still spoil my game o, 4-nil i wan faint 70k

dominique:
No heart feelings? He reads Moskeda's novels too? Hope he has read the "Novocain Knights" and "Fish Brain series" as well. You have finally won me over Davido, I will definitely support your candidates from now on

i actually googled Moskeda novels and the "clips" (cos i 4got d rite word) i saw there looked interesting

i don get justification to touch juliet yansh. thanks op

lemme wait 4 inspiration b4 i comment

gloria don do all these tins o but my spirit nor jst rhyme with her own

you mean suffer together shey?

if na 9ja, d beat wen dem 4 give am en, he nor go fit even piss 4 gutter again talkless of to bathe

op wetin be all dis nonsense na, where d pic?

Punchline
abeg sumbori should explain, i am not understanding

nigeria is not the only place where the amount of respect you are given is directly proportional to the amount of money you have o.

in other news, i am a great attacker, midfielder, defender and goal-keeper just in case. leemee alone

op out of you and dat girl i nor knw who copy who cos u don comment 4 dis same topic wey she post. BTW, na only dis hit flavour wan drop dis year?

Another hit single from Flavour'sLoadedBalls.com

ur village pple simply testing d microphone nor worry

lemme book space first, i dey cum

she dey mess?

seriously i could give two fvcks about this
no jst one fvck.......... jst one

i nor knw wetin i dey do here sef, dis tin no concern me o. well, waiting 4 fp

human bbq!!! na apocalypto doings be dis o

itz very simple my broda, give am make she drink. if she wake up ok, if she nor wake up still ok b4 d beating nd police go start

nd sumhow sumhow dis tin fit go fp oh

WHAT? i go soon comment, i dey come

but wait o, why dem nor arrest the WILLING targets? dem be gay too na, abi na only me reason am?

Hw low do you have to go to steal from sum1 lyk sean tizzle? if dis is true den dat thief is giving thieves all over the world a bad name

you knw how everybody take dey turn coach wen dem nor dey field

Atiku: vibrant and vigorous Buhari: lifeless. quote me and lose ur data mysteriously

Atiku: vibrant and vigorous Buhari: lifeless. quote me and lose ur data mysteriously

What do i see? 1 interested buyer + 2 nice goods = black friday tins

and i thought sumbori was squashing sumbori