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@RHODALYN, hoorah, ken and rhodalyn sitting on a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g, first comes love then comes marriage then comes a baby in a baby carriage, **and papermoon skips away delightful after delivering that poem**, am i still a looney rhodalyn or should i give you another poem,

Skidoc:
She sure rocks! I think all doubting Thomases can now keep quiet or we put corn-cobs (shuku agbado) in their mouths.

@SKIDOC, abeg dont make me lose my job oh, i laughed out SOOO HARD I HAD SPIT DROOLING FROM MY MOUTH, im meant to be working on a presentation for tomorrow,instead all im visualising is shuku agbado, damn now i got snort flying out of my nose, YOU ARE SOOO FUNNY

@RHODALYN, girl you are something else, thanks i just stay true to myself and anyone that doesnt like it, i always say tuffluck, , so your ex was named thomas, lol, i thought i was the only looneytune around till i came to nairaland, you are hilarious.

@SKIDOC, lol. .u got the picture, sorry about the middle fingers as i said we were drunk, but i wasnt a culprit sha, my crazy crew thought it would be nice to spice things up, a million kisses back to you, lol

SNAZZY, you??omo na bouncing, ke ke ke(deep yoruba laugh)today today i will show you that agbalagbi pass agbalagba,
OYA, im back, WHERE IS MY HORN THAT BABA PREPARED FOR ME, **papermoon spits on it thrice and starts to chant, **
snazzy you still there

HA, *snazzydawn moves closer and falls for papermoons false pleas, papermoon tackles snazzydawn by grabbing her feet,upsetting her balance,snazzy drops the gun,papermoon grabs the gun, points it at snazzys head, *** , now whose the boss snazzy??**(e be like say we don dey watch too many action movies oh, no blame me jare, i watched kill bill again over the weekend)

YEEPA, GUN??ahh please snazzy i accept defeat, please dont kill me. .***papermoon gets on her knees and begs snazzy to spare her life***please snazzy think of my two pikins, who will take care of them, **

ha ha,
***papermoon struts majestically into the room looking for that fyne chick called snazzydawn, looking, looking, yeah my eyes rest on her, i walk up to her,put her in a headlock,smash her to the ground,sit on her face(after farting on it like twice of course, ), and im telling you snazzydawn you dont want me farting on your face, ** BUT I STILL LIKE YOU, LOL
so mission accomplished, papermoon skips off playfully after letting off some steam on snazzysface, (im jealous cus she is one fyne sista,so if i cant make her ugly ill make her stinky)

I ADORE RHODALYN, theres something about her that says wedding cake, im yet to taste a nasty wedding cake or see an ugly one.beautiful inside out.

IBB, theres something mischievous about him that i like.if no be say i don get someone i fit try my luck with him sef.

SKIDOC, absolutely hilarious.

RIKKYJEN, mature, very mature

RAMONO, i feel a connection somewhere,

ALL THE "BAD" GUNS that post interesting views on the sexual thread, haaaa, i LOVE ALL OF THEM.

IM YET TO MEET ANYONE I DISLIKE ON HERE,

@RIKKYJEN, RIKKYJEN, my brother see me see trouble oh, on top wetinanyway, i think i should just quit now, as RENIKS said theres no need to banter words, SO ILL JUST DO THE MATURE THING, AND STEP AWAY, AFTER POSTING MY LAST REPLY OF COURSE, I JUST COULDNT RESIST, ;

@BETTYBOOP, is that HONESTLY THE BEST YOU CAN UP WITH

STRANGE HOW SOME PEOPLE HAVE THE ABILITY TO BRING OUT THE TRASH IN OTHERS, I NEVER KNEW I HAD SUCH NONSENSE IN ME TILL I JAMMED THIS AGBERO, my dad would be turning in his grave if he knew i was doing this,

i can HONESTLY see you are SICK, HOW CAN I BE MARRIED TO A DEAD MANOR DO YOU MARRY DEAD PEOPLE IN YOUR VILLAGE, BLOODY BORDERLINE ILLITERATE,

AND WAS THAT MY LINE??I CAN SEE YOU MUST HAVE READ THROUGH MY POSTS TO COME UP WITH THE WORD RUGRATS, CUS I HAVE REFERREDT TO MY BOYS AS RUGRATS IN PAST POST, (I MUST REALLY MATTER TO YOU), and so what if my next kid comes out part greek or chinese?maybe im only doing my bit for the United Nations,

MOIbitterB*&*h i dont do bitter, i leave that to the LITTLE PEOPLE like you,

CHEAP NIGERIAN LovePeddler, mistake DOZY COW, it would have been sweeter if you had said CHEAP MULTIRACIAL LovePeddler,

GOING TO ITALY TO SELL MYSELF, PLEASE PLEASE BETTYBOOP, CAN YOU HIT HARDER, I HATE CHEAP SHOTS, OH MAYBE YOU WERE THE EXPIRED HAG I SAW BEEN DEPORTED ON THE PLANE BACK TO BENIN, HOW DID YOU GET BACK INTO LONDON NOW??

slowpoke, MY EDUCATION(EVEN though i know right now im not portraying it, sorry dad,,,), is something a misfit like you can only dream of, KEEP STRUGGLING HARDER, you just might be able to give your kids a better one than you got, THATS IF YOU HAVE ANY FORM OF EDUCATION OF COURSE,

IM NOT ASHAMED, i have seen professionals to help me with issues, BUT what about you DROOPYBOOBS or whatever the f&*k you call yourself,

IF I WAS FROM A RICH FAMILY WHY GO OFF SPONGING OFF SOMEONE ELSE.??, hee hee hee, so if a girls from a "rich" family and she is dating a loaded bloke she should refuse his gifts or whatever perks come with the teritory, WHAT CUCKOO BUBBLE DO YOU LIVE IN, ??

i dont come up anywhere talking about it B*&^H, its just my way of life, do i hear that bitter groan again?aww,,,dont worry keep flipping your burgers or cleaning those toilets, you JUST might get there some day,

CRAWL UP UNDERNEATH THE ROCKS FROM WHERE I CAME??why do u keep STEALING MY LINES??that is soooooo like a thousand posts away, i used that on another girl, BE MORE ORIGINAL NEXT TIME,

BELIEVE ME IF I COULD GET MY "TARTY" HANDS ON PRINCE ALBERT OF MONACO, I WOULD, but unfortunately i doubt if royalty is allowed to date anyone with a drop of black or what not in them,

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME AND A $10 DOLLAR LovePeddler IS $990, PLEASE HIT HARDER, I HAVE HEARD WORSE,

YOU WOULD RATHER STARVE AND BE HOMELESS??, arent you alreadyI MAINTAIN, YOU ARE A BITTER PERSON, END OF, i know your type, you claim loving the simple life blah di blah blah.JUST BECAUSE THATS ALL YOU WILL EVER KNOW IN YOUR WRETCHED EXISTENCE, but be given the good life and i can already smell your dirty thong been wet by the juices produced from the sheer ecstacy of living well.

I HAVE NO APOLOGIES FOR MY LIFE OR MY LIFESTYLE, SO I LEAVE THE LITTLE PEOPLE LIKE YOU TO GROAN, COMPLAIN AND WISH, dont worry, you only get what you wish for, and since you would rather be hungry and homeless, I SAY AMEN TO THAT.

AND NO, UNLIKE YOU, I DONT LIVE OFF TAXPAYERS MONEY, DONT WORRY THERES NO SHAME IN IT,

YOU?? PAY TO FEED MY KIDSdont even make me laugh, cus im pissing myself now, im sure the slave labour you do in a month is what maybe buys my kids computer games,

AND YEAH, i have a job, A FANTASTIC ONE FOR THAT,

GOLD DIGGER GONE WRONG, --be more adventurous next time, the topic should have read "SPOILT LITTLE RICH GIRL WHO ANNOYS BETTYPOOPFACE GETS HER COMEUPPANCE"

SINK THIS , "i am doing the best job,, better than you can EVER do WITH KIDS, with my own children, SO i dont need you suggesting ANYTHING ABOUT MY CHILDREN.FEEL SORRY for your own folks or your community that might have sent you here, they are over there thinking they are gonna get a model child in return, and what comes back to them??A GLORIFIED OMO GUTTER.

my family love me just as i am darling, even with my TARTY WAYS, MY MULTICULTURAL RUGRATS,AND ALL MY "EVIL WAYS".

YOU WERE BEEEN SARCASTIC, HA HA , try another one, didirin, you thought you would write whatever rubbish was gonna come out of your head and i will cower in the corner,

DIG THIS B^&*h, I DONT GO AROUND STEPPING ON PEOPLES TOES, BUT IF YOU EFFING STEP ON MY MINE FOR NO REASON, I WILL GET THE CLAWS OUT AND EFFING SCRATCH YOU TILL I DRAW BLOOD,

have you had enough??or you need morecus you obviously thrive on ABUSE,

@MADAMOYA, thanks a lot, i appreciate all you have written, i wasnt trying to show off the so called bling side to things, my angle was coming from the fact that I HAD ABSOLUTELY NO REASON to do such, you know some girls claim poverty,or been in unloved families(i swear i have heard "my dad never showed me love hence im showing men as an excuse)i was coming from the point that i come from a stable loving family,never lacked etc, but i just went along FOOLISHLY for the fun of it.i know someone,let me not go into details of her background,but she had all the public education shizzles,ex-top shot military father etc, BUT she only dates loaded OLDER AND MARRIED MEN(in fact her dads friends), why??i have no idea, she believes men are only around to be used.and on the other hand i have a friend in new york who is practically dirt poor and has EVERY reason to date rich married older guys but she has never ever done so, i guess its principles, some have it,some dont and some well acquire it after been hit by life along the way. i couldnt write from any other angle apart from that which i knew, all i was saying is that even with all the bling etc, IT STILL TURNED OUT S&*T, i cant write from the angle of a girl who maybe resorts to such to maybe feed her family or semnd her siblings to school cus i wasnt caught up in that situation.i was just a silly spoilt brat with half a wit,no principles and saw the world as a playground.BUT AM I GLAD I GOT A KISCK IN THE ARSE.

and if i write a book and profit from it, hmm, you have shown me another way to look at things, definitely if i write it i will benefit from it, and if i said ill write and donate whatever profit to charity some sicko i know on here but would rather not mention will probably pee in her pants, so i guess time will tell.

and for everything else oh believe me my dear,,i confronted my personal demons over and over again and i am now at peace with myself, the only thing im giving time is getting back into my RUGRATS italian grandmothers good books.masimos other family members although not friendly with me,know that at least i gave tehm a part of them and when i drop the kids off in italy every summer some still MANAGE to mouth hello to me, but their granny??no way, but im hoping she will come round one day.

but i appreciate all you said.

@WHITELADY, oh thanks sweety, i have found love again, and it couldnt be better

@NIGHTRIDER, mo daran o, , okay truthfullyi really dont know, he might have found someone else and tossed me aside, who knowswo fimile jare,

@RENIKS,

@NIGHTRIDER.ME VEX FOR U??of course not, .abeg can i post those kids to you now for some spanking??they both need it, bringing up two mischievous boys is TOUGH, please use koboko that has 4mouths for them(is that what its called??)i remember my popsy when i was younger used to threaten us with "koboko elenu meta" or any number he could come up with,

@ RAMONO, HOORAY, i made a new friend on nairaland, , ma worry jare, emi gan oyinbo die ni mo gbo, , thanks though, at least, you are one of the very few whom papermoons life doesnt seem to offend.

@ANABIB, , i needed that,

@RIKKYJEN, you said it all, , strange how some other peoples truth rubs some off the other way, very strange,

@DEARZI, i WISH to GOD it was fiction, but it aint, i live with my evidence of reality EVERYDAY, and it came in TWOS,

@CHINANI, your words felt like a hug, merci

@BABY4U2, NA TRUE YOU TALK, as i said.if i had by any stroke of ill luck married him, i might have stepped back while still in the marriage to reasses my situation, if i had developed a conscience, but if i remained blinded by the extra good life and was a stonehearted demon i was almost turning out to be, then,,,who knows, but thats all WHAT IF, im here now, and i couldnt be happier, , CURSE YOU OUT KE??of course not, i like people who come across as intelligent and mature and express their opinion like you have.

@BETTYBOOP, you read a lot of GOSSIP magazines, (how juicy must your life be, for you to read SO MANY magazines and stick information into your thick skull(im not dissing you o, just a little observation)that you hadnt read about an accountant or an italian millionaire, so because the ONLY millionaires you read about are in your MUCH LOVED GOSSIP MAGS, make everyone else with some spare millions, LESS OF A MILLIONAIRE??OR THE FIGMENT OF THE IMAGINATION OF THOSE WHO KNOW THEM
you know i re- read your absolutly irritating post yesterday, and all i could make out was that you sure as hell are a very very bitter young lady, for whatever reason i wouldnt know, totally moving away from the topic and going on about some people bigging themselves up and what not.and some person saying she is an aje bota.??. , HOW DOES THAT AFFECT THE PRICE OF FISH IN YOUR MARKET??
LOOK HERE(yeah i made you look.)its not my fault, i have been exposed to the type of life i was brought up with OKAY.so u dont need to be HATING on some that have what you ONLY READ ABOUT IN YOUR PRECIOUS GOSSIP MAGAZINES, (dont worry sweety, who knows one day you might be fortunate enough to be reading about yourself too, and with your EAGLE EYES, who knows,,you might be employed to work with one and EDIT their STORIES for them.since you gbadun gossip now, )
you DARE open your trap and say im full of myself, DO I EVEN KNOW YOU??
if i read a topic on nairaland that interests me and i have been through the situation,and i post my story, HOW DOES THAT PUT FOOD ON YOUR TABLE,OR CLOTHES ON YOUR BACK?does it mean you wouldnt do whatever nonsense you get up to??


GIVING A RATS ARSE ABOUT WHO I SCREW??i really need to ask you somethingare you SIMPLE,STEWPID??OR JUST PLAIN THICK??OR ARE YOU PRETENDING TO BE??HAVE I COME ON THERE SCREAMING ABOUT WHO I SCREW??OR BETTER STILL DO YOU KNOW HOW TO READ AND ASSIMILATE ANYTHING?? and believe me LOVE, WHOEVER IT IS I MIGHT BE SCREWING, YOU CAN NEVER EVER EVER BE IN HIS CIRCLES, (OOPS DID I TOUCH A RAW SPOT??)SO JUST KEEP ON KEEPING IN TOUCH THROUGH YOUR GOSSIP RAGS,

i think im gonna agree with RIKKYJEN here, you sure as hell must have an axe to grind with me, so please SPILL IT, what my privileged background affects YOU??(since you obviously have a problem with so called botas, )the fact that i am OPEN AND HONEST ENOUGH to talk about my situation makes you feel inadequate in any way??the kind of silly life i lived as a mistress and was brave enough to open up to makes you feel like smashing your computer

YOU WOULD THINK ID BE PAYING TO GET IN THE MAGSits confirmed,,,reading your post of yesterday, i would never have thought anything more senseless could come out of you, but you have even outdone yourself,

i know your type BETTYBOOP, and i encountered girls like you growing up, wherever it is you coming from, its not my fault, SO WHY DONT YOU QUIT HATING??cus reading your replies thats what its been all about,
at thE end of the day, i dont know you and going by your posts you arent even the TYPE of person i could last one conversation with IF WE EVER MET(but that cant happen, cus im JUST A GIRL WHO BIGS HERSELF UP AND IS FULL OF HERSELF WHO SCREWS PEOPLE HER HOLINESS DONT GIVE A RATS BEHIND ABOUT), BABYGIRL, WE ARE TWO VERY DIFFERENT PEOPLE, AND I HOPE IT STAYS THAT WAY,
and as for me, IM DONE WITH YOU, SO YOU CAN GO AND PICK UP ANOTHER GOSSIP MAG TO FEAST YOUR GREEDY LITTLE EYES ON,

AND OH YEAH, IF YOU NEED ANYONE TO TALK TO, LIKE A PROFESSIONAL YOU KNOW, just to sweep out all that HATE in you, i can honestly recommend someone,