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This na do me i do you. as naija boys wan kpai kuvuki land men with white power this aunty took it upon herself to payback.

Marrying a virgin doesn't guaranty anything.

but that doesn't mean as a man you should settle for Towtow way dem don pound life comot sote e don resemble Oshiomhole.

Correct Score 3-2

Bros is using himself to throw work😂 but i don't know how to prove it.

Who dash monkey banana. glad we didn't even go cos we for be african teams worst performer.

Black white vs white Africans.

Sonofgod1990 is richer than three of them combined.

E work for Mr.A no mean say e go work for Mr.B .

as you said its luck hope when it runs out and you start seeing the other side of marriage you will be ready too?.

banana banana boys heading back to Kuvuki land..did they think knockout round is like playing gwara-gwara

Shut-down? Quilox that will open today for new spenders.. most naija clubs and fake drinks na 5&6... The makers of Azul strictly sell less than 100bottle yearly... but one local club don sell over 200 bottles this quarter alone.

emmabest2000:
WIZKID should go and learn fashion from OBO

shay na this same davido, abi another one?

MemoriesAndMe:
Trust me, every man gets scared the first time they hear theyre about to be a father. I was so scared too when my girl got pregnant with my first child almost 17 years ago. Why? I didnt know anything about raising kids and the fear hit me for months while she was pregnant.

Same advice I just gave you was what my older ones gave me and we went through with it.

Now my son is preparing for his first year in his chosen university here in the US and his younger sister is rounding up with her high school too in same state in the US.

I would have regretted it if abortion crossed my mind.

Im not with their mom anymore, but my kids call me all the time and visits whenever they want. Plus I have remarried someone I understand, so nothing to lose for me.

Just think about it deeply. Whats happening to you is the fear of being a father. Trust me, a large percentage of men get scared to when theyre expecting their first child.

You will get used to it bro. Just stay strong, supportive and understanding.

Thank you so much for this advice and encouragement sir.

SamuraiXXX:
Listen my froiend, you must marry her whether you want to or not

i rather blow my trading account than marrying her

MemoriesAndMe:
You dont have to marry her, she can have the child. If DNA confirms its yours, then support the child. Both of you knew what you were getting into when you were kicking it, right?

Im not in support of abortions, let the innocent baby have his or her life too. You wouldnt be here posting this if your parents had aborted you, would you? So, carry your cross if the baby is yours.

i'm not against her keeping it.. she's capable of taking good care of the baby even if i don't support her which i will never do. but omoge one use one stone kïłl two bird.

Gotocourt:
Konjii Trademark na

lol e be me like she use AI

ReluctantAdult:


Wahala dey o

E get some kind situations wey you no fit hear
say na me dey involved and this belle mistake na one of them

As promiscuous as I am, I never for once lose guard tah!

These words: pregnancy, baby, wife, commitment, pampers, girlfriend, dem no dey my dictionary o. Lead us not into temptation na beg I dey beg

OP no worry you've got this!

got what?. i only got my dreams to chase. even the strongest native doctor can't change my mind.

TotoSuckker:
When you were hammering he to_tow you did not know

she got what she want.

Sonnobax15:
. She ain't going nowhere man . You must complete what you started and that's doing both traditional and white wedding .

Me, wedding and that lady can't be in same sentence

Sonnobax15:

When you were swimming without a life saver,your third dangling leg couldn't make you think well that you were swimming with a lady who was already planning to sign a MoU with menopause

As for the said lady,her prayers must have been answered and she might not even be needing you from henceforth,apart from the fact that she may end up needing you to just bear the title of --"that's my kids dad" After all, she's well-to-do financially, according to you

In a nutshell bro, congratulations. The same God wey do am for you go run for other single men wey their blokos dey scratch, excluding myself cuz I've mastered how to control my urge especially towards bannies wey I know say I no go marry

she should go i will be glad answering baby daddy

dawnomike:
Sorry brother... you don buy free market. Please, do well to invite me to the wedding and naming ceremonies.

see na small thing dey make me vex.. which one be wedding and naming?

Good day everyone..

my narration may be long but please bear with me. i'm the type that loves keeping things low-key, minding my business and staying on my lane. I don't look for people's trouble but that doesn't mean if they look for mine i won't double it.

anyways long story short. i moved in into my present compound, mostly tenants here are family people. Apart exchanging pleasantries "Good morning",and "Good evening", i don't talk to any fellow tenant. and as someone who mostly works remote and into crypto, e no go hard them to tag me one name i just day my day.

so after like 2 or 3 months i parked in, then moved in a single lady that should be probably in her mid or late 30s but body her body na killer. she's always own her lane, goes to work early and back by evening,she constant keeps straight face and hardly greet or talk to anyone but a little soft when it's me. later i started noticing her kind of dodoyo eye contact.

i wasn't much surprise, one evening while i standing beside front of our estate's gate with the delivery bike-man receiving my package. as she was returning back from work, she walked up to me there and asked if i have eaten shawarma pointing one shawarma spot opposite end. saying yesterday was her first time trying their's and since then she haven't been her self...(in my mind was like why are you tell me all this or should i go and fight them?)....and that her day was hectic with diarrhea and fever all join. as we where going in, i asked hope she have taken medicine atlest to stop the running stomach she said yes but the ones she took ain't that effective and wants to get another one. i then told and directed her to a big pharmacy in our area, that after she gets home and freshens up she can go there and get the medicine. but she then insist that i must follow her, that she's tired and we going together will energize her. inside my mind i just smiled and talking inside me "watin u dey find for sokoto no worry e dey inside my shokoto, body go tell you soon". i didn't give her a forward answer i told her i'm going in, to try the package i just receive and do some few things but when she's done she can come to my apartment to call me if i'm less busy by then i will escort her to the pharmacy.

so from that very day that's how me and she became close, we started running parol and i dey constantly give her watin no good.. within me i know fully nothing is attached . my own is to keep the engine running for her Mr.Right to come drive the car away. i later got to know she's a bank in a top position too and she gallant well well. she has a large heart unless i didn't ask. her net worth can relocated family of 5 to US and they would hit the ground running immediately ..everything was matured and going smoothly but the only problem is the she's against us using bulletproof whenever we want to go to war cos she likes it raw...to my own understanding she's no longer a baby she will be tiding things up care of herself and taking after pills.

things have going on for over 8months now and no issues. so past Friday she came to my apartment telling lately she've not been feeling to well that on her back home, she branched the hospital to receive her result and that she's pregnant. immediately i asked her Pregnant ke? how? are you a baby ? don't you know how to prevent?.i then asked her what she wants about all this, she replied i should do what a man supposed to do.. supposed to do keh? of all the people in this world na banker i go come marry? people way too dey chop dem selfs office. colleague go chop, manger go chop even big customers ain't left out.. na watin innocent me wan come chop till i kpeme. I am 75% sure i'm the one that got her pregnant but DNA must clear the 25% doubt.

i then told her that i'm not ready for any of this. that i have goals to achieve and the one i score in her post is not one of them.. she went crazy after the drama she left but since then i have been receiving threatening messages and calls from unknown fellows but me i no send.. she can't rope me with belle.. i can't marry someone that's older than me.

Oga reno is waiting for Mehico to round up with world cup.

"this kind of thing is not part of our religion"

but kaboooom is

christejames:
I hear say tortoise meat dey sweet, na true?

Must guys eat everything?

If she can't allow you to put your pestle in her mortar, my bro no need to take her to the altar.

ademijuwonlo:
Guess you didnt watch the semi final in the last Afcon between Nigeria and Morroco......Tormenting our keeper and taking his towel. I ll never support Morroco' team for 1billion dollars.

for 1 billion dollar? my dear think again. if i see $100k dos self i go change my name to Hakimi Mazraoui 😂💔

Which way Naija? the day we start calling a spade a spade put aside tribe, religion and selfish interests that's the day this country will start working.. cos i don't know why bandits captured after they have committed all kinds of atrocities will be injected back into the society.. meanwhile down south innocent young boys raided by police for crime they know nothing of are rotten in jail.

I pity for man way go marry or don marry this aunty way dey my up 👆.. if him no man enough she go use you mop ground.

skliz:
Her response: You are not the only man.

with this statement alone, if she dey under your this world cup way go start in 2days time finish na you phvck up... no let her use reverse psychology for you such women are deadly.

Na weirdos full nairaland,eating anything in name of proteins .if it's not snake it will be rat or frog. most times even birds ain't left out. that was how one posted hawk..asking if it's eatable, without even waiting for replies the next photo baba posted was bowl with crushed bones🤦🏾‍♂️

Every man get watin dey bother am.. op own na chameleon