₦airaland Forum

Niok:
I bought two plots of land at the age of 23
That’s all I have to my name now
As I am close to 29

any kids?

Elporo:
Bros you no get issue now. las las one of them go come tanda with you or you go see another one. Some people dey 40, no pikin no wife. only money ... funny enough its the 40 year old men that can get girls from 18 to 30 without stress.

I just dey wonder .. wetin Naija men dey do. if you no gree marry many girls ready to sit don dey born for you like Christiano's Gina .. but dem no gree.

today ronke .. tomorrow shade ... next week chisom..... and if any try carry belle no to threaten dem flush am. these days girls dey gree flush am because single mother case even worse pass. .... single mother go mess mess mess ... nothing go change ... economy go dey do dem voodoo...

Like I said, you own betta pass many guys oooh. especially those wey get small change ... dey form jagaban ... marry mba .. give am belle .. colleck am .. mba

you don marry?

Emdebby2:
🤣 Anywhere you see a girl you admire, or attracted to you.

them no dey gree give their number. Any advice

Jamiuokolaa:
Lol

Kompany the PL Relegate?

He can only shine in 3rd rate leagues like the GBAyanshliga

but if bayern meets man u and chelsea, you will know the winner. Raumdeuter teach the meaning of third rate

odizeey:
The other ball playing wey Chelsea carry, how e be for their eyes?😂

You carry dead players put for keeper front, and you dey expect am to perform.

Onana is even having it good. De Gea played with one of the worst CBs in history of football for years 😂

so you defend onana? Wonders shall never end

Oasis007:


........I read posts comparing Onana and De Gea, and I couldn’t help but laugh. I implore everyone to read old pages from 13301 to perhaps 13305. LOL!

You won’t believe that some posters here actually led the campaign calling for the signing of Onana?! CapitalCee and Patrickmuf were fully in charge of the crew.

The campaign was so convincing that even Odizeey, the number one De Gea fan on this board, succumbed and joined the crew. LOL!

he has conceded 137 goals. What is Ratcliffe and co doing that they can't get rid of him?

onuman:
Your penis must be stiff and erect in order to enter a woman's vajina.
If a man refuses to be raped by a woman, the penis can't be erect.

if the penis is erect, that is forced rape

tunde1200:
Woman raped man no justice for that.
But that gender eh if they raped them or play with them na jail oh ok.
I have a very terrible story about my sister friends due to my size right from small.
Who do I report them to?

did u enjoy it

LoneSoldier:
Sex gadgets are available, sometimes I also masturbate....

people will talk

3kay945:
I might have a good lady for you.
She is a Muslim and not endowed front and back. hope you get?

I hope you're not womaniser like some peeps here too

i need the one with yash. You get?

Marc3500:
biko gimme oo I'm not a womanizer

so u like yashless gals

LoneSoldier:
This is the reason I tell men to focus on there self, marriage is a cage and a bondage, only one gender suffer it all, which is the male gender.....

Mind you am old enough to marry, but I choose not to marry, I don't know the hype they attach to this marriage of a thing, which favours a particular gender over the other....

I have choosen the bachelor's life, with my job nature... I always have time for myself so no pressure whatsoever....

BACHELOR FOR LIFE

how do you fork

pocohantas:
They claim money is not the problem. They have money, but Naija women are the problem. So tell your brothers to use surrogacy.

5 to 7m and they will get the child they want.

- Employ a nanny to look after the kids.
- Employ another call girl for regular sex.

This is cheaper and more beneficial to them than a wife that would reduce their life span.

They are the ones not marrying, they are still the ones threatening women with menopause and wailing online everyday. Tufia!

i hear you are a babymama masquerading as a single lady

descarado:
You listen to them?
They want maid, slave, worshipper and mama in their wives. Once you don't meet that qualification, you are toast.

The only thing I usually tell ladies is if you set boundaries from the beginning, don't bend. After the initial lovey lovey, (it will pass) marriage should be seen and treated as business contract. That way, everybody should sit up and perform what the contract stipulates they should do.

If it's your duty to mawn the lawn and you don't do it,not to worry,I will call somebody to do it, pay the person and collect back my money immediately. I will even put consultation fee join
Did lots of that last year. The one that would have fetched me more profit, he quickly did it.
Even the kids have learnt to tax me too

You talk like a jobless housewife. Are you one?

Emdebby2:
Lagos is full of ladies. Infact ladies are everywhere. My advice...pray before you embark on the journey.

do u toast gals on the street

Hayaoga1:
while finance is key in marriage. I honestly know that even with the whole money in the world, a marriage will never last if the woman is disrespectful. I have been married for over 4yrs now but I feel like divorcing my wife because of disrespect.

is she good in bed

Debroslink:
Can't remember when I watched Barca's UCL QF match with a relaxed mind.
Thank you Flick.
Thank you Raphinha
Thank you Yamal
Thank you Lewandowski. In my mind, you're already greater than Suarez. Just win this UCL to cement it.

with due respect to lewa, he can never tie suarez shoe lace talkless of surpassing him because suarez is his model

Ijustwantto:
raphina, lewandowski, yamal🔥🔥🔥

what season is this famous photo?

drstranged:
God bless you. This is the exact reason. Unlike in the past where you could easily find decent well brought up ladies, today it's quite difficult. Social media has really destroyed a lot of girls. A lot of them lack moral values needed for marriage that's why divorce rates are high in this generation. No man wants to make that mistake. I don't think it's about men not having the finance like the op posted. It's actually about not finding the right lady with sound morals.

how do meet non hookup gals

YoungBTCxchange:
the same here, billing full girls head now, no reasonable conversation, the only conversation they know is buy wig or iPhone if you know you love me"
Using the word love to manipulate you so that you will start buy unreasonable things for them, I don comot my hand for anything way concern serious relationship.

you no go born?

Myrepublic:
Nobody wan marry rubbish.. na rubbish full outside these days...

Na this one dey vex me pass..

The ladies will say they don't want to marry a broke guy..

They will now find a rich guy.. when the guy start having other women,she starts complaining.

Only you want riches,still want the man to be loyal to you.

When you only came to eat,and give birth.

Pikin when be say na me and you still born o,you will start forming you did too much by giving birth.


Guys say this prayer after me.
I will not marry rubbish..

you dey fúck before billing?

columbus007:
Do you think it's easy feeding your sg alone before joining another? I don't find time to think about women, inshort God help me.

do you fúck

Goalnaldo:
I no even remember come here yesterday. Shame carry me go lodge for eko hotel. but I expected it though, we've been shit lately. Declan Rice turned prime juninho against Us They (arsenal) have put us in a difficult situation, forget about our reputation in the champions League, a comeback is unlikely to happen, this is not a 1-0, or 2-0 loss. Let's even hope we won't lose at the bernabeu. They could have scored five or 6 if not for thibaut. honestly I hope they go on to win it., arteta deserves something to show for his hard work.

you fúck olosho?

Devvy4:
They should just make it 5

and you call yourself a madridsta. Shame on you

BoleAndFish:
Cama won’t play the second leg by the way. And some people still think Madrid can do something.

are u a Chelsea fan

coded01:
Imagine what Arsenal cooked for Real Madrid...

fried rice and chicken spiced with merino sauce

Ijustwantto:
😂

huahuahuahua

Melvyn11:
Shout out to Courtois. Showed once again why he is the best goalkeeper in the world.

You've cried too much. Have some tissue paper

Melvyn11:
If Arsenal can win us 3:0 at Emirates then we can also return the favour at the Bernabu. It's not over until it is.

medicine after death

Pu7pl3 rain what happened

WYZAD:
No madrid player was special and spectacular in this game except modric whom ill give 5/10. Arsenal never needed to play against anyone of them.
Mbape, V.Junior, Bellingham were all flopy. D worst in d first half was camafinger. Seems he didn't know his position until after a short break that him and his coach had a brief discussion and he was roaming deep into d midfield. Seems dude and Alaba were all playing against saka.
I knew my arsenal will win but I never knew they will win so easily like this.

shut up and get out

Hemanwel:
Arsenal really surprised me! If they could play same way they played last night at the Bernabue, they will not only eliminate Madrid, they may also get to the finals and probably win the trophy.

The trophy is between Barcelona, Arsenal, or Inter Milan

i will give u a dirty slap