₦airaland Forum

LoneSoldier:
Sex gadgets are available, sometimes I also masturbate....

people will talk

3kay945:
I might have a good lady for you.
She is a Muslim and not endowed front and back. hope you get?

I hope you're not womaniser like some peeps here too

i need the one with yash. You get?

Marc3500:
biko gimme oo I'm not a womanizer

so u like yashless gals

LoneSoldier:
This is the reason I tell men to focus on there self, marriage is a cage and a bondage, only one gender suffer it all, which is the male gender.....

Mind you am old enough to marry, but I choose not to marry, I don't know the hype they attach to this marriage of a thing, which favours a particular gender over the other....

I have choosen the bachelor's life, with my job nature... I always have time for myself so no pressure whatsoever....

BACHELOR FOR LIFE

how do you fork

pocohantas:
They claim money is not the problem. They have money, but Naija women are the problem. So tell your brothers to use surrogacy.

5 to 7m and they will get the child they want.

- Employ a nanny to look after the kids.
- Employ another call girl for regular sex.

This is cheaper and more beneficial to them than a wife that would reduce their life span.

They are the ones not marrying, they are still the ones threatening women with menopause and wailing online everyday. Tufia!

i hear you are a babymama masquerading as a single lady

descarado:
You listen to them?
They want maid, slave, worshipper and mama in their wives. Once you don't meet that qualification, you are toast.

The only thing I usually tell ladies is if you set boundaries from the beginning, don't bend. After the initial lovey lovey, (it will pass) marriage should be seen and treated as business contract. That way, everybody should sit up and perform what the contract stipulates they should do.

If it's your duty to mawn the lawn and you don't do it,not to worry,I will call somebody to do it, pay the person and collect back my money immediately. I will even put consultation fee join
Did lots of that last year. The one that would have fetched me more profit, he quickly did it.
Even the kids have learnt to tax me too

You talk like a jobless housewife. Are you one?

Emdebby2:
Lagos is full of ladies. Infact ladies are everywhere. My advice...pray before you embark on the journey.

do u toast gals on the street

Hayaoga1:
while finance is key in marriage. I honestly know that even with the whole money in the world, a marriage will never last if the woman is disrespectful. I have been married for over 4yrs now but I feel like divorcing my wife because of disrespect.

is she good in bed

Debroslink:
Can't remember when I watched Barca's UCL QF match with a relaxed mind.
Thank you Flick.
Thank you Raphinha
Thank you Yamal
Thank you Lewandowski. In my mind, you're already greater than Suarez. Just win this UCL to cement it.

with due respect to lewa, he can never tie suarez shoe lace talkless of surpassing him because suarez is his model

Ijustwantto:
raphina, lewandowski, yamal🔥🔥🔥

what season is this famous photo?

drstranged:
God bless you. This is the exact reason. Unlike in the past where you could easily find decent well brought up ladies, today it's quite difficult. Social media has really destroyed a lot of girls. A lot of them lack moral values needed for marriage that's why divorce rates are high in this generation. No man wants to make that mistake. I don't think it's about men not having the finance like the op posted. It's actually about not finding the right lady with sound morals.

how do meet non hookup gals

YoungBTCxchange:
the same here, billing full girls head now, no reasonable conversation, the only conversation they know is buy wig or iPhone if you know you love me"
Using the word love to manipulate you so that you will start buy unreasonable things for them, I don comot my hand for anything way concern serious relationship.

you no go born?

Myrepublic:
Nobody wan marry rubbish.. na rubbish full outside these days...

Na this one dey vex me pass..

The ladies will say they don't want to marry a broke guy..

They will now find a rich guy.. when the guy start having other women,she starts complaining.

Only you want riches,still want the man to be loyal to you.

When you only came to eat,and give birth.

Pikin when be say na me and you still born o,you will start forming you did too much by giving birth.


Guys say this prayer after me.
I will not marry rubbish..

you dey fúck before billing?

columbus007:
Do you think it's easy feeding your sg alone before joining another? I don't find time to think about women, inshort God help me.

do you fúck

Goalnaldo:
I no even remember come here yesterday. Shame carry me go lodge for eko hotel. but I expected it though, we've been shit lately. Declan Rice turned prime juninho against Us They (arsenal) have put us in a difficult situation, forget about our reputation in the champions League, a comeback is unlikely to happen, this is not a 1-0, or 2-0 loss. Let's even hope we won't lose at the bernabeu. They could have scored five or 6 if not for thibaut. honestly I hope they go on to win it., arteta deserves something to show for his hard work.

you fúck olosho?

Devvy4:
They should just make it 5

and you call yourself a madridsta. Shame on you

BoleAndFish:
Cama won’t play the second leg by the way. And some people still think Madrid can do something.

are u a Chelsea fan

coded01:
Imagine what Arsenal cooked for Real Madrid...

fried rice and chicken spiced with merino sauce

Ijustwantto:
😂

huahuahuahua

Melvyn11:
Shout out to Courtois. Showed once again why he is the best goalkeeper in the world.

You've cried too much. Have some tissue paper

Melvyn11:
If Arsenal can win us 3:0 at Emirates then we can also return the favour at the Bernabu. It's not over until it is.

medicine after death

Pu7pl3 rain what happened

WYZAD:
No madrid player was special and spectacular in this game except modric whom ill give 5/10. Arsenal never needed to play against anyone of them.
Mbape, V.Junior, Bellingham were all flopy. D worst in d first half was camafinger. Seems he didn't know his position until after a short break that him and his coach had a brief discussion and he was roaming deep into d midfield. Seems dude and Alaba were all playing against saka.
I knew my arsenal will win but I never knew they will win so easily like this.

shut up and get out

Hemanwel:
Arsenal really surprised me! If they could play same way they played last night at the Bernabue, they will not only eliminate Madrid, they may also get to the finals and probably win the trophy.

The trophy is between Barcelona, Arsenal, or Inter Milan

i will give u a dirty slap

tuzle:
First time commenting on nairaland In a long while. As an arsenal fan, I didn't think we would beat them by 3 but I knew we were going to win since Madrid has been up and down. But rice scoring 2 freekick was something I didnt think I would see

get out

Majesty33:
go and make your research , in my fathers house in Portharcourt, we have yoruba tenants and u cant even differentiate them cos they now speak the language. i am imagining how poor and wretched you are for having time to respond to tribal issues here. it shows how available you are at all times.

do you fork about your tribe

Andrewbaba44 what advice do you have for arsenal hopefools today as a la liga insider?

airmark:
My top 10 strikers, in no particular order.

Lewandowski
Kane
Isak
Osimhen
Mbappe
Gyokeres
Haaland
Guirassy
Retegui
Julian Alvarez


Lordfalcao and Timbros can prepare their top 50 strikers and smuggle in their Jackson. Not forgetting Leyqute drafting his top 100 strikers because of Hojlund.

You left out omorodion. He is banging goals in Portugal

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popizaino:
I feel Joey Barton should be here.

where is scholes, balotelli, materazzi, zidane, cantona

Hemanwel:
OP, since you are the hairy type, you should have plaited the bush down there. You coulda saved yourself all these wahala.

Comrades, abi I nor advice OP well?

you like hairy pussy?