TheSociopath:
Occasional Sociopathy, 4 Denrele street, Jagaban Centre, Kolomental Avenue.
To: The Coordinator, Nairaland Beauty e-Pageant, Prof. O. X. Dygeasy, Nairaland Headquarters, Ogijo, Ikorodu.
Through: The Nairaland Freelance Solicitor, Mr. E. O. Mediapace, Nairaland office, Lafia Branch.
And,
The Nairaland Advisor on e-Pageant Matters, Engr. R. P. AirSultan, Nairaland office, Nnewi Branch.
Dear Sir,
SUGGESTION TOWARDS AIDING A PEACEFUL e-PAGEANT CONTEST
1. I, TheSociopath, wish to bring the suggestion that this year's edition should be peaceful without fighting 
2. The first runner up should be given ₦49,999 as against the stipulated sum of ₦30,000 so that our ladies won't continue to diss each other even after the contest 
3. The thread is becoming long and boring. In view of this, I suggest that you allow our e-counterparts from bellanaija, lindaikejisblog, naijaloaded and 9jaflaver to contest.
4. Those who view the thread without commenting should be sentenced to life imprisonment (akin to 35 years ban from Judge F. G. Lalasticlala, SAN, OON, NNOM, HIV...)
5. 
6. Thank you, sir.
Yours overly, TheSociopath
. young man u deserve to be banned for this.... |