isaiah4life:
Sir parrot69, don't be angry that I am quoting you here sir. Sir please can you help this stranger with any amount to buy foodstuff for me and my little brother if you have. Things get as e be for work now abeg. No vex boss. I no say you no dey mandated to give me but if you get abeg help me boss. Sorry sir parrot69 for the sake of my little bro.

Who did you vote for during the last president elections?

@OP be honest. I want to help you but I want to know Who You Vote for at the past presidential elections?

AfonjaEkiti:
Says the Nicodemus tax collector.

Not just a tax collector but a cocaine sniffing Nicodemus.

Who went to Chicago to sell heroin as street market (sharp guy)

In Israel there is street hawking till today yet Thier economy is better than yours .

Although I know vantantu like helinues will like this forgetting it will affect the expired root he hawks too

But let's forget tribal sentiments bro.
Street hawking ought to be banned all over Nigeria. It's becoming an eyesore and its doesn't speak well of our status on the international scene. Check out South Africa, You will see why tourists prefer there as their no1 vacation spot across Africa.

Tonnierichy:

You will not last three weeks aje. Stamped and sealed. Either you mean it or you don't, you won't last three weeks. Only way you'll last three weeks is if God does not exist, or if God is a liar.

Ok let's see.
It's either I land you in the hospital or I waste you.
Shebi you tough abi?

Tonnierichy:

Hahaha C*ward😂😂 If dem born your papa well, reveal your identity. If I no use your skull drink wine, then I'm not from Itoko

The stench from a corpse will not allow a fly know when its been thrown inside the grave.

A pussycat that went into the forest thinks that he is family with tiger because they look alike. Not knowing he only meows and the other is called the king of the jungle.

I give you only 3weeks.

Tonnierichy:

Guy send me a mail. Brainee001@gmail.com Let me send you my house address. Abeg now.

Exchanging words with you is a waste of time.
You gave me what I needed. I'm only sorry for your parents.

Tonnierichy:

Send me your contact

You don't need. You will soon be irrelevant from the face of this earth.
Hope this is your picture cos if you use another person picture, their blood will be on your head.

Tonnierichy:

Oya lick your screen eleriibu. And if you no take care of me personally, na Ogun go kpai you.

Hope this is your pic.

Tonnierichy:

C*wards like you can only hide behind your keyboard and type rubbish. Drop your number here, let's talk to you in person.

Why don't you post your picture, let me take care of you personally.
Tribalistic idiotss!!

TMKsouth:
Why long speech na? Give us stomach infrastructure now. Our ride to airport leaving na. Mtcheeew!

You're a ridiculously cheap foool.
Irredeemable slowpoke at that.
Does this picture looks familiar, Soweto Ape 🐒

Hambivert:
The satire is lame. It's a win for Nigeria as progressive Nigerians would definitely receive this news with happiness.
It's however saddening to come to understand that some people sole aim is to use the positives of Nigeria to pepper their fellow Nigerians. It inadvertently reveals the humongous divide and whitewashing of the PEACE AND UNITY in the national anthem.
The funny part is that the government and its cronies are aiding, abaiting, and turning a blind eye on what would break this country before even the most outspoken of all secessionist group does.

Oga, all these one na long story. Divide the country make everyone go there own way.

WorldRichest:
They will cry to FG again and say it is FG that is deliberately stopping them from developing, whereas this is a state government initiative and project, but all the 5 South Eastern states cannot combine and do one for themselves despite the hard currencies their children are getting from their drugs trafficking and baby factories

You and your papa and your generation are born bastărds. Son of a bïtch from a brown roof enclave.

SaintLucia:
This is Obi son. Se na this kind clown wan give Obi grandchildren

I swear I be obidient but how you take talk this thing funny o

As E choke Agbado People"
But dem no fit talk because their man dey for Seat.
Una never see anything.

galantjoe:
This is not a toilet. Toilet does not have wood cupboard because of water,

This is over hyping

I pray for you to come out of poverty.

Cassandraloius:
American girls with attitude na 5 and 6.

What would you say about the UK then??
Their hypocrisy is off the roof.

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radarada-radadrada
Kids talk.
I have said what I have said, and I'm glad my people are already awoke with your stupidiity and the myopic bigotry you fools display during election and post election period. It won't be long before the exodus will begin.. just like in the 70s' when Ghanaians were told to leave, this is playing out right now??
The same Ghana you told to leave is the same country you people( All inclusive) are running for shelter, economic benefits, academic and social oriented programs?? 🤣The same Ghana is now telling you People that has ruined the country Nigeria, Destroyed the bases of economic independence through (Tribalism, Nepotism, Corruption, Bigotry) are now telling Lots they don't want you in their country 🤣🤣.
Go back and build your country! That's what they are telling you Nigerians. The same way you're telling igbos now will happen in no distant time.
Space is a Matter of Time.
We Igbos are committed. Fewer less than 20yrs we will build an economy rivaling the like of Seychelles and we are equally capable to build our communities.

We have the population and Acumen to do so. (Go to South East and see what's happening there right now) but just that you like being in your enclave to spit rubbish from your Ewedu gully mouth, you'd prefer to stay in your Dark Rusty Brown Roofs with Leaking Zinc.
A house with no visible WC toilet with cristen water to clean ynash but you folks will rather rub it up with Banana leaves plucked from the farm.
As primitive Ogbomosho Man you are I can deduct you are Full of Bitterness and envy against a tribe that is 10times better than your entire generation.
Igbos are Economic nomads (That's our only default setting) Just like the Fulanis/Hausas are Agro nomads going about with their cattles and sheep's. You and your Tribesmen are more of Scholar/Economic nomads also...
The whole of UK is already agog with your people, But No Oyinbo is batting an eyelid against you folks...
All for good cos there's no one here that can say they're not migrants but I'm glad this is a wake up call and I'm glad it sounded at the right time for everyone inclusive to know what's up!
The identity Nigeria is a scam.

Kingson28:


It is because the capital was moved to Asaba.
People migrate to where jobs and money is available.
It is sheer arrogance to threaten and warn Yoruba people that if Igbos leave they will suffer.
What you don't realise is that Igbos leaving will create plenty many businesses for Yorubas to venture into. Igbos absence will be filled by many other tribes from the North Central and other Yoruba states.
It will make money available for infrastructure to go round better, since population has reduced.
Traffic jam will reduce. House rent will reduce.

Make them divide the country "to your tents oh Israel" una go know how far.
Or Grant Ebonyi and Enugu Airports international landing status, including a functioning seaport (which is the number one basics of trade) we will know that gibberish you wrote there will hold water.
Talk is cheap. This elections has helped expose you lots and I'm glad Igbos are now taking precautions. From now till next year, you will start seeing the impact.

MadarasBlade:

What is developed about the SW?
I have been to Ogun; ekiti, two shithole states. Where in sw is developed?

You should have asked that idiiot, apart from Lagos which was a capital of the 1st republic uptill the late 4th that had 90% of Nigerias investments sunk into it, which other part of SW is developed to standard?
Look at their melting point City of Ibadan;
Very bizarre, Old, Rusty brown roofs everywhere with dirty unpaved roads with no proper drainage in this 21century??
The person bragging about Lagos. Ask them where in South East looks exactly like Makolo slum? An eyesore to the very city they claim to bragging about. When I watch those videos on YouTube about Makolo swamps, I shed tears for Black man. how they use to defecate, swim, and fend in such place, I pity for These rascals that supposed to be fighting their Political elites rather choose to fight another tribe.
I pray this country divide for good, let's everyone go their own way.
We South Eastern should hold out Political elites Accountable for this " see finish" to stop. See what Umahi did in Ebonyi under 8yrs. It's worth of emulating amongst the 5SE GOVERNORS!!
Just imagine how SE would look like if 5 of these Governors replicate the same. If they should continue with this pattern for the next 20yrs, I bet you the whole Southeast will look more like Mid-European city. As of current status, Some Cities and Villages in Nigeria CAN'T MEASURE UP TO WHAT WE HAVE IN MOST TOWNS AND VILLAGES IN ANAMBRA ONLY. This is not cap! I'm stating facts here. Its time for Igbos to wake up! Alot has been exposed about these saboteurs and snitching tribe.

Ogene001:

Welcome to Tinubu's multi billion dollar coastal city in Lagos

Bro this is what foreign tourists show the world whenever they come visit Lagos. 😂
Quite an eye sore. ☹

Sapiosexuality:
The UK is overrated.

Fact! But some will have a different perspective.

CSTRR:

You may not care about how many dickkks your partner has gotten, but I care about mine.

Good for you. But there are more important thing in life than sex. Emancipate your spiritual being from lower dimension of human circle into the higher dimension. Humans are evolving. You no go carry toto enter grave.

CSTRR:
As it stands now, the vast majority of guys will marry a woman that has been penetrated before.

There is no escaping it.

Most girls above 18 have already dated and started having sex.

It's only the mileage that will differ based on luck.

Why do you people want to kill yourselves about sex! Sex! Sex!!!
Tụfịakwa!!

galantjoe:
She is a harl*t. It is only a prostitute would cover her breast and resist touching her breast while having sxx to her.

Make my word

Customer, Customer 👋👋
How you dey?

SisterFire:
not a single but if I will marry again I I'll choose a womanbeater. He will definitely stop beating when I show him the stuff am made of.

Which stuffs?

Okiton:


Well we may condem the little boy, but no one knows tomorrow
A very rich man then from nddc once told me how he fell in love with a mature lady during his university days, then he proposed love to the said lady and even proposed to marry her after graduation but the senior babe then turned him down and ridiculed him with insult.

Now the oga was a very big man in nddc then I knew him, his family was based in London with British citizenship passport, permanent home in UK and mansion in Nigerian, where as aunty was still single, old and nothing to show in life

Atleast, she has her integrity which speaks for her.

Report yourself to Lala straight!

See the kind of rubbish these 5'7 feet people eat.
Something I normally feed my backyard goats as snacks.

Ola9ja23:
Everyone has seen the handwriting on the wall


ASIWAJU is unstoppable

Either join the moving train or get crushed



Asiwaju has been preparing for this even before Obituary become governor 😀🤣😀



Millions of Obituary and IPOB can't stop Asiwaju.

You will be a dead man by the time it happens. Tribal bigot of a foool

Wait, Tinubu will pay you. Agbado pikin, is that your first time of entering plane,
Mumu.