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Health / Re: Stop Using Tissue Paper To Wipe Your Nyash After Poo, Always Use Water . by Parrot69: 12:18pm On Mar 13
Irupetepete:
Use tissue paper first then use water

Best Method:
Wet the tissue with water, and clean up. it does 99% of the job.
Then wash down the area with a little bit of water, and finally use a dry tissue to clean up!
Health / Re: Stop Using Tissue Paper To Wipe Your Nyash After Poo, Always Use Water . by Parrot69: 12:12pm On Mar 13
DissTroy:
For people like us who are hirsute - very hairy, tissue paper never really does the job. We have to wash everything off with water because, for us, hair grows everywhere. EVERYWHERE.

Even face wipes don't do the job of cleaning our faces and sweat since we have a lot of facial hair so water to the rescue, again.

Maybe it might work for people with no body hair.
Try and shave those areas(even if it's once in a week) of your ass Oga. It's common to every gender to have hairs around those areas. Buy clipper. It's not expensive.

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Health / Re: Stop Using Tissue Paper To Wipe Your Nyash After Poo, Always Use Water . by Parrot69: 12:09pm On Mar 13
LordIsaac:
When you fix nails like Jeszebel, how can you even maintain basic hygiene? See your life now on public forum…(I’m referring to the girl OP fornicated with)!
FORNICATION. Na that thing dey tingle your ear. If we check very well, you don download over 100 porñ videos on your phone. And all the soap and Vaseline for una house don finish.
Jesus youngest brother.
Health / Re: Stop Using Tissue Paper To Wipe Your Nyash After Poo, Always Use Water . by Parrot69: 12:04pm On Mar 13
1Sharon:
I remember when ppl used to mock yorubas for using water, now everybody is preaching water, okay I see you.

PS: Nigerians need to upgrade, you don't need to touch back there when you use water anymore. There are bidets that can be installed and portable bidets.
What are you even saying? So I shouldn't touch the part of my body because of the food I ate?
So if I use this device and spray on my anus without you will guarantee 100% clean wash?
Make una continue deceiving unaselves.

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Politics / Re: FG Postpones Students Loan Indefinitely by Parrot69: 11:55am On Mar 13
Thundafireseun:
grin
God bless our darling Tinubu. Hit them with Tinubulation

Left , right and centre
I have warned you about your username. Change that name or I report you to the Super mods.
To be war is before hand.
Crime / Re: Ifeanyi Michael Isibor Dies Of Gunshot Wounds In His Farm In Delta (Graphic) by Parrot69: 8:34pm On Mar 12
Lesson learned: Please if you have gun in your house, endeavor to have First Aid kits near you. Also learn how to treat Gun shot wounds as in the case of this video.
Education is priceless.
Ignorance is not an excuse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHVpS34Bj18?si=ltNJcZ1vFK5CCDFM
Food / Re: Owl Meat by Parrot69: 3:03pm On Mar 09
Quelme:
you can tell your cursed family to save the comment.

Wretched soul. Your wailing just start.
Coming from a Retired Olosho son.
Go fuçk your mama totò there!
Bastărd.
A living Pig is better than your father.
Politics / Re: The Crowd Stopped MC For Skipping Peter Obi's Name At Wigwe's Wake Keep by Parrot69: 1:11pm On Mar 09
Zxcvbnmghtr:
In an Igbo gathering? This MC get mind o! Peter Obi that is greater than Ojukwu, Nnamdi Kanu and Azikiwe all combined.😱
He is greater than Nnamdi Kanu but Not Ojukwu.
Politics / Re: The Crowd Stopped MC For Skipping Peter Obi's Name At Wigwe's Wake Keep by Parrot69: 1:09pm On Mar 09
Paraman:
Lol

Peter obi lost to the APC in 2023, he will lose again in 2027 and 2031 to the APC candidate
Just like you've been losing miserably I'm your life.
I lay a curse in your life today: The Day Peter Obi wins Presidential election is the day you will regain your freedom. I've tied your destiny spiritually.

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Food / Re: Owl Meat by Parrot69: 1:03pm On Mar 09
Quelme:
bastard he goat.

Fatherless and motherless he goat.
Your mama born animal thinking say she born human being.
Na motor go crush that your papa head before this month runs out.
Just save this comment for reference.
Son of a retired prostitutè
Family / Re: Video Of Nigerian Woman Expressing Her Joy As She Becomes A Mrs by Parrot69: 1:01pm On Mar 09
Timoleon:


























































































































































































































































K.
Eeehh.. cc: Seun
cc: Obinoscopy
cc: Semid4lyfe
See the level of space booking on your forum. This moniker deserve to be given a Life ban.
Family / Re: Video Of Nigerian Woman Expressing Her Joy As She Becomes A Mrs by Parrot69: 11:27am On Mar 09
Timoleon:


This show how stupìd, empty and void your reasoning prowess is on a public forum.
A foòl who can't strike a discuss.
Food / Re: Owl Meat by Parrot69: 11:23am On Mar 09
Quelme:
That thing looks so fugly like Peter Obi head.

Owl 🦉 meat tastes like turkey 🦃
Show us your papa head, bastărd.
Shebi na Olosho your mama take dey feed you.
Retardèd imbecilè.

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Family / Re: Video Of Nigerian Woman Expressing Her Joy As She Becomes A Mrs by Parrot69: 11:14am On Mar 09
Timoleon:


What then is the lie?
Read through again.
Family / Re: Video Of Nigerian Woman Expressing Her Joy As She Becomes A Mrs by Parrot69: 11:11am On Mar 09
Timoleon:
that one no know anything. You can be friends for ten years before marriage the marriage won't last a year. That you are compatible as friends does not mean you are compatible as husband and wife.

Lie. It means both you have deep secrets you're withholding against each other during the friendship.
That thing you can't manifest when you both were dating slowly creeps in during marriage when you both stay under one roof.

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