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Jokes EtcRe: Confessions Of A Rough, Rugged And Raw 9ja Guy by Pascalblinks(op): 3:54pm On Aug 12, 2017
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Jokes EtcRe: Oropo; The Village Of The God’s by Pascalblinks(op): 3:47pm On Aug 12, 2017
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RomanceRe: My Encounter With A Jw (jehovah’s Witness) by Pascalblinks(op): 3:47pm On Aug 12, 2017
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RomanceDance In The Graveyard by Pascalblinks(op):
DANCE IN THE GRAVEYARD PART 1
.

PREFACE
.
“Dance in the graveyard” is an
oxymoron
statement, that is not
possible to happen to some extent in the
real
world. A graveyard is a
quiet and cool place, where mourning
and
burial is always the order of
the day there. Where the nature of the
place
itself forbids drums. So
how can a man dance in a graveyard?
But the case of a man, Richard was like
this.
He was made to dance
in a graveyard. He didn’t go to a
graveyard.
He was made to do what he
was not suppose to do. Richard will like
to tell
you his story himself
in the chapters of this book.
I’m Richard
My name is Richard, I’m about to get
married
to a beautiful woman.
My location right now? I will have to tell
you
later.
About two years ago I was made to
dance in a
graveyard. I know you
are surprised, but that is the truth. A
graveyard, a place where the
leaves obey the commandment of the
smooth
and quiet wind. A place
where the birds sings for the beautiful
souls of
the good in the day
and where the vultures cries for the
angry
souls of the wicked in the
night. I think I’m going too emotional.
Let me
tell you about myself
first.
I’m Richard Jones. A soldier of the
federal
republic of Nigeria. I
really love my job.
I got admitted into the NDA, Kaduna
some
years back. My experience
there was rough, tough and fun as well.
Doing
a thousand push-ups was
never a burden after some time.
But as hectic as the work was, I could
still fall
in love with a
beautiful lady. Her name is Rose. Rose
was
different from every other
lady there. “Mr. Man, I don’t have your
time”
that was what she always
tell me whenever we are together. But
saying
that with her beautiful
smile tells me, there is a light at the end
of
the tunnel. Eventually,
we started dating. About six months
after we
started dating, we
graduated from the NDA. The
celebration
was
fun-filled. But I took the
opportunity to propose to Rose that day,
and
guess what? She said yes
without delay. That was one of the
happiest
days of my life.
Something happened that day that has
never
happened during any
military graduation before. As we were
dancing and enjoying ourselves,
all of us were given letters. We were all
posted
to different stations
immediately. In anxiety and fear, I
opened my
letter and alas, I was
posted to Borno state.I know it was with
the
intention to go and fight
against terrorism in that area. I quickly
went
to Rose to check where
she was posted, I was happy she was
posted
to Abuja to work as an
Officer at the headquarters.
Rose cried and cried when she knew
that my
station was Borno state.
The celebration ended immediately when
we
all got our letters. We were
asked to resume for duties the following
monday.
Monday came, Rose was still crying
when the
aircraft that will
convey herself and some other
colleagues was
about was about to take
off. “Please stay alive for me” that was
the
last thing she told me
before she entered the aircraft. I was
still
trying to be a man but I
didn’t know that tears was already
running
through my eyes. I was
afraid but I had no choice and I actually
liked
what I was about
doing, even though I knew my life was
at
stack. A few hours later, a
caravan came to convey myself and
others
that were posted to Borno
state.
We got to Borno state around 6:45pm, I
observed that just a few of
the senior soldiers were there, I was
terrified,
thinking most of them
were dead but I was told they were
transfer to
Adamawa state because
the terrorists were operating at a very
high
level in that area. “You
are welcome to my camp” that was
Major-
General Musa Yusuf, the
commandant of the camp. He continued
by
saying “here I’m your father,
your mother, your brother and even your
god.
If you think you are here
to stay alive, know that many are going
to die
for your reason. So
fight for your country”. “Sir, yes sir” we
replied
like military men.
After the warm welcome by the
commandant
and the senior soldiers, we
had a little military camp gyration. We
were
oriented and we also had
fun.
We were there for weeks, training hard
everyday until one day when
the publicity section of the camp
sounded an
alarm for us to get ready
because terrorists were already coming.
My
heart was already in my
mouth. Col. Yaro Yaya who was a
senior
colleague, led us out. “Just
follow anything I say or you die” that
was his
instruction. I was
afraid. “Shoot” col. Yaya commanded. I
started shoot randomly and to
my surprise I killed two terrorists
immediately.
I started building my
confidence. It took us about two hours
but we
eventually conquered. We
killed about 150 of them that day. I was
so
happy. I called my fiancee
and I told her everything.
When we got back to the camp, we were
all
celebrating our victory
and I observed something, Major Yusuf
was
not really comfortable, I
could see it in his eyes as he was going
straight to his tent. What
will make a commandant uncomfortable
at the
verge of victory? Who
knows?

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http://www.naijanoisemakers.com.ng/2017/08/12/dance-graveyard-part-1/
HealthRe: NINE(9) Common Things That Can Break Your Condom During Sex by Pascalblinks(op): 7:29am On Aug 12, 2017
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RomanceRe: Adanna The Mysterious Aba Girl by Pascalblinks(op): 7:27am On Aug 12, 2017
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RomanceAdanna The Mysterious Aba Girl by Pascalblinks(op):
ADANNA THE MYSTERIOUS ABA GIRL
PART 1
.


True Life Story
Enjoying my sleep in the evening around
8pm on saturday, na 10pm i dey take
sleep
before but since no food to chop i gat
to
sleep and put the groaning worm in my
stomach at rest, i havent slept 30
minutes
wen my phone rang, i check the caller
na
blessing.
Me: baby whatsup
blessing: i don tell you make you nor
dey
call me baby again, where you dey?
me: i dey my house na where you
expect
make i dey before?
blessing: your girlfriend house na.
Me: i don tell you na only you be the girl
wey i get.
Blessing: na who be your girl, let my
guy
catch you, your own don finish be that,
abeg i don buy that laptop come help
me
check am weda na better one and to
configure am for me abeg.
Me: abeg make am tommorow i dey tire
and i wan sleep.
Blessing: abeg na i nor fit watch film for
inside self and i need to keep myself
busy.
Me: call your boyfriend na
blessing: i don tell you my guy no dey
leave here.
Me: na who come dey sample u na?
Blessing: sample what?
Me: sorry nothing.
Blessing: e better be nothing rotten
mind,
by the way i cook rice.
Me: am on my way.
Blessing na my coursemate for one
polytechnic wey dey MCC aba, i don try
chike the babe many times, but the
babe
dey form strong head for me, but since
she
want something from me then i must
get
something in return apart from the rice,
we
must balance the equation, afterall one
great man say, “For every action, there
is
an equal and opposite reaction”. There
must be an opposite reaction today oh.
ingredient nor dey dey her food but the
food dey sweet well, she is dark in
complexion not too tall, her behind not
too
big and not too small, her b—-t is
average
also, as for me am fair, hairy and tall.
I put on my clothes and took my phone
and my earpiece why i head to her
place,
her house far small sha but i gat no
choice,
i must consume that rice oh, i check the
time 8:45pm, everywhere is dark nobody
dey road, e be say people quick enter
house today oh, maybe na the wether
cause sha,
i was walking slowly enjoying the music
booming from my earphone like tecno
Boom J7 when someone flash light
from
behind, i removed the earpiece i heard a
lady voice from my back calling my
name
“ozilla” i turn back i saw nobody, na
who
come call my name na, e be like say the
hungry don dey make me hear different
things, i pocket my phone and continue
moving i fasten my footstep, half way to
her place i heard the voice again, a slick
tender voice from my back, “why are
you
moving fast” i look back again i saw
nobody, oboy na which kind thing be
this
na, i run oh because this time i heard it
clearly, i ran as fast as i can till i get to
blessing house. i didnt hear her till i
reach
her house, she live in a fence house but
no
gate, her room was build separately
beside
the main building just like a store, one
room.
I knock on her door, she didnt answer, i
knock again and i heard ” who is that”
Me: idiot na me open the door.
She open the door and i enter and i
quickly
closed the door.
Blessing: wetin happen why u dey sweat
like hegoat.
Me: u nor go understand.
Me: abeg give me water first, before i
quench.
Blessing: tell me wetin happen wey you
dey
sweat like this, na dog pursue you?
No be only dog, this one worse pass
dog, e
for better if na dog, but dog no dey talk
na,
she gave me water, i look around no
sign
of any cooked food.
Me: wey the food wey you say you
cook?
Blessing: abeg no vex i know say u nor
go
come thats why i use the food draw
you.
Me: please tell me you are joking.
Blessing: am not and am sorry.
Me: you mean say all this suffer wey i
don
suffer for road all na for nothing,
Blessing: no vex na abeg i just want
you to
help me with my laptop.
Chai awish no be girl i swear i for slap
her,
I was very angry, i stood up, go to the
door
and wanted to leave, she stood up
quickly
and block the door.
Me: let me dey go abeg.
Blessing: why you dey quick vex like this
na.
Me: if you know the kind thing wey
happen
for road you nor go talk like this.
Blessing: na wetin go happen wey you
go
come leave without eveing seeing the
laptop.
Me: that one no concern me again, i
need
something to quench the worm
disturbing
my stomach.
I wanted to move her away from the
door
so that i will pass, she hold the hand
and
put it on her chicks, looking at me in a
seductive way, i rub her chick with my
hand while she bite her lips in a
seductively, she wore red legins with a
handless shirt, she put her two hands
around my neck, draw my head closer
and
gave me a sweet kisss, waoh i was
flabbergasted, girl wey i don dey try to
chike since come dey give me free kiss,
omo i gat to grab the opportunity.
I return the kiss and press her against
the
door, i press her b—-t and she moan a
little, i removed her shirt and move her
bra
one side and kiss her sweet b—-t, she
moan again, i lose her bra and bury my
face in her b—-t as she use her right leg
to
draw my body closer to her.

.
click on the link below to continue reading
http://www.naijanoisemakers.com.ng/2017/07/27/adanna-mysterious-aba-girl-part-1/
HealthNINE(9) Common Things That Can Break Your Condom During Sex by Pascalblinks(op):
NINE(9) Common Things That Can Break Your Condom During Sex
.
C0ndoms are said to give 100% protections but sometimes, they fail to give that protection they are worn for and it is mostly the fault of the user as a result of improper use of the c0ndom so c0ndoms are 98% effective if used well and 0% effective if used wrongly.
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Click on the link below to see the full details
www.naijanoisemakers.com.ng/2017/08/09/nine9-common-things-can-break-condom-sx/
Jokes EtcRe: Oropo; The Village Of The God’s by Pascalblinks(op): 7:40pm On Aug 10, 2017
There is God oo
Jokes EtcRe: Confessions Of A Rough, Rugged And Raw 9ja Guy by Pascalblinks(op): 7:37pm On Aug 10, 2017
There is God oo
Jokes EtcRe: Confessions Of A Rough, Rugged And Raw 9ja Guy by Pascalblinks(op): 9:12pm On Jul 30, 2017
na wa o
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OK na

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