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What about doing everything she asks for?
Smiling sheeplessly when you are around her?
Making huge sacrifices for her?
Dropping all ur bad habits to please her?
Going as far as borrowing to look good for her?
Speechless in her presence?



i could go on and on.
Things we do for love.

Nawa ooo


How old are you@op?

Op the fact that you do those things above dosent mean every other guy do it too.

Battery1:
Are u d jokker?

sometimes

If he tells you he loves you only with mouth but never shows it.

spicy244:
I tire for them....@ topic, very true. But come to think of it, its very rare to see a guy that is attached to a Lady if not because of sez

This is sooooo true.

What if you said it as a joke

Will read and then comment

Naija guys deceiving ladies to get into their pants since 195BC.

OohMpa:
[color=#808000]1) That we think about sex 80% of the time...
It's a big lie, it's 90% of the time


2) That we love them thick and curvy....
We like no thick, flat tummy ± curve

3) That we are Nigelian network that store lecharge card
The thunder wey go fire you still dey twerk

4) That you turn to wood during sex.....
We lesemble carpenter?

#Sai[/color]

You just told us about yourself

Getting married to him because he is hansome and he has swag.The last time i checked,swag dnt pay bills.

When you start goin to church more often and also starts checking every gal around u character if she is a wife material.













When he sees his mates with their beauriful wives and kids.............Happy family.


When he attends a family occasion alone whereas every other person is paired.

charix:
Stories like this make me believe strongly in global warming.
With atleast one in every five households owning a generator why wouldn't the sun cook us?

If like developed countries we had constant electricity I suspect a gradual reduction in temperature would take place due to less burning gases in the environment.

I bet the global warming in nigeria superseds other developing countries.

guzse:
op u kn bt jst dy pretend ba? Lolz

No i dnt know

dubylhover:
op dnt mind ds pipo joor ,a player scoring 3 goals is not hattrick but offside,hatrick is when yu score ur own keeper ....yu call urself a football fan nd yu dnt knw what is hatrick..oya AMAZINGLY zoom out of dis section nd join d girls in talking abt all about d kardashians..dis place no b for yu

hehehe,thats not funny..i actually forgot to laugh

DopeAngel:
i was right afterall... Niqqas js imagine this kind of thread.. ''why is an amazing goal called a hat trick'' smh... Am ashamed of nairaland and nairalanders

There is no wisdom in me pretending to know something when i dnt.

Krasid:
Why about 4 and 5 in a single match?

Nobody seems to hav the answer to that ques.

donbenie:
@OP,don't mind all these over sabi Amebos,it's a wise man that knows he doesn't know and proceeds to do something positive about his ignorance..NEVER BE AFRAID TO ASK,COS THAT'S THE ONLY WAY YOU'LL LEARN..#PEACE

Thank you my brother.

madmadu:
asin eh! d way d harmattan jst ended lyk and d sun jst came out in full blast... no break tym at all!!

I am really suprised o.

RotrEmmanuel:
Yes! The reason is that, your house doesn't have Air conditioner and ceiling or standing fan. I guess you father's station wagon(Car) doesn't Ave AC too!


Poverty is a bastard


Ave u seen rich pipu complain like OP

hahahahaha,Guy you dnt always trust Nepa these days o

Although the hamattan stopped fully few days ago.One would expect the weather to be a little bit friendly but the reverse is the case.

motherlode:
the thing dey vex me ehn!

#exhales# thank God am not alone.

Cutehector4u:
yes I knw

So what were you trying to do?

Is it natural or there is more to it.It is annoying after you take your bath and few minutes later you ar sweating again.Does anyone in the house know the reason?

Cutehector4u:
lol wats wrong wit ur clock

I wrote night not morning

Best news ever

alberto2k:
Na only my bus dem dey chuk eye
Why dem neva hack N'L na?

hehehe,no let oga seun hear u o

alberto2k:
my bus is customised, they used my finger print for the ignition

We'v got hackers/crackers in the house.

Cutehector4u:
hehe

well,its night already,i guess u can go to bed now.#grin#

AlexMaker:
in this 21st century ?
SMH

I wonder o.

Cutehector4u:
haha. I just feel like being naughty dis evening

lol,not just this evening,ALL Day!!

Cutehector4u:
Oook. Let us go den

hehehehe,u smart gan