It may sound Funny but it's true-


LADIES: If you notice these in a guy you like, hold on to him... It won't be long...

When a guy starts approaching his Mid-20s and above, more often than not, certain actions begins to play out on their own...

Those actions are pointing him to one thing: Go and get yourself a wife, bro!


Some of them are:


1. When knife cuts him


So he goes to the market trying to cook soup. He gets leaves to slice, he gets cut by the angry knife . He wants to slice yam. The knife does the same- he just needs a helper



2. When market women cheat on him


Market women too are angry with him seeing him come to the market with a list. They play a fast one on him if he's not smart... This is a major sign... Bachelor dey hear am from market women o...If you don't know market well sha...



3. Cooking and doing the dishes begins to bore him..


Since he began staying alone as a bachelor, he just finds it a chore and a task to cook or to even do the dishes. He isn't lazy. He just doesn't understand why.


4.When he starts lusting unusually


Before now, he never really used to do this but all of a sudden everything on skirt starts enticing him. His desire to be with a girl heightens. His sexual desire starts getting the best of him. .


5. When serious ladies starts seriously stalking him.


Every serious lady ready for marriage will go after his kind... Everywhere he is, the serious ones are around him and stalking him out... He has that luxury of choosing just ONE.



6. He Loses Appetite For His Own Food

Even when cooks ( from point 2) he rarely eats so much. He could feed on junks all day.


7. When He takes pleasure in talking to/ about ladies


Not the childish part but directed at settling down. This pushes him to flirt a little bit trying to scan for a better half...

I lafff ... I am a bit guilty here...



This list ain't complete because people differ. Don't misquote me after seeing this.


Good morning. ,

Walspring:
Hmmmmm.. Sounds funny

But some of these doesn't count joor

alberto2k:
emusmith

U no dey tire

naijaboiy:
Mehn i've experienced all these at my young age...

Seems i'm due for marriage

AyokunleRuth:
funny but true

jmoore:
Doesn't apply to me.

SMREXY:
Oh! It seems I'm due for marriage...

emusmith:


That's it,

kayciano:
My man u tried but am YET TO EXPERIENCE This and am aging gracefully....
THERE are things I LOVE doing for myself.. and don't need assistance...things LIKE.
WASHING my clothes na my HOBBY..
WASHING my car na Hobby..
Cleaning my room na my Hobby..


D only thing I find difficult is COOKING but I pay a Lady to make my meals...
She visits does massive Cooking and gets paid for it and leaves.....and she enjoys it ,because sometimes some incentives are accrued to her..

emusmith:


why?

Tymax:
Not peculiar to mature bachelors. Maybe this thread is just for humour.

AyokunleRuth:

morning

jmoore:

There is no why. That's just the way it is. There are always exceptions