PETE EDOCHIE COLLECTION OF PROVERBS
1. The little opportunity given to a monkey to wear cloths, does not guarantee it to join the dinning table.
2. Girls are like mangoes, while you are waiting for them to be ripe, others are eating them with salt.
3. Whoever presents his own head to break coconut would not be able to partake in the eating of it.
4. A man who hangs around a beautiful girl without saying a word ends up fetching water for guests at her wedding.
5. A man who counts his money after withdrawing from the ATM has trust issues.
6. If something that was going to chop off your head only knocked off your cap, you should be grateful.
7. When a girl has beauty without Brains, the Private parts suffer the most.
8. Having a Female as a Best friend is like having Chicken for a pet, You will eat it some day.
9. The wolf on the hill is not as hungry as the wolf climbing the hill.
10. Never let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent & kick them out.
11. Life goes on, Even if you don't want it to.
12. Drinking garri doesn't mean you're poor but allowing it to swell before drinking is poverty.
13. The buttocks are like a married couple though there is constant friction between them, they will still love and live together.
Which number is your favorite?

Son: Knocks at his mother's bedroom
Mother: No reply
Son: Knock knock knock
Mother: no reply
Son: knock knock knock
Mother: Opens the door
Son: Morning Mom
Mother: Morning Son and how was your night?
Son: It was great mom, but mom why didn't you open the door on time,
you know am late to school
Mother: Am sorry son I was busy
Son: That's what you always say, but what always made you busy early
in the morning?
Mother: My son I had to thank someone for...
Son: Cuts in....Mom who is that someone coz dad is not around
Mother: Allow me to explain myself
Son: alright mom, but make it snappy am running late to school
Mom: Listen, I had to thank God Almighty for protecting Me, you and
your dad tonight....
Son: Hmm I think its because we take good care of ourselves
Mother: No Son its not because of our riches or that we're clever than
others to see this lovely day
Son: So what are trying to say mom?
Mother: My dear God loves me, you and everyone reading this, seeing
this day is not becauscomment
w rich or clever we are, But its because of the Grace and Love God
have for us....as am telling you this...others didn't make it to say
this day and others are battling for their lives
Son: I now get your point mom, Surely God deserves our praises
Mother: indeed my son
Son: Even if am running late, how take 2 minutes of my time to praise
and thank him
Mother: Go on son...
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Now Read This Line
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Waking up sound and safe in the morning doesn't mean you're clever
than others or your doctor takes good care of your health , others
slept last night looking very health but they still didn't make it to
see this lovely day, others are still battling for their lives in
hospitals.....I
f you know its by the love and Grace of God that you've managed to see
this lovely day....Just Take Your 10 seconds and Type....Thank You Lord



Nobody knew me when i left Onitsha my village

hmmmm

A TRUE LIFE STORY :
A man fund out in their family, no one live
beyond the age of 35, the person will die. And
this man was approaching 33 he became
scared that maybe his own time is coming
near. So he took it to God in fasting prayers,
he fasted for 22days and God revealed himself
to the brother. And God tell him to go an ASK
his father " why is this thing keep on
happening in our family ".
So this brother travelled and met his father,
and said, *papa tell me. Why is it in this
family nobody live beyond the age of 35 and
the person will die?? Please papa I want to
know *
The father began to cry and said:
" Son after telling you this, just kill me
because I don't deserve to live. See when I was
young, I involved myself in business of
HUMAN TRAFFICKING. At that time, all the
people who were doing MONEY RITUALS, I and
my friends were the ones who used to supply
them children to use. But on that fact full day,
there was this Young boy that we tried to
more than 5 hours before we could kill him.
And before he died, he look at me and said to
me * so you are the one who is doing this to
me? You shall never see a good thing in your
lifetime not even your generation* Then gave
up the ghost. Since then son, I never see
peace in my life please forgive me ".
And this brother wept and wept and wept, then
he took it to God in prayers again and God
being a merciful God, restored that family
Today that brother is above 35 years and he is
still alive now a PASTOR.
____Now over to you who is Reading this post,

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