Do you desire an upward mobility in life?

Do you want to give your career a leap?

If yes, then your invited for a free capacity building siminar detailled as fellows:

Theme: awaken your relevance.
Date: 29the August, 2013.
Time: 3pm
Venue: 805 restaurant and bar, Wuse II, FCT-Abuja
Cost: TOTALLY FREE.
Side attraction: raflle draw


Call: 09021270712 for further details

ijbeauty:
No be small thing.

All these words falling out from the famous Tonto?
Ehhh?? A year ago she couldn't come up with this, but as she jumped the hurdle (soon sha) she started giving us marriage tips, ele oo (in Nkoki's voice)

Well, anyway ogbasalum??
Thanks for the tips sha. I love the last part

*A good dick never built a house or paid the rent; a hardworking, dedicated, supportive man does* Tonto.2015

Mariecakes:
Love is blind

Kwaret...
Lol

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coolitempa:


Sometimes it is best you say nothing.....and let others think you are a fool....than open your mouth to confirm the obvious....

This is totally uncalled-for.....abysmal indeed.

MhizDeedy:
lol exactly

When d pastor is preaching like this ehn, u wil see those youths looking around for distraction, they won't be able to leave cus they will look suspicious. Some will start playing with their phones while some will pretend to be asleep, that's when u will nau see those busybody ushers will nau appear nd start complaining or they will be tapping their chairs. Those youths wil nau start conversing with d ushers so as not to listen, some wil ask stupid questions like 'where is d toilet? Sorry I want to go nd check if m stained, can u help me change this money?.

While d pastor is preaching sef,those parents will nau start using different exclamations nd be sighing or be saying 'yes, children of nowadays av no fear of God' ,u wil nau see some ppl's parents that re sitting away from their children will nau put their glasses on dere nose bridge nd be zooming dere children just to see their reaction to what d pastor is preaching

Other youths will cry nd go out for forgiveness nd say they will not engage in such acts again but after d sermon, they continue with their lifestyle.

Youths of nowadays ehn, May God help us all. Amen

This got my rib cracking.... where did the inspiration came from? I am sure your a pro in observing.

Loool.

Beremx:
I am not sure the protection seeker has ever made dollar deposits in his entire life so he knows nothing about what happens in reality. Na copy and paste be im own.

Mtscheeew!

It is always a good thing to know the happenings of the day. I don't believe your ignorant of this fact. Or are you also playing politic of ignominious?

Jorussia:
You will soon regret ever coming to nairaland

Keep quit my frnd...you are ignorant of your statement.

Go study what democracy is.

PM2305:


If you are referring to the PMP exam offered by PMI, USA, then you are on track to pass the exams by attending the training and follow up with a refresher course.

A sure fire way to pass is to read the PMBOK 5th Edition back to back, page by page, acquaint yourself with the process groups, knowledge areas and ITTOs and attempt sample questions that can be found online.

The first time i wrote the exam, 2 years after my training, i read all sorts of junk study materials online and i failed woefully. The second time, about 2 years after, i read only the PMBOK for 5 days and made efforts to relate the knowledge to my work endeavors, and i passed in flying colors.

I am still applying the knowledge which is the primary reason for the certification.

Thank you Sir. Pls can u share some pass question with me?

SaiBuharii:
That was another means in which our past dear useless president used to steal money. It was a campaign tool at the expense of billions that will have been used to ensure the betterment of the country. It was an avenue to share our money to people.

I know some people that think like Ekiti illiterates will come now and say a report that had a convict like Alameysia deciding on our future should be implemented, a report that has old cargoes and mentally derailed individuals should be implemented.

But my people my people, hope has come, we the Buhari movement will start by killing at close range - boko haram with our bullets as we can't waste bombs on them, they are senseless.

We agree Niger Delta militant have sense, we will spend money on their death. for this we will honour them and bombs their heads, one bomb per head or person, we tie the bomb to your brain cavity and detonate it, if any pieces of your body is left, we use a grenade - Hitler style. We don't want your left over to corrupt our country.

And for the biafran soldiers, you will be taken as terrorist, by virtue of the fact that money has been used to settle this long time ago, we will not waste resources on you, we will take Russian knives and slit your throats, your blood will be washed into the Aba River to feed Amdioha, your body will be burnt in a refuse dump with kerosene, we can not waste fuel on you.

Yourba people are fearful, thus we do not have plans for them, we know they will run to their caves and villages.

We are not smiling this season, the billions to be budgeted for security will not be embezzled again.You have been warned!!!.

This is one useless post I have read for awhile!

Go for medical checkup before it turn late pls.
#A patriotic concern fellow citizen#

ruffp:


don't worry, Buhari will create jobs so that you and the likes of u that derive pleasure running down individuals that have done nothing to warrant such would have a means to impact positively to the larger society.

Pls when will the job be created?

Impressively!


Pls share with us info as regards to PMP exam. I will be writing my exam by September.

I did the training 2013, though undergoing a refresher course now in prepareation.

Expert judgements pls.

What must I do to pass my PMP exam?

Cc
PM2305
Eromspete
Sholasys
And others pls

breadandbutter:
THE BASTARD IGBO MAN HAS RETURNED HOME TO CONTINUE BREEDING HIS SET OF BIAFRAN ALMAJIRIS SO THEY CAN CONTINUE THEIR BIAFRAN AGITATION. I BLAME THE LAGOS GOVERNMENT FOR HELPING THOSE FVCKTARDS COS IF IT WERE A YORUBA COUPLE LIVING IN THE South East, THEIR YEYE GOVERNMENT WONT HELP. IGBOS ARE SO UNGRATEFUL TO THE YORUBAS AND HAUSA FULANIS DESPITE ALL WE DID FOR THEM TO MAKE SURE THEY DONT DIE OF HUNGER EVER SINCE OJU IKU LED THEM TO THEIR SUICIDE MISSION CALLED BIAFRA. THE IGBOS ARE JUST CONFUSED COS THEY KEEP SCREAMING BIAFRA BUT WHEN HUNGER HOOK THEIR THROAT THEY WILL RUN TO YORUBA AND HAUSA -FULANIS FOR HELP. WHY CANT THE BASTARD NNAMDI KANU HELP THIS YEYE COUPLES BREEDING LIKE PIGS USELESS TRIBE

You really sound like one who is curse...No offence #

uscofield:


Let's create a forum that will help us, am writing by August

Necessary pls. .create the thread but pls mention me

what sort of change pls? cus am writing my October

Kylez:


No kill me with laugh!

I hardly talk here bro...but let me tell u, You will go far in this!.

Your humble indeed, accept all the criticism and work better next time.


You will go far# well done

I'am here to read:

Mycrush#

Nice move though he can not afford to over look that. That was part of the campaign promise he made.


However, the most pressing need is the insurgency menace. PMB shld wake up or seek expert judgement from his predecessor

This news need one week for conformation.


Wonder wia we are heading as a Nation.

Backward or forward only time will tell.

The two men above me are so intellent....so need to talk again.


Una tri

kene05:

Yes buh the device must be mtk and also rooted

Can u pls explain d meaning of mtk?

I don't know how to go abt the rooting stuff... can u help?

axiliborha:

U again?

axiliborha:

U no go leave me

axiliborha:
lool

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