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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by PattyCake: 11:54pm On Jul 18, 2017

Ibime:
Nice punch. Let's clap for Nosa.

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Hahahhahaha what a pathetic loser you went in hiding and spent 2 hours trying to get a child to clap for the internet

By the way did you obtain permission from the girls real father to splatter her face all over a SPORTS SECTION?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by PattyCake: 11:20pm On Jul 18, 2017

Skimpledawg:
It is shocking man.. But all the same, nice one pattycake

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by PattyCake: 10:31pm On Jul 18, 2017

Ibime:
The human nose also keeps growing till 23-25. If Eniola Badmus can fit in someone's nose at 19, then definitely Big Pun and Biggie Smalls would be able to fit in by 23-25.

See you are not making sense,
Unlike "Big Pun And biggie smalls" they were original and could spit new punchlines unlike you...Raumdeter was right about you, the only thing in that obtuse skull of yours is fat no brain no sense little wonder your wife cuckholded you so as not to raise another dunce
Like you.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by PattyCake: 10:16pm On Jul 18, 2017

Some people just won't use their brains and insist on getting the last word do you know the male body grows till like 23-25 So it's quite possible he filled out his shoulders or got bigger since when last ESPN took the measurements besides is it ESPN or Chelsea that Batman is playing for.

Mr Fool take your L and make it into some edible food.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by PattyCake: 9:03pm On Jul 18, 2017

sod09:
Will That give u epl trophy this coming season
Wailing slowpoke

No But I won't be the one wailing in Kazakhstan on a Thursday night...Mumu Stan.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by PattyCake: 8:13pm On Jul 18, 2017

sod09:
lmao
I said it you guys are crazy here....common sense should tell you he's saying the truth
lunatic
Btw u so painyou blind to see my sarcarstic comment
Mumu,think B4 u write u refuse

So you are a sarcastic fool?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by PattyCake: 7:16pm On Jul 18, 2017

Spy360:
The hyperinflation of the market will lead to a burst where clubs would be forced to train their own players; such that if they really need to buy, they must pay heavily.

sod09:
hmmm Legendary quote for the veteran himself
u Right though

Fool hailing Fool.

I hope with your hyperinflation you will win this season yeah?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by PattyCake: 5:17pm On Jul 18, 2017

Neymar to PSG IS AS GOOD AS Some people becoming doctors.

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Health › Re: 5 Types Of People You Are Likely To Meet At A Lagos Gym by PattyCake: 5:11pm On Jul 18, 2017

AmoryBlacq:
Are you a fan?

fan of?

Health › Re: 5 Types Of People You Are Likely To Meet At A Lagos Gym by PattyCake: 3:21pm On Jul 18, 2017

It seems Lagos gyms and Maryland Gyms are not to dissimilar or maybe that's just how gyms are in general besides OP it's against the rules to be shirtless or wearing wifebeaters , I was at one gym in Baltimore I don't even know what was worse...The Useless group of girls taking selfies and disturbing everyone with shutter noises or the fake ass body builder that kept banging the weights on the floor and moaning like a cuntt.

Anyways, it's my fault, I will never forget my headphones again, I recommend every gym goer to invest in noise cancelling ones.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by PattyCake: 1:34pm On Jul 18, 2017

Actually, Fellaini has earned his place at the squad...Only Bellends will call for him to be sold...Im quite happy with him as a sub.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by PattyCake: 1:15pm On Jul 18, 2017

Valencia is a tough guy, he was simply helping the baby of the locker room Mata...Just look at the Nike Tiempos he's wearing, it's quite clear he doesn't tolerate rubbish.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by PattyCake: 7:42am On Jul 18, 2017

Timothy Fosu Mensah will give Valencia a run for his money next Season other than that, the team was utter rubbish.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by PattyCake: 2:43pm On Jul 17, 2017

diggz:
Guy how come u left the battle after round 2 yesterday?

Like I said i had no intention of Sparring with DIRTY WHORES, That's in the past now,
The future is what we look forward to.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by PattyCake: 1:53pm On Jul 17, 2017

diggz:
4) send a quack dockita to further fvck his legs up

Hehe

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by PattyCake: 9:50pm On Jul 16, 2017

bigkesh:
I dey flex with your forefathers like Funlord and Afrodoc,you this mistake too want yarn

God must have moulded your brains with the little sands left after he used up all the useful sand on Einstein's

If you are the sperm that won,one must wonder what kinda genetic disorder your family is fighting

Idoits with small brain.......Lukaku's first touch is heavier than your brain

[b]Littlekesh with little brains and even "littler" wits...You try to crack dry jokes but they are as dry as your mom's vagina, little wonder she gave birth to a dry specimen like you.

You are no better than the #400 whores funlord fvcks ,
Look at you shamelessly peddling yourself all over the place, you have an unhealthy obsession with Celebrities because you know your worthless life can never amount to anything from Hazardfan to chelseafan to bigkesh (Useless brother of lilkesh) to conteholic to God knows what else...Nigga you a pereniall failure that takes solace in lifes of celebrities.

Graduated from Grad school or is it medical schooo?
Who passed a nonentity like you, Broke ass quack doctor...SPITS...I doubt you even have a residency,
YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT ATTENTION...NIGGA YOU A FVCKING attention LovePeddler, I bet you one of the faggs that tweets Heart emojis under superstars with names like "Hazardfanboy".

Any little achievement you make in life you come here peddling it, graduate from illegal university , you will broadcast here, it's your birthday? The whole section must know...Anyways today is a holy day, I have no intention of Sparring with DIRTY WHORES. [/b]

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by PattyCake: 9:15pm On Jul 16, 2017

Little kesh must have been a prostitute In his previous Life from Asskissing Mourinho to declaring Conte is the best thing since flavored Condoms...From Chanting Lukaku to Shamelessly Bashing him...Guy Fear God.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by PattyCake: 2:33pm On Jul 16, 2017

Elnino4ladies:
Terrible first touch and awful finishing. You all know the player I'm talking about

Terrible first touch? ah yes, it must be a rapist, they are the only ones that manhandle women with their touch, awful finishing? Yep, they are 2 minutes men...Dude why are you telling us about your sex life?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by PattyCake: 10:13am On Jul 16, 2017

CapitalCee:
What is this guy saying? Which first touch?

im sure you didnt watch the match.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by PattyCake: 9:23am On Jul 16, 2017

Man Lukakus Touch is outrageous, i havent seen touch that bad since forever.

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