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Crime / Re: Invictus Obi Accuses FBI Of Searching His Phones, Laptops Illegally by PaulSimon2020: 4:46pm
I thought this dude was smart, he should have pleaded guilty in order to reduce his prison time. Instead, he's allowing some stupid con lying lawyers with weak and watery arguments to deceive him into pleading not guilty. If you do the crime, be ready to do the time. Nwanne, shut the fuuckk up and go do your time! cool cool
Health / Re: Stop Using Saliva As Sex Lubricant - Medical Expert Warns by PaulSimon2020: 10:21pm On Feb 22
Water-based lubricant is the best, it doesn't leave you messy and oily at all grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Tacha Ships Her Benz To The UK For Use by PaulSimon2020: 9:21pm On Feb 22
Fake ass illiterate and smelly bitches. Who ships a vehicle from Nigeria to UK just for a silly meet and greet. Moreover, that vehicle will not even get to UK in March unless it's flown and who dash her money for that. The rental fee has expired, she's just sending it back to the owner grin grin. Look carefully, the tag is still on the vehicle grin grin

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Travel / Re: Outrage As French Officials Wrap Man In Nylon For Deportation by PaulSimon2020: 8:17pm On Feb 22
The same francophone countries they such like a leech. How I wish African leaders were not this gullible #smh
Family / Re: My Husband Keeps Looking At Other Women, Winks At My Friends by PaulSimon2020: 6:41pm On Feb 22
Op, you saw all the signs but still allowed your emotions to cloud your reasoning. You are the only one who wears the shoes and know where it pains. If the pain is too much take a walk, else stay and bear the consequences of your ill decision. Good luck! cool cool
Sports / Re: The Reasons Why Anthony Oluwafemi Joshua Will Always Be in Nigeria by PaulSimon2020: 4:44pm On Feb 22
Nigeria is only sweet if you have money. Please, if you don't have money and have opportunity to leave Nigeria, run don't walk. I only come to Nigeria cos of it's lawlessness, with a few thousands of dollars in my pocket, I can do anything I want cool cool

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Travel / Re: With N20M, Should I Travel To USA Or Stay In Nigeria? by PaulSimon2020: 8:46am On Feb 22
How did you make the 20m? Why can't you continue the same thing that gave you 20m? Settling down in USA is not as easy as you make it to look. If you must come to US, make sure you come as a student. Anything, short of that, you are on your own! Good luck and don't allow agents to swindle you of your hard earned money!

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Crime / Re: 13-Year-Old Student Commits Suicide By Drinking Sniper In Lagos by PaulSimon2020: 7:13pm On Feb 21
Why can't that sniper product be banned. What else does it even do aside killing people? cool cool
Celebrities / Re: Pete Edochie: Any Man Who Kneels Down To Propose To A Girl Is A Fool by PaulSimon2020: 11:41pm On Feb 20
Gbam! Real men don't kneel down to propose to a woman. Only weaklings, sissies and punks kneel down for a woman!
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Eke And Willie Xo On A Romantic Date Together In London by PaulSimon2020: 11:57am On Feb 20
This mgbeke girl is always trying so hard to look classy. All for the gram #smh
Family / Re: Husband is disappointed that we are having another girl by PaulSimon2020: 11:11pm On Feb 19
Psalme91:
It is almost 4AM my husband hasn’t come home yet, just because we found out that I am carrying another baby girl. I’m in pains. I don’t know what I have done to deserve all this .

Please help me beg God if I offended him unknowingly to please forgive me and blessed me with baby boys ( triplets). Please
You must have married an illiterate. Doesn't he know that the Y-Chromosome that triggers male child, can only be donated by the father? What kind of a cave man did you get married to? #facepalm

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Health / Re: Marathon Sex: The Evil Of 'Harder! Harder' by PaulSimon2020: 6:08pm On Feb 16
JasonScoolari:
Like I said last year and I will say again,



"I don’t owe any girl orgasm, once i cum, i cum. We both started the same time.
I’ll leave the dick for you sha, if you like ride it, bend on it, jump on it, it’s your problem, HUSTLE for your orgasm.

I can't come and kill myself because I want to go 2hrs on top of a pussy".


https://www.nairaland.com/5115552/tramadol-3-futo-students-die#77247922
Thug life grin grin grin grin

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Health / Re: Coronavirus Hits Africa, Egypt Records First Case by PaulSimon2020: 2:53pm On Feb 15
That's not good at all cool cool
Science/Technology / Re: Car-Sized Prehistoric South American Turtle Was Built For Battle by PaulSimon2020: 2:50pm On Feb 15
Sirheny007:
The other one was 330,000,000 million years ago.
This one is 13,000,000million years ago.
Please,
How accurate is carbon dating?
Very accurate, maybe with a little margin of errors. Every organism/animal that existed on Earth had certain amount of organic materials in them. The rate of the decay of the organic matter between when they died and now is actually what they calculate. So, it could be pretty accurate cool cool

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Crime / Re: Batista & Ide: Nigerian Stoned His Fellow Nigerian To Death In South Africa by PaulSimon2020: 12:56pm On Feb 12
The best thing you can do for yourself outside Nigeria is to avoid Nigerians as a plague. RIP to the dead.

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Romance / Re: Couple Got Married 32ft Underwater In The Caribbean Sea (Photo) by PaulSimon2020: 6:04pm On Feb 11
czarr:
Amazing.

I have it in mind to do my own under a volcano.
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Celebrities / Re: Favour Umeike Celebrates Her Birthday Today With Sultry Photos by PaulSimon2020: 11:39pm On Feb 05
Israelconcepts:
Alex reportsgrin

Synonym: beauty Queen, Ned, Regina Nwoko, pageantry, fake awards.
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Travel / Re: Case Complete At NVC For IR1/CR1 Immigrant Visa by PaulSimon2020: 7:26am On Feb 02
xcesspower:
Please if you have been documentarily qualified does the ban also affect you?
Yes, unfortunately.
Family / Re: My Wife Is A Thief & Greedy: My One-Month Marriage About To Crash by PaulSimon2020: 7:57pm On Jan 31
That's a tough situation to be in. Have you tried to find out what's she's doing with all the money? I just hope she's not spending it on another dude elsewhere! Heart of a woman is like a deep blue sea, hard to get to the bottom. Follow her with wisdom and try to find our where all the money is going! Good luck cool cool
Foreign Affairs / Re: E. Jean Carroll Seeks Trump's DNA Over Rape Accusation by PaulSimon2020: 11:10pm On Jan 30
healthserve:
What a wicked world. Can you imagine the wickedness in the heart of this woman.


This isn't seeking justice but trying to tarnish one's person and pull them out of the spotlight. 1990.


The world has experienced over 100 billion fvcks between now and then. What an audacious witxh


I'm sure she can't also be sure they both ever had an affair. Jezebel



Whether the world powers like it or not we're not returning to the Barack Obama cowardly styeld leadership, not even through his proxies Hilary Clinton or Michelle. Trump isn't going anywhere anytime soon
A numbskull, pray your daughter or sister doesn't get raped to see how traumatizing it is. Idiot!
Business / Re: $4800 Sent To Me By My Brother Has Been Hijacked By Nigeria Customs by PaulSimon2020: 12:15am On Jan 30
seangy4konji:
which prison?

Alaye go to their office and claim your package since they have accepted to have money in it...valuablenitwms are sent through courier. Even USA dollars would allow you carry. 1 million dollars in cash of you can prove the moneynis legitimate...

Will you height me we go together and I claim 25% after we retrieve it

Know your right in Nigeria. Yea you found money. Go their and prove it was legitatwly sent and get your money without bronong. Am sure the people are the top can see this thread. Know your right in Nigeria. Hut not with jihadost and Sars kidnappers and aed robbers.

We are living in bomdage. Poverty capital of the world.

PS..it might also be local scam of percel sent to me from a distant brother,use so so amount to recover it...your brother could have used transferwoee and a lot of online transfer service you get the cash alert in your bank acct without leaving the comfort of your room.
Damn bro, you killed English here. Next time, abeg write in your dialect! grin grin

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Business / Re: $4800 Sent To Me By My Brother Has Been Hijacked By Nigeria Customs by PaulSimon2020: 12:08am On Jan 30
abiolap89:
He his a citizen of that country nd he can't use western union cause he has no domincilary account nd besides he wanted to deliver goods to me so used d opportunity to stash the cash in there
You don't need a domiciliary account to send money via Western Union or MoneyGram. I can't believe people still fall for this cheap scam in 2020. There are so many fools in this life sha! cool cool

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Travel / Re: Trump To Ban 2-Year Visa For Nigerians by PaulSimon2020: 9:27pm On Jan 24
Unitedabby:
abi? Both the gullible Trump supporters and sensible ones �
Is there any Trump supporter that is sensible? I haven't seen one actually! grin grin
Travel / Re: Which Country Can I Travel To With 1 Million Naira by PaulSimon2020: 9:18pm On Jan 24
diara21:

Bro why won't you suggest Asians world? Have a reason for asking though. A friend introduced me to an agent here in Nigeria and the agent said he is going to get me japan visa for 350k, according to the agent he said I will be going for Olympics and from there I can Japa after the Olympics and find my way. but my fear is i don't know anyone in Japan and the agent as well said he doesn't know anyone there.
Bro, use your head before they scam you again!

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: Parents Abandon Kids At China Airport by PaulSimon2020: 6:45pm On Jan 24
sleeknaija:


Too bad
Yeah, it is bad. I just hope this is not a bio weapon gone wrong! cool cool

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: Parents Abandon Kids At China Airport by PaulSimon2020: 6:40pm On Jan 24
All man to his own, survival of the fittest! grin grin

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Politics / Re: Lauretta Onochie Accuses Obasanjo, Ezekwesili Of Influencing Corruption Index by PaulSimon2020: 6:37pm On Jan 24
One general characteristic rules for failures is "blame game". Blame everyone else except me, for my own failures! grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Mike Ezuruonye Undergoes Eye Surgery by PaulSimon2020: 6:30pm On Jan 24
Liar, na only you dey act film? Why hasn't it happened to all the hollywood movie stars? That shit happens to people that live close to the equator due to excessive exposure to the sun not movie cameras! Anything to trend on social media #LongHiss

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Celebrities / Re: Ned Nwoko Receives KANU Nwankwo, Holds Discussion On First Sport University by PaulSimon2020: 3:13pm On Jan 24
Is that Make America Great again hat, that Kanu was wearing? Why is this Ned everywhere these days, what's he up to?
Foreign Affairs / Re: US Senators Play Video Games, Sleep During Trump Impeachment Hearing by PaulSimon2020: 3:10pm On Jan 24
Sleeping during the trial, yes I have seen a few. But playing games, that's a lie cos cellphones and other electronic gadgets are not allowed into the venue!
Crime / Re: Jos Sex Video: For N30,000, Married Women, Girls Engage In ‘Immoral Act’ by PaulSimon2020: 2:19pm On Jan 24
donstan18:
30, 000 is fvcking much and shouldn't be something to ashamed of, because an average Nigerian woman[Married or not] will comfortably indulge in such act if promised to make her a Whatsap group admin.
Thug life grin grin
Romance / Re: I'm Still Communicating With My Married EX by PaulSimon2020: 2:15pm On Jan 24
Block the idiot, it's that simple unless you are willing to commit adultery and be rest assured that someone else will do that to your own wife. Karma is a bitch!

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