₦airaland Forum

mysticgal:
OK, I like Syria, the place is quite serene and romantic, do you mind

no be only Syria nah afghanistan I mean wre we fit enjoy love not. War zone

menabae:
nah yoke u dey abi?well I no binu tele.. Same to u too

wre u dey go for this val?

mysticgal:
Really, where she nah

mysticgal o cos.........wre we dey go do our Val ooooh?

mysticgal:
It is true nah

chai! I don get Val

mytime24:
Cubbish

cum and dash me this ur shoe naaah

menabae:
does everything av to revolve around sex?

oya kpele no vexx u knw most guyz don joke with that aspect u knw All the same happy Val in adv.

purplejane:
That's me.

u cute,why dnt u pt it on ur dp? Or u dnt wnt doz NL guys sending u pm?

nellaluv:

hmmm

pinkycute:
Your last statement looks childish @Op nobody is gargling her with you

And I guess, you just came here to show yourself, Or to tell us that, your girlfriend who loves you so much now lives in USA. Well that's your headache not mine go and bring her back, since she didn't tell you.

u sound pained,person carry ur visa money run?*jez saying@op dnt mind wat any1 is saying,if u guys wre meant to be i tell u ntn and nobody cn change that. . .#follow ur heart.

purplejane:
And you are?

the only amebo man on NL and also a monitoring spirit. . Anyways thats me on my dp,ntn to hide even wen we knw we ugly,me proud of masef.

menabae:
For the fun of it

and s3x is part of it i gues?

menabae:
so u knws guy luvs sweet things buh when is bitter they took to their heels hmmm

biko xplain to me cos am a jjc in this biz. . .wich one is sweet & bitter tinz?

purplejane:
Your location matters,Dee.
So.where are you?

lets see ur pix nah. . .abi u the one on ur dp

SexyCeline:
Don't mind that clueless dude. He tot he could get me angry easily. Btw it's bin long i saw any update from you @ facebook.

all those hips 4 only u Hmmm

sinaj:
monitorin spirit


Sombori cnt do bad tin Bhind ur back

iffa hear,i must catch u Whether in the dark or open.

sinaj:

ur head shldnt swell mch ooh

ellacute45:
okpo

na ladies be okpo nah Or u fit use olosho btrstill ashapa

BumBae:
Lol y u always ask me .... Im not her personal assist that knows her schedule ... Saw her her few days back .. Im sure u too did lol meanwhile just send her a msg or quote her


PLay boy u don marry yet ?

nah u i wan marry nah. . . .waiting 4 u.

ellacute45:
question by saying is it the Germany in ibadan??YOU ARE RUDE

u wld have said NO, its the germany in osogbo #shikena case closed.

Margauxluv:
U need knock on ur big head lik HHH,

Lol. . . .must u retaliate

Twaci:
Bruce Jack

hahahaha WEREY! Bruce jack ko,jack bauer ni

Twaci:
And he's here forming Bruce

bruce willis or bruce lee?

Oliviaarims:
I'm not the OP...

am asking u jawe b4 i go ahead wit mah planz

Naijasinglegirl:
Dear Nigerian boyfriends

We hope that you and your ATM card are getting ready for Sunday?
In no particular order, below are a list of items we WOULD NO LONGER accept as Valentine day gifts.

BBM BC’s
Whatsapp BC’s
BBM PM Shoutouts
Instagram Woman Crush Sunday.
Romantic sms except it is accompanied with a credit alert.
Card: Soft and hard copies. This is not applicable to recharge cards. Please note the s.
Leaves/Flowers: Fresh, rubber, dried, scented, unscented, cooked and uncooked.
Perfumes from an unnamed designer: That type that stains cloth and produces rashes.
Cheap jewelries made out of copper, steel, zinc and iron.
Cheap chocolates.
Rice & Chicken in Mr Biggs nylon.

However, while we are still saving for your Bentley, we expect that you’d receive your regular valentine pack of a handkerchief, a singlet and a boxer with sincere appreciation as these three items connotes a deep meaning that has more value than silver and gold.
A white handkerchief signifies gratitude. We are indirectly apologising for all the times we made you sweat and thanking you for sticking with us.
All the wonderful things you could use your handkerchief for
You boys never have more than three singlets. This is why we keep adding another one year after year.
We wouldn’t be giving you briefs/boxers if we haven’t envisage a future with you. We care about your body & the packaging of reproductive organs.
Extras of ties and cufflinks, who doesn’t like a perfect gentleman?

In addition to the above, you are expected to observe the following rules from now till 15th February.
– You are not allowed to take any one week impromptu trip to the village to visit your uncle’s brother husband. No fake business trips! No disappearing acts!
– You are advised not to fake any form of terminal disease or sickness. Be warned.
– No bad phone, bad network, bad battery, phone speaker is bad , power button is not working excuses.
– No ‘ATM is not working or card has been blocked’ excuses. You have from now till Friday to register your BVN.
– You are advised to increase your tolerance level for all our excesses. No ‘we should go on a break’ ‘It’s not you, it’s me’ or ‘I have been thinking about this relationship’ speech will be accepted.
– Third service, fourth service, prayer meeting, youth meeting and fasting MUST NOT be used as an excuse come Sunday the 14th.

Please pass to respective parties. We thank you in advance for understanding.

Signed:
By @Naijasinglegirl,
On behalf of girlfriends in Nigeria.

http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/open-letter-nigerian-boyfriends

shoro niyen

LaDivva:

only this kiss wont solve it ooh cos am so angry that a cow has to go dwn

QueenValerie:
Haha. No,I'd handle him with gentle hands.

hmmm Seems som1 is in love

Margauxluv:
:Pshutup

u need cane on that ur flat bum like polythene bag

Uchesis:
except she is a virgin.
If she's not, bros anoda guy dey chop ur food o.

is it possible to date a gal that's not a virgin for 4yrs witout having s3x wit her? I dnt fink so,anyways this one nah tear rubber

Margauxluv:

guilty as charged

Diddyydiva:
I dunno

am here to search for a new one

anyways search very well,4 ow lng hv u been dre? Anyways we nw have a new president,his name is bubu

tchidi:
My own may 1st? . Yay!!!!!! #hugs. Birthday mate...

taurus also. . .april 25.

Oliviaarims:
..Hawayu?

pope