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-In the next 12 hours, Cöte d'Ivoire will be taking on Nigeria. However, my money is on Cöte d'Ivoire to win the trophy because:

1. They have been a great host.

2. They have provided fantastic music and entertainment. See how everyone dances to that banger - Coup de Marteu.

3. The God of soccer gave them a second chance and they humbly accepted it and literally ran with it.

4. Their young coach deserves it. It's fantastic to see the youth doing well in their chosen profession. The pure joy on the coach face and his youthful celebrations when his team win, is fantastic to watch.

-Good luck to the Elephants of Cöte d'Ivoire and congratulations 🎊 to Ivorians!

- National Bureau of Statistics ke?

- "Na Statistics we go chop" - "Chicago-trained" Accountant Tinubu.


-Things can only get worse in Nigeria. The Fulani-Yoruba combo has stolen the British-experiment dry.

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-Ha! I hope the nyash are clean and breasts firm like timber. Let the protests begin, I take God beg una.

-She said; E bi mpa waoo! Wetin that one mean?

-Funny people.

aribisala0:
psychotic loony

-Mtchew! Tw at.

aribisala0:

Definitely you are in need of a psychiatrist

-Boring pleb.

aribisala0:

God
You are in need of psychiatric care

-No. Oluwa.

-That toxic authoritarian personality of yours stinks.

aribisala0:

Shut up and naff off

-Silly chap, conniving with thieving politicians to gaslight poor unfortunate people in Nigeria. God is watching you.

aribisala0:

Why do you have to bring my children into a conversation on Nairaland?
What makes you think they are your age mates?
Many of you have no manners ,no lineage ,no home training. You think everyone here is your father's coeval

-Go and take a seat young man.

-By the way; that hatchet job you're doing on this forum for those thieving politicians is pure evil.

-This barbarians again? This is very horrible. May God rest the gentle soul and give his family and friends the fortitude to bear this irreparable loss.

-Vulnerable people are really endangered in that Waste Side.

profjid:
Wow Nigeria isn't there

-Nigeria is the den of ruthless kidnappers. The embarrassment start from your ever begging Nigerian immigration officials, customs and airport urchins.

-The YouTube is full of videos of kidnapped survivors giving account of their ordeals.

-Nigeria is rubbing shoulders with Somalia.

-Which normal human wants to freely visit such habitat of wild animals?

aribisala0:

The problem is many of you talk ignorantly without informing yourself properly of either the law or reality on ground

What is the function of the Ministry of Power in your understanding?

Yes we have a power problem

The Minister of Power has no power to do anything

Based on legislation passed under Jonathan before he left office power is effectively privatised
Like Mobile Telephony
Let me quote Fashola

Since Privatization took place, one of the things that have happened is that the size of the Ministry of Power shrank significantly”.

“I think our staff strength before I came was in the region of 15,000 and all of that is now less than a thousand people

If you don't known What the legal or lawful function of the Ministry Jehovah you criticize

States can now generate and distribute
Let all the states sort themselves out

-Ahaa! Making excuses for failure again? I don't envy you, you must feed your children. Don't you.

olabigeb:
Good evening, please am a first timer here and I need an advices on certain issue going on between I and my man.
We moved to the Uk last year via student visa along the line we had a baby here meanwhile we already had a daughter from Nigeria. My newborn is barely 3 month and my husband want us all to move to the US next year after his study here via student visa(for PhD) I understand the fact that he wants the best for us but am scared to break the 5 years ILR immigration rule and also scared in breaking the chance of my son getting his British passport. Because I don’t know how easy it is to get green card/ settlement in the US.

-Follow your man's lead.

-What ILR are you talking about? You're just a dependant of a temporary visa holder (student), which doesn't count towards Indefinite Leave to Remain in the UK.

-The US immigration policy is fairly humane than the UK policy.

-Which British passport for your child? 😆 Women smh

aribisala0:


The economy is not on the brink of collapse
Dollar exchange rate is not what determines our economy

The dollar exchanged for 75 kobo when Buhari took over in 1983 in 1998 when the military left it was 80 Naira

That is the equivalent of moving from 500 to 1 to 50000 to 1 in 16 years
So all you kids With your catastrophization talk should remember we have seen worse
a lot worse under Babangida and his so called structural adjustment programme.
Yes in 1984 a bottle of coke was 30 kobo and a loaf of bread 10 kobo what did it cost when they left in 1999?

We have seen he'll in this country . Imagine what was happening every single year under the military for the Naira dollar exchange rate to shift from 75 kobo to 80:Naira in 16 years

It moved from that 75 kobo in 1983 to Four Naira in 1985 when Babangida took over in less than two years
At some point Babangida was quoted as saying he did not understand why the economy had not collapsed

-When Buhari, the illiterate Jihadist, and his gang ceased power in 1983, 20 Naira was exchanging for $17.65. But I get your point; Tinubu, the fraudulent druggie, is aiming to outdo Babangida, the big thief.

-Last last Somalia will be better than Nigeria.

-We are solidly behind you, Mazi Nnamdi Kanu.

-Your prophecy that Nigeria will become Somalia is already happening sooner than we thought.

-Long Live Biafra! Long Live Nnamdi Kanu!! Isee!!!

-Nigeria, a failed British experiment.

missoredipe:
Hello everyone, Does the UK accept local government marriage certificates?

-Yes. I'm assuming it has the Local government stamp and signature as well.

-What do you expect from a known fraudulent International drug dealer? 🤔

-It can only get worse. Get ready to buy a loaf of bread with a bundle of that useless Naira. Somalia loading .

deji300:
Need explanation

-It means you applied for the wrong visa (Health and care worker), instead of Skilled worker visa. And on the 13th of December, they offered you a chance to withdraw your application and maybe apply for the correct one, then pay the correct fee and also the IHS fee, but you didn't take the offer. So they made a decision based on your wrong application and the information provided by your sponsor. I'm assuming your employer/sponsor didn't state on your COS that you're being employed to work in Health or social care sector.

-Note: Skilled Worker visa attracts different visa fee than the Health and care visa. Also Skilled worker visa applications attracts the mandatory IHS fees unlike the Health and care visa.

-I hope that explains it for you. I think you need to reapply, then pay the actual visa fee and the IHS, if your employment is still valid.

-This old chap, Soyinka, was a brilliant writer but outside that, he doesn't realise how daft he sounds. This is the inherent problem with intellectuals, they don't realise that having spent so much time in one field, it means they are probably clueless in things outside their narrow fields. A wise intellectual would speak with caution and humility, and accepts his limitations, but not this dangerous cultist.

-Wole Soyinka is either a hypocrite or playing an ethnic script. I would advise the youth not to listen to him anytime he is talking about things outside English language and or Literature.

-My God! This is really embarrassing to watch. What sort of Zoo animals are those police illiterates? These are the type that shoot and kill people who try to educate them on what the law actually states.

-Nigerian police? Avoid them; they are the lowest of the low.

omenka:
Let me add. As I exit the forum, I desire every self written (by me) article here to be deleted. Their quotations and every other traces of them should be deleted. They are all protected under our copyright laws.

I published them myself, you never paid a penny for them, so have no rights to them. And I'm demanding that they be taken down.

Anything other than this might attract legal consequences.

Take note.

-They won't be deleted. Let the internet save your bigotry and tribalism for the future generations.

omenka:
Dear Seun Osewa

I'd waste no time in going straight to the point of this thread.

For the umpteenth time, I was unduly banned for responding to a provocative comment directed at my person. Your Mods, after reporting the user several times, looked the other way and banned me for responding in kind to the said comment.

Upon serving my ban, I deliberately refused to log back into the forum, given you and your moderators appear to have totally lost control of your creation. Today, I wanted to deactivate my handle and noticed that isn't possible.

Nairaland isn't what it used to be and may never be, because you've chosen to be such a coward in wheilding the big stick against those who violate the same rules you set for the forum. I have contributed in no small measure to the discussion here, with numerous personally written articles which I published nowhere else but here. The days when we had real debates here, before the birth of TAN, ATIKULATES, and then IPOB, and OBIDIENTS.

All I requested was the application of your rules in equal measure across board. You have totally failed in this responsibility and I sincerely doubt you plan to do any better. If you can't enforce your own rules, then leave the field open to members to deal with the stench of their own farts.

Whatever it is, enable those of us who desire to leave the forum to do so in peace as anything otherwise is equivalent holding us hostage. Let the dogs you have created by your aloofness have the forum. I and a couple other persons are NO LONGER INTERESTED.

Peace. ✌️

-Good to see that the monster you and your 8 friends created on this forum is now hunting you and has given you heavy mental breakdown. Others to follow!

-We warned you lots that a child who refused to allow his mother to sleep will also lose sleep. Jog on and never come back here!

MumEmdy:


Some infection are not usually caused by being sexually active or d use of public toilet e g yeast infection etc.

-You're right. Vagina is the favourite habitat of Candida albicans.

-OP, you need to see your doctor.

aljharem:
The unity of yorubas and igbos is based on respect.

Yorubas have no issues with igbos. You cannot be disrespecting yorubas and expect them not to defend themselves.

Are there yorubas that provoke igbos ? Yes there are.

We all need to respect each other for the sake of the future generations

-This man. You still dey this street since 2010.

-Sounds about right. The competition for decent partners in the UK, just like any developed Nation, is very fierce.

- Any single and free lady in the UK looking for a serious relationship should drop me a message. I have someone, who is permanently resident in the UK, for you.

-Billing from a Nigerian female should be No. 1.

-Put concisely; Billing is Female.

pfadom:
Senseless being! Even here in America, the Americans both native and immigrants pray for God to bless America.

You don't have to spend hours in the church, mosques or shrine, before you wish yourself or nation well.

Work hard as if it depends on work, and be positive minded too.

-Mtchew!

-Good. Very good.

sandygechy:
You are the poor one! I will never be poor in my life!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Have u cooked dinner?

-Mtchew.