- Good. Very good.

- This reminds me of the Phineas Gage freak accident whilst working in the same construction industry in the same US.

- Good luck for the rest of the life, man! You're definitely an inspiration and will be remembered for many years after you're gone.

- All the best man!

-Mazi Nnamdi Kanu, our indefatigable leader, We the Indigenous People of Biafra are solidly behind you. At the end, Justice shall be done and Biafrans shall be free from the failed British experiment called Nigeria.

-Let the baboons and monkeys keep dancing to the tune played for them by their slave masters. One day, Justice shall prevail in Africa and the true African people will rise and build their God-given Nations. Isee!

-God Bless the Republic of Biafra, God bless all Biafrans Worldwide! Isee!!

Goodlady:

We are getting there. Soon the world ll embrace feminism and more women ll be in power. As for you, if I jam you for real life, you d be a good slave. Maybe to be cutting garden grass or washing clothes & pants.

-Tah! Go and take several seats with your loser's post. Frustrated cunt!

Goodlady:
Don't kill yourself.
Not cos of men cos they're scumbags.
If you see a man that doesn't fornicate, it's cos he's not financially buoyant.
Once they get small change and manage to buy Lexus 350, their prick ll be salivating over young girls. You'd see them calling all girls, when ll you come to my house, come to my house, have you eaten?
Until they carry a mammy water!
Aye okunrin mi ti baje via afowofa!
The world ll be better if we v women as leaders, especially this Nigeria.

-Lol . It's a man's world, if you don't like it you know where they sale bleach. Don't you?

-Because you have been left on the shelf by good lads, doesn't mean you should come online to constitute nuisance.

Beremx:
stupid question. When was the last time you read my posts supporting APC?

-It appears you're very thick. Ever met a farmer who planted apple but reaped pear?

-First ban the use of under-age human beings as maids. It must be a criminal offence to engage a child in any form of Labour in this day and age.

-Secondly, in addition to holding the perpetrators of this heinous crimes accountable; there need to be victim-compensation scheme, paid for by criminals. Proceeds from criminal activities should be seized, sold and handed over to victims such as in this case.

-God forbid 🚫 bad thing.

Beremx:
So las las Tinubu will complete the rail lines from Nigeria to Niger just to please Buhari?
Of what economic importance is the rail lines?

Nigeria is finished

-I thought you're one of the Nairaland promoters of this APC right from Adam. What has changed?

MrBroke:



If i wan japa I for don japa na.

-You do not have to. Nigeria needs MrBroke, MrBroke needs Nigeria.

MrBroke:
Mind in Africa body in Africa. Na my villiage b dis, West na 4 visit nothing dey there

-My second wife said as much, but now she is dragging UK settlement application form with my kids.

-We know your type. Shebi your country elites and their children that have permanent residency in Europe and the USA no get sense.

post=128707069:
Hmmmmmm

-Is it fantastically bad news enough for you?

-What can I say, that hasn't been said before about The Zoo called Nigeria. A supposed country that was setup as a business by the ruthless colonial Brits, now held "together" at gunpoint.

-Nigeria, indeed, happened to him. Rest In Peace, Mr. Ade.

-Somalia loading...

-In the next 12 hours, Cöte d'Ivoire will be taking on Nigeria. However, my money is on Cöte d'Ivoire to win the trophy because:

1. They have been a great host.

2. They have provided fantastic music and entertainment. See how everyone dances to that banger - Coup de Marteu.

3. The God of soccer gave them a second chance and they humbly accepted it and literally ran with it.

4. Their young coach deserves it. It's fantastic to see the youth doing well in their chosen profession. The pure joy on the coach face and his youthful celebrations when his team win, is fantastic to watch.

-Good luck to the Elephants of Cöte d'Ivoire and congratulations 🎊 to Ivorians!

- National Bureau of Statistics ke?

- "Na Statistics we go chop" - "Chicago-trained" Accountant Tinubu.


-Things can only get worse in Nigeria. The Fulani-Yoruba combo has stolen the British-experiment dry.

-Somalia loading ...

-Ha! I hope the nyash are clean and breasts firm like timber. Let the protests begin, I take God beg una.

-She said; E bi mpa waoo! Wetin that one mean?

-Funny people.

aribisala0:
psychotic loony

-Mtchew! Tw at.

aribisala0:

Definitely you are in need of a psychiatrist

-Boring pleb.

aribisala0:

God
You are in need of psychiatric care

-No. Oluwa.

-That toxic authoritarian personality of yours stinks.

aribisala0:

Shut up and naff off

-Silly chap, conniving with thieving politicians to gaslight poor unfortunate people in Nigeria. God is watching you.

aribisala0:

Why do you have to bring my children into a conversation on Nairaland?
What makes you think they are your age mates?
Many of you have no manners ,no lineage ,no home training. You think everyone here is your father's coeval

-Go and take a seat young man.

-By the way; that hatchet job you're doing on this forum for those thieving politicians is pure evil.

-This barbarians again? This is very horrible. May God rest the gentle soul and give his family and friends the fortitude to bear this irreparable loss.

-Vulnerable people are really endangered in that Waste Side.

profjid:
Wow Nigeria isn't there

-Nigeria is the den of ruthless kidnappers. The embarrassment start from your ever begging Nigerian immigration officials, customs and airport urchins.

-The YouTube is full of videos of kidnapped survivors giving account of their ordeals.

-Nigeria is rubbing shoulders with Somalia.

-Which normal human wants to freely visit such habitat of wild animals?

aribisala0:

The problem is many of you talk ignorantly without informing yourself properly of either the law or reality on ground

What is the function of the Ministry of Power in your understanding?

Yes we have a power problem

The Minister of Power has no power to do anything

Based on legislation passed under Jonathan before he left office power is effectively privatised
Like Mobile Telephony
Let me quote Fashola

Since Privatization took place, one of the things that have happened is that the size of the Ministry of Power shrank significantly”.

“I think our staff strength before I came was in the region of 15,000 and all of that is now less than a thousand people

If you don't known What the legal or lawful function of the Ministry Jehovah you criticize

States can now generate and distribute
Let all the states sort themselves out

-Ahaa! Making excuses for failure again? I don't envy you, you must feed your children. Don't you.

olabigeb:
Good evening, please am a first timer here and I need an advices on certain issue going on between I and my man.
We moved to the Uk last year via student visa along the line we had a baby here meanwhile we already had a daughter from Nigeria. My newborn is barely 3 month and my husband want us all to move to the US next year after his study here via student visa(for PhD) I understand the fact that he wants the best for us but am scared to break the 5 years ILR immigration rule and also scared in breaking the chance of my son getting his British passport. Because I don’t know how easy it is to get green card/ settlement in the US.

-Follow your man's lead.

-What ILR are you talking about? You're just a dependant of a temporary visa holder (student), which doesn't count towards Indefinite Leave to Remain in the UK.

-The US immigration policy is fairly humane than the UK policy.

-Which British passport for your child? 😆 Women smh

aribisala0:


The economy is not on the brink of collapse
Dollar exchange rate is not what determines our economy

The dollar exchanged for 75 kobo when Buhari took over in 1983 in 1998 when the military left it was 80 Naira

That is the equivalent of moving from 500 to 1 to 50000 to 1 in 16 years
So all you kids With your catastrophization talk should remember we have seen worse
a lot worse under Babangida and his so called structural adjustment programme.
Yes in 1984 a bottle of coke was 30 kobo and a loaf of bread 10 kobo what did it cost when they left in 1999?

We have seen he'll in this country . Imagine what was happening every single year under the military for the Naira dollar exchange rate to shift from 75 kobo to 80:Naira in 16 years

It moved from that 75 kobo in 1983 to Four Naira in 1985 when Babangida took over in less than two years
At some point Babangida was quoted as saying he did not understand why the economy had not collapsed

-When Buhari, the illiterate Jihadist, and his gang ceased power in 1983, 20 Naira was exchanging for $17.65. But I get your point; Tinubu, the fraudulent druggie, is aiming to outdo Babangida, the big thief.

-Last last Somalia will be better than Nigeria.

-We are solidly behind you, Mazi Nnamdi Kanu.

-Your prophecy that Nigeria will become Somalia is already happening sooner than we thought.

-Long Live Biafra! Long Live Nnamdi Kanu!! Isee!!!

-Nigeria, a failed British experiment.

missoredipe:
Hello everyone, Does the UK accept local government marriage certificates?

-Yes. I'm assuming it has the Local government stamp and signature as well.

-What do you expect from a known fraudulent International drug dealer? 🤔

-It can only get worse. Get ready to buy a loaf of bread with a bundle of that useless Naira. Somalia loading .