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stagger: Abuja to Asaba is an 8 hour journey. What in the world were you doing at Okpella area by 5.30pm? Waoh!

Because I left late! Duh! What kind of question is that! Is it public transport that I have to leave 8am or what?

Olutola88: lmao. did you just wake up

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Hmm worst that happen to me was on route to asaba from abuja! I entered a gallop and my radiator broke /leaked!(not that I knew immediately! This was somewhere in Edo state before okpella! Worst thing is I was with a foreigner and a fully loaded car! This was around 5:30pm! 7pm we were still in the bush!(at this point I separated 150k in my pocket and tucked it into my sock I was wearing! Managed to get a number for a car to tow us! Voice on phone said 25k !At that point I knew I was in soup! I had a 3k estimate in my mind! Told him 6k last he should think about it! 20mins later still no word from him ! Had 2 call him back told him why haven't I heard from him! He said he's on he's way put ill pay 10k! I said no 7k! When he arrived you won't believe he was with 5guys all speaking what I presume to be Edo or something! I was worried but had no option! On top of that we towed car with one Flat tyre which eventually shredded!After 15 long minutes of towing finally got to destination not before the criminal demanded 1k extra! Long story short was a terrible day! Stayed in a dingy hotel in okpella 2.5k per night!Following morning! Bought brand new radiator and tire 10k /4k respectively not including workmanship! If I hadn't had a bad enough 24hours already! FRSC stopped me talking the most shit! License this/Front tire worn out/ Said they'll seize my car ! Then decided they'll seize my original document instead so as for me to make a payment into a certain account! I told them that's an inconvenience that we need a swifter resolution (fast forward) Had to part with 7k ! GOD BLESS NIGERIA

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plusoneme: You know the guy?

yup was my camp director 2! Attempted same move on a couple girls I knew! Even offered one a room in some flat + help on getting a good ppa

That short old bastard with he's cap isn't tired of fucking girls god help him! He'll jam the wrong girl one day!

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Kirinwa: You are a huge joke. Do I even need to judge you? Which of the scriptures supports tasting of fruits/ fornication. Which christian will even mention it? Rev 22:15 clearly states that fornicators shall not enter heaven so where exactly are you spending eternity?

But that's exactly what you have just done! If you went to school at all you would have realised that!I guess your without sin you fool! I guess you've not heard of confession or repentance! According to this clown people commit one sin and you going to HELL! Your ministry is moving! Go find a fellow jobless person like yourself to debate this with! I don't no bout you but I'm not been paid salary for this! While your at it go marry a prostitute who will deceive you with a long gown while claiming holy! People like you get infection on there honeymoon! MUMU ! #freethinker

Kirinwa: You have NO part in this discussion. I cast you out to Sexuality section where you belong, in Jesus name, Amen!
This thread is for christians. Your reasoning and orientations are anti-christ.

okay am a demon suddenly! You idiot! Because I refuse to be a zombie am not a christian! "Thou shall not judge" and here you are casting me out and jumping to conclusions! In the end your fooling yourself" holier than thou"

Even If they can't compete does that mean they should not try? Stupid thread!

Brainwashed nation! So someone should jump and marry the first lady he comes across, without tasting the fruits! That's how mistakes are made! What if after marriage you find out she has a tunnel in between her legs as opposed to a pinky finger sized hole! You'll be forced to abandon ship and commit another sin!

Banned by justwise in Travel for Don't create a new account when banned for breaking a rule. If you do, make sure we don't find ou. Ban expires on 7:04pm On Aug 07, 2016 !

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Been off a some days only for me to come online to find myself banned from travel section when I don't recall commenting on there! Kim Jong II is flexing he's penis! As you can see in the comment below there I was commenting on a fraud case (ademola) only for Kim Jong II to leave he's section and label me a fraudster! Please if I have obtained any bodies money through deception please say so! On top of it he's called me footlocker! Which led me to do some research on the said footlocker and I don't see any case of fraud attached to he's moniker! Will the real criminal please stand up! Justwise you stink of Dubai! Oh ye mods of nairaland take note: Seun / mukina2 /semid4lyfe /lordZOUGA / Mynd44. I wont be intimidated by this introvert dictator! Nigeria's a place where abracadabra happens Next i'll call big aunty!

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SirShymex: Oi, my man has never left his village...you need to see what he looks like. He looks like a dirty and smelly wasteman, on my mum's life. My man was tryna compete for Mr Nl looking moist , hungry, and waste stil.

Internet just gives pu.ssyholes a medium to run their mouths, and that's what irks me all the time. You know dem ones there g? I know for a fact mandem can't chat shiit to my face, they'll get face their smashed in and get chased with a stick like an athlete. I don't even need to touch these pricks, just a few youngers to get their stripes off them and leave them for dead.

Dem mans are waste. Every time I just rem the number naij mans from naij that I've saved from getting rushed on dem roads and look at the way these cu.nts run their mouths on these sides, I just shake my head in disgust. These mans are pus.sies - they all just hide behind the PC to talk tough and dat. Just a slap will put this donut to sleep.

Boy I've been doing this since donkey and Diddy Kong! I no this! He's moist enough of that delinquent! What you saying you on endz or in the jungle! And what's that paper saying! Cah true say that's the motive!

MrsBreezy: 1. I do not live in Peckham.
2. We all know Peckham is equivalent to Harlem.
3. Lol I do not care if u think I've stepped into London or not. It is only 30 minutes away.
4. Lol that was with MrCor* not with you. I would have proposed a highly different comparison.
5. Foolishness lol.

I was having a mad night! Excuse my manners!Your extremely jovial!You don't seem to get annoyed easily! Hmm what you saying a trip on a eurostar train + 1.5ct diamond ring is cool yeah!

Loool, your bars come dark like coke! My man just infuriated me! I dislike online gangsters with a passion! If this was on endz! N if boys were styl boys I tell him buck me in se22 have 22 of my young thugs chase him down and nank him up! Some retard seems he ran and took d pics off must be scary the ladies.Wont be surprised he's a deportee !

SirShymex: ^^^You honestly have time to waste on that illiterate starving scrounger that lives in a primeval village.

Have you seen his pictures? - you will actually feel sorry for him when you see what he looks like with his ostrich neck induced by extreme poverty, and lack of food. Coupled with his red-yellowish eyes which shows that he's already half-dead. Just donate 50p to him and let him go die somewhere in his village hut.

Allow it - I already made him cry yesterday!

rhymz: hahahaha...the Negro is mad cos he got served. So you are going to claim that you are not shymex or whatever the hell you call yourself these days...lol...I don't need anyone to tell me it is still the same street urchin that I am dealing with...lol..you don't have to be ashamed of your miserable life....all you have to your name is the over flogged "I Live in London" crap you always like to spew. That seem to be your only achievement

Am not going to explain how/why I am not him! Over 1.2m nairalanders! There's only 1 person from NARM right! Dweeb! This my last comment! Your childish!

SirShymex: I hear that still.

But I don't think my man's hyped about London. He's just doing his thing giving people bare jokes and that. You know dem ones there? I rate him for that and his consistency. But allow taking the piss on Narm next time.

Do ya thing.

That guys a comedian! With the way he's going on in ere if he actually had a range KNUCS wuda given the order for it to get confiscated lyk he did to bruizeboy's kompressor!

You feel stupid now don't couldn't find a response! You seemed to have done a lot of research in relation food stamps maybe they'll give you a job you toad!For that singular claim of me using multiple id's I have nothing further to say to you! WOTLESS poverty stricken chichi man

rhymz: Negro go and sit your a$$ down, you seem confused and angry. Using multiple I.D does not change the fact that you are jobless and vent unnecessarily on NL. You seem to get your ego from talking down on people you assume you are smarter than or have a better life than. I am not the type to be phased by an angry kid who validates himself by spewing hokum in an effort to sound tough, that you live in the UK does not make you smarter or better than anyone else, if that was the case, you wont be on charity.