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http://penastory.com/2016/02/14/a-loners-valentine-rejoice-chukwuma/ Days like this, I sit back listening to my favorite song “When I Was Your Man” from Bruno Mars album “Unorthodox Jukebox.” I know it’s that time of year: chocolates, flowers, jewelry, sappy advertisements everywhere with red and pink store displays. Reminding me it’s Valentine’s Day again, then my music player shuffles to Little Talks by Of Monsters and Men reminding me of how empty my life is. Yeah I know Valentine’s Day is commercial (understatement) but it’s all good. We know that. It’s beautiful to celebrate love and your lover but if I had a lover I would celebrate her everyday. Valentine’s Day brings people a great sense of joy and intimacy, but this so-called celebration makes me feels more about absence or loss. Days like this I remember Adaobi, the girl that zoned me for 4 years without saying anything so that for four years all I do is wake up every morning and listen to “I’ll Wait” by Mumford and Sons or “I Won’t Give Up” by Jason Mraz. Day dreaming that I was with her on this day of lovers at a lakeside, staring into the water as it flows, looking at her in the eyes telling her how much I love her. Now I know that no matter who is or isn’t in my life, I am my own ultimate lover and lucky to have me for a valentine because when you are your own very valentine, you can celebrate any way you want to. Till next year I give thumbs up to “Life After You” by Daughtry because there’s no life after you. Source: www.penastory.com
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http://penastory.com/2016/02/11/advice-me-i-had-a-party-with-my-bestfriends-ex-and-his-friend/ Please I am not sending this email so that anybody can judge me. I feel bad enough as it is and feel like I have betrayed a friendship. The situation is that I had a party sex with my best friend’s ex-boyfriend and a friend of his. I actually have no issues sleeping with my friend’s ex but I know that my best friend and her ex are still having sex. Usually I tell my best friend everything and now I feel like I have broken a trust. Should I tell my best friend about the encounter with her ex and the other guy or should I just go keeping it a secret. It is sort of tearing me up inside that I have a secret of this nature from her. Please I am reminding you all that if you don’t have a mature opinion on the matter, you can keep your thoughts to yourself. Thank you. Looking forward to reading advice from mature folks at PenAStory. Share your relationship problems and other relationship tips on www.penastory.com
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http://penastory.com/2016/02/10/the-paradox-aina-ifedotun-victor/ To the born-eagles still walking among chickens To the redeemed but far from perfect To the thirsty that search with ignorance To the believer who still can’t find a reason To the syphoned; who feel used To those who still looks at the mirror even though they know it’s lying to them To those who ain’t comfortable with sovereignty To the unweaned; who still sense a rush at the sound of the word “Life” Let me indulge you Shake-off the belief; there’s nothing like tomorrow Forget the verdict; no one person is right Disremember the thoughts; nothing really matters Excuse me; stop trying not to be like your parents Life as we have it is unfair and still pretty amazing Keep trying to understand; it will never make sense Let me ask you How loud does an alarm clock need to be to wake a dead man? Can Spittle and sand open the blind’s eyes? Could we have crucified our Savior? Here’s the dichotomy of existence – the headlines Smiling but unhappy Righteous but dead White but really dark on the inside Beautiful but sternly corrupt Praised but condemned within Justified by the created but guilty before the creator Love is not enough again Learn freely from what I learned from failing miserably Life only makes sense at the foot of the cross Find more literary pieces on www.penastory.com
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http://penastory.com/2016/02/01/participate-in-the-penastory-love-contest/ Hi there! Are you a writer and would like to win cash for yourself this valentine season with your writing skills? If your answer is yes, then then you certainly just got lucky! PenAStory (www.penastory.com), a fast growing Nigerian literary platform is organizing its first writing contest which you absolutely can’t miss out on. In keeping with the theme of the Valentine season, this contest is centered on the theme of love. We present to you The PenAStory Love Contest! THE GUIDELINES: Writers are to send in a short story or flash fiction not exceeding five hundred words. Story must reflect the theme of love. Entries should not be sent as attachments but should be the body of your email and sent to contactpenastory@gmail.com with “PenAStory Love Contest” as the subject of the email (without which your submission won’t count as an entry). Your full name and phone number should also be included in the email. Be assured that we won’t publish your personal contact details. Only one entry is allowed per person. Submissions start from February 1 and closes at midnight on February 14 after which online voting would commence for a duration of two weeks. Follow PenAStory on at least one social media platform, by this either on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram or BBM Channel (following on all increases your chances). Writers not following on social media are also welcomed to send in their stories but must note that engagement (likes and comments) on your story on Facebook, Instagram and BBM Channel gives you an upper hand in emerging winner so it’s best you follow on as many social media platforms that you can. However, the quality of your entry will also be a HUGE determiner. The final decision of winner and runner ups rest solely on members of PenAStory team. Immediately entries close, stories would begin to get published on the blog. Only shortlisted stories will be published. Entries received would get published in the order they are received. Shortlisted entries will be published on www.penastory.com with links available on our BBM Channel, Facebook Page, Twitter and Instagram so that you can get your friends to read, comment on, and like your story. Winners will be announced on March 1 THE PRIZES! Of course, our winners won’t go away empty handed with just our best wishes! The winner will receive a token of ten thousand naira (N10,000) while the first runner up receives five thousand naira (N3,000) and the second runner up receives three thousand naira (3,000). For further inquiries, add up Akin via BBM Pin: 59379B53 or join our BBM Channel to chat with an Admin via pin: C00396EEB or search for PenAStory under BBM channels. CONTACT DETAILS PenAStory Website: www.penastory.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/penastory Twitter: @Pen_a_Story Instagram: @Pen_a_Story BBM Pin: 59379B53 BBM Channel Pin: C00396EEB (or search for PenAStory under BBM Channels) Email: contactpenastory@gmail.com Visit www.penastory.com for more details
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http://penastory.com/2016/02/10/i-came-to-say-sorry-18/ Patricia stood naked in front of the full length mirror and studied her reflection. Her full breasts still stood firmly despite having weaned two children. She turned around and looked at her bare buttocks which still bore the marks of the love bites that Mark had inflicted on it just the night before. She rubbed the spot lovingly and sighed to herself. She had to apologize to him, he had left the house angrily that morning after she had refused him morning sex. She had been too tired from their passionate lovemaking last night to have energy for another morning session of sex. Mark was like an insatiable animal when it came to sex and although she enjoyed sex every bit as much as he did, she had just been too tired from last night. Her mind wandered to yesterday when they had almost burnt down the whole house as Mark took her against the kitchen counter. She smiled at the memory of how they had been lucky that their four year old son, Robert had not walked in on them as Mark slammed into her with the frenzy of a mad man. Ten years of marriage and they still bleeped like two teenagers who had just discovered the pleasure of sex. She had to apologize to him, the sex was great no doubt; Mark never hidden the fact that he liked sex a lot during their courtship. How else could she explain that time when he had gone down on her at the movies, the time when they had done it at his brother’s engagement ceremony and that time he had fingered her even when his mother was just sleeping by the next couch. Did he even mind the fact that his mother might have heard the sounds of their wet skin making its slip-slap sound as his dick went in and out of her own every ready vagina later that night? Quickly, Patricia pulled out a slinky body con red dress that she had been keeping for Mark’s birthday that was supposed to hold in a week’s time. She wore no underwear under the dress which clung to her like second skin and her nipples pointing out against the strain of the tight dress. She threw the leather jacket he had gotten her that time she had had a craze for biker jackets over the dress and slipping her feet into a pair of high heels, she studied her reflection in the mirror one re time before heading out to the garage. As Patricia manoeuvred her 2016 Prado Jeep into the parking lot of Mark’s human resources company, she smiled in anticipation of what was to come. Their make up sex was always special, especially when it was she that had offended Mark. It was always like he wanted to Bleep his anger out of her and she was always too willing to take the brutality of his dick. Oh lawd, she thought as she felt a quaver between her legs, how she loved his dick. The meaty veins that stood out prominently on it when he was rock hard and the pulsating energy that seemed to emanate from it whenever she was driving him crazy. Her eyes had almost popped out of her head the first time she saw his dick, it must have been at least a good ten inches long and the width of it had got her wondering if she could accommodate him. Thank God she had not been a virgin. She got down from the car and waved at Adamu the gate man before heading into the building. Her heels made no sounds on the plush carpet that greeted her feet when Steve opened the revolving doors for her. Her heart was thumping in her chest now that she was almost here, she bestowed a smile at Angela his secretary and asked if he was in with a tilt of her head. Angela’s affirmative nod had her taking a deep breath before she walked past the secretary area and pushed open the door. She stood at the door and watched his bent head as he scribbled furiously on a paper. “I don’t want to be disturbed dammit. How many times do I have to tell you that Angela.” He didn’t look up from the paper he was working on. “Am I now a disturbance?” A half smile played on her lips as his head jerked up at the sound of her voice. “What are you doing here? Shouldn’t you be at work?” “Is that any way to welcome your wife now?” She turned and opened the door, peeking out at Angela while shooting out her ass at Mark, “Angie dearie, tell any visitor that Mark is busy, we don’t want any interruptions.” “What are you doing?” His voice held a bit of suspicion in it. “I only came to pay my husband a visit at work since he left so hurriedly this morning,” as she talked, Patricia dropped the leather jacket that she was wearing over her dress and walked towards him. She saw his eyes go straight to her nipples which was clearly visible in the bodycon dress and he stood up from his chair. “What do you think you are doing Patty? I am trying to work you know?” “And I am trying to say sorry,” she said and swept her hair out of her eyes before pulling him closer to her with his tie. Her mouth was very close to his as she tugged at the tie and began to unbutton his shirt, “I am sorry about this morning baby, just that you wore me out last night but now your girl needs a good riding.” She had finished unbuttoning his shirt and he rested her head on his hard chest taking in the smell of him. His arms encircled her before slipping under her dress. When his hand met naked skin, Mark’s head seemed to him as if it suddenly swelled and was about to burst. She wasn’t wearing anything beneath her dress? Goodness gracious! He swooped her off her feet and dropped her on the table, pushing her dress up her thighs to confirm what his hand had just communicated to his brain. Patricia threw her head back and spread her legs apart…To be continued Find similar erotica on www.penastory.com |
http://penastory.com/2016/02/10/the-paradox-aina-ifedotun-victor/ To the born-eagles still walking among chickens To the redeemed but far from perfect To the thirsty that search with ignorance To the believer who still can’t find a reason To the syphoned; who feel used To those who still looks at the mirror even though they know it’s lying to them To those who ain’t comfortable with sovereignty To the unweaned; who still sense a rush at the sound of the word “Life” Let me indulge you Shake-off the belief; there’s nothing like tomorrow Forget the verdict; no one person is right Disremember the thoughts; nothing really matters Excuse me; stop trying not to be like your parents Life as we have it is unfair and still pretty amazing Keep trying to understand; it will never make sense Let me ask you How loud does an alarm clock need to be to wake a dead man? Can Spittle and sand open the blind’s eyes? Could we have crucified our Savior? Here’s the dichotomy of existence – the headlines Smiling but unhappy Righteous but dead White but really dark on the inside Beautiful but sternly corrupt Praised but condemned within Justified by the created but guilty before the creator Love is not enough again Learn freely from what I learned from failing miserably Life only makes sense at the foot of the cross More literary pieces on www.penastory.com |
http://penastory.com/2016/02/09/after-life-anifowoshe-olamilekan-olanrewaju/ I do not want to be mourned if I die What did you know of me? Were we friends? Did we ever meet? Nay, do not show pity I did not quiver nor did I shiver when my time came I took it like the man I was Friends talk about how we met The impacts I made in their lives You were a friend of mine, but me not Even strangers shed forceful tears I have embarked on a journey that no one returns Would you not let me enjoy my ride Whilst you plan on how to embark on yours I thought we were inseparable friends Why the tears of me gone You never know if I was sent away by Mother earth for a reason If she was tired of me Or I was worthy not of breathing Lets see if God also doesn’t have a place for me up there Then where do I deserve to be Find more literary pieces on www.penastory.com |
http://penastory.com/2016/01/09/that-night-in-my-best-friends-bed-seducing-the-seductress-oluwalolope-osidipe/ Excerpt From Part 1: My eyes flew open and I saw myself on the bed dressed in a camisole and my lace panties. I saw he was the one that had woken me up. “What is wrong? You screamed my name in your sleep.” he said with concern on his face. I replied I was dreaming and he sat up with interest on his face as he asked what it was about. I turned to him and leaned in for a kiss, intending to show him what I had just dream’t about. Read Part 1 via profile or www.penastory.com He allowed me kiss him but I could tell that he felt a bit awkward about it and then he quickly drew back and muttered something about checking something in the kitchen. Following the dream I had had about my best friend, I knew I wanted to make it real, I needed to know if it would feel just as great in reality as it had seemed in the dream so i began to plan the seduction of my best friend. It was also a good way of getting my mind off being heartbroken so I felt I was dealing with my heartbreak in the best way possible. I was home one morning getting bored out of my mind and decided to go to his house. It was like the Heavens themselves had planned with me. I had debated going out all morning because of the heavy clouds that was indicating an impending rain but you would understand if you have ever been caught in my situation. It threatens to rain all morning but never does until you have left your house then it begins to rain. Since my plan was a seduction from the onset, I can’t say that I was particularly upset that the rain drenched me in my short gown that barely covered my thighs. Being wet now made the gown cling to me like second skin and had turned the fabric transparent and his expression of concern turned to something darker when he opened the door to find me shivering there. He had apparently not been expecting any visitor and he was complaining about my outfit and the heavy rain fall at the same time that every time he threw a glance at me, I didn’t know which upset him more. “All your goodies are out in this thing that you are wearing, do you want to kill yourself or catch a cold? If boys kidnap you and use you to warm themselves in this kind of cold weather now, you would come crying to me. Just look at how you are shivering.” I smirked in this non-repentant way and began to get rid of my wet clothing while telling him to calm down at the same time. “Well I am already here and it is very cold as it is. You should be a gentleman and offer a poor girl that you saved from the some warmth you know.” There was no mistaking the invitation in my voice and I felt a twitch in his boxer shorts as he quickly turned away from me so that I don’t catch the movement. “What do you think you are doing? You are soaking the entire living room. I am going to the bathroom to have a shower. I will leave some hot water for you so you can also have a bath when I am out,” he said and walked away but I was very sure I had caught glimpse of a boner. I quickly stripped out of my remaining wet clothes and for a minute or two, I allowed myself to shiver from the cold before realizing that I needed to dry my hair as well. From past visits, I knew where he kept his towels in the bathroom so it was a good excuse to walk him on him bathing. Some hot bathroom Bleep in this cold weather wasn’t going to be such a bad idea since he was apparently Hot and I knew I wanted him as well. I tiptoed to the bathroom and pushed the door open a bit and peeked in. His eyes were closed and he was leaning against the wall, stroking his dick. He looked long and I knew I wanted to wrap my hands around his long dick as I could see the veins and the biting on his lips as he jerked. It would be a shame to have him cum without me joining in the fun. I pushed the door fully open and his eyes flew open. He looked at me standing there naked and his eyes roved over my body appreciatively and I could tell he was far gone to have been his usual shy self that I had caught him masturbating. My eyes left his face to go back to his dick which I could have sworn looked like it had gotten bigger and harder just by looking at me and I concluded he must have been thinking of me while he jerked on his cock. I didn’t say anything as I entered the bathroom and went to him, removing his hand from his dick and taking things into my own hands. He tried to tell me to stop but it sounded more like a squeal of pleasure and since he made no attempt at stopping me, I just stroked his dick with my hand like one who have been hearing of gold and finally had one in her hands. He was hooked. I looked at him and saw that his eyes were closed again and then I did something he was not expecting, I took him in my mouth. He gasped as my mouth closed over his shaft and I felt him throb in my mouth even as he let out a string of curses and profanities. He tasted salty and a bit of soap but I knew I wanted all of him in my mouth. My mouth began to go up and down on his dick and his hands went to the back of my head he began to face Bleep me. I wanted to take all of his dick in my mouth but he was too big for him to fit so I concentrated on taking as much of his dick that I could. I then cupped his balls with my right hand and began playing with them while still going up and down his shaft with my mouth before moving to suck on his balls which brought out a growl from him like an animal in pain. He pushed my head away from him and the next thing I knew, he scooped me into his arms and carried me out of the bathroom. He took me to his bedroom and and dumped me on the bed. I began to protest that our wet bodies would stain the bed sheets but he didn’t act like he heard me as he went to the closet and took a tie and one of my scarves that I must have left there in times past. He made no answer when I asked him what he was doing instead he tied both my hands together with the tie then he proceeded to blindfold me with the scarf. I was damn Hot and ready for any game he was willing to play so I shut up ad allowed him take control of things. I felt something feathery trailing my skin and I arched my back in pleasure but then it stopped just as suddenly as it had happened. I grumbled and it came again, this time on my boobs and I whimpered in pleasure even as I began to feel another sort of wetness between my legs. He was apparently punishing me for my bathroom escapade and he whispered in my ears “Who is the daddy now? Say sorry and I would give you the pleasure you crave.” I wasn’t going to give in so easily so I kept my my mouth firmly shut and the pleasurable torture continued. I felt the bed dip as he came fully on it and he parted my legs before applying the feather on my clitoris. I thrashed wildly but he held me down firmly with one hand and he whispered his need for me to acknowledge him as the daddy and say sorry. I was feeling like I was going to die from the torture of not having this ecstasy which seemed so close and so near and the fact I couldn’t see him or touch him made it more exciting and frustrating at the same time. I then felt his hot breath began to fan my clitoris with his mouth teasing like he was about to go down on me and when I arched my back so that his mouth could touch, I would feel him quickly withdraw. I felt like a petulant child that was getting a scolding and I knew I was wet all over and couldn’t possibly take another minute of this torture. “You are the daddy. I am sorry, now pleasure me.” I drawled out and I heard him laugh. “Open your mouth,” he said and I obeyed quickly to show my submission and I felt him shove his dick back in my mouth. He kept his dick in my mouth without moving and I began to lap at it even as I felt him inhale before he began face fucking me on the bed. I sucked and sucked until my jaws started hurting but I kept on sucking as I knew I needed to please him now that I had made him the master. He abruptly removed his dick from my mouth and I felt his mouth on my aching clitoris. He nipped gently and lapped with his tongue. His tongue then moved lower to my crack and I could feel his tongue inside me. I moaned loudly and tried to raise my hips so I could get as much of his tongue inside of me as possible but to my dismay he pulled back. He untied me and also removed the blindfold before telling me to get dressed as he was going to drop me at home. I didn’t know when the tears dropped from my eyes and I told him in a very small and broken voice “I never knew you to be this hurtful and your need for revenge or punishment this much.” I was hurting that the table had been turned on me and I that had planned to be the seductress had been the seduced instead. He didn’t say anything as I stood up and bent down to pick my pant which was on the floor. My fingers were just closing around the pants when I felt him grab me from behind and he slammed into me from behind in one swift stroke. “I would never hurt you. I just wanted to get you in this position. You don’t know how I’ve stayed awake all night dreaming of having you in my arms.” He began to thrust hard and fast and I tried to keep up with pace as he rode me to the edge. At long last, he whispered that he was close to releasing and I said I was ready as well. He turned me to face him and began pinching my nipples as he started fucking me with his eyes looking at me like he was trying to read my soul. Finally, I felt him jerk violently as he spurted cum and his climax triggered mine as I also began to climax and we both collapsed on the bed in a tired heap. Read part 3 tomorrow on profile or visit www.penastory.com
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http://penastory.com/2016/02/09/is-there-rape-in-marriage-pancho-wealth/ Rape is a sexual intercourse without consent. So, whether you are married or not, when there is no consent, there is no consent. The law does not recognise it, In northern Nigeria and the Federal Capital Territory, Abuja according to Section 282(2) of the Penal Code Act (PCA), Cap P3, Laws of the Federation of Nigeria, 2004, (LFN), sexual intercourse by a man with his own wife is not rape so long as she has attained puberty. But there is actually rape in marriage. If a husband says he loves his wife, then there will be no need for rape in marriage because if she is not in the mood and says she doesn’t want it, he will respect those boundaries. That is what makes a relationship; the fact that they are married does not mean she is not a person anymore. The man can also say no if he isn’t in the mood. If the woman wants it, she should respect that. The husband should put the wife’s interest first and the wife should also put the husbands interest first. That is how a loving relationship should work. Is there rape in marriage? Yes. But does the domestic law recognise it? No. But interestingly the Protocol to the African Charter on Human and Peoples’ Rights on the rights of women in Africa defines violence against women to include all acts perpetrated against women which could cause physical, sexual, psychological and economic harm in private or public life. “Private life” refers to the domestic arena including marriages and relationships. Nigeria has ratified this protocol. Based on the current statistics, women are more vulnerable to rape. Find more relationship based topics on www.penastory.com
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http://penastory.com/2016/02/08/regretting-ijeoma-the-one-who-moved-on/ My heart aches heavily as I toss and turn on my bed, unable to sleep. The clock by the mat reads 2:07 a.m. I have been tossing and turning here, trying to get some sleep for the last four hours to no avail. My heart knows no peace, but could I blame anyone else for this restlessness of my heart since I was the one that has placed a heavy burden placed upon it. How can I lure myself to sleep when these images and thoughts haunt me? I like this sharp pain from the mosquito I can feel on my thigh, sucking contently on my blood. This pain is welcomed, it makes me know I am still alive and not totally numb yet; I can still feel. I have been scared these last few days because I have felt nothing but a chilling numbness and emptiness so this feeling of pain is a comfort to my bereaved mind that I thought was now devoid of emotion. I am still alive. Did I say alive? This isn’t much of a life when my waking thoughts and entire being are settled on someone that has tossed aside the knowledge of my existence. She had to move on, that was what she called it. I haven’t been able to ‘move on,’ not in this state of confusion I am in. How can I move on when I am being consumed with the shame of what I have done? When my unrepentant heart still longs for the one that has brought me pain. Loving memories of her clog my brain, leaving no space for reasonable thinking. I still remember the nights we spent in each other’s arms, those nights of passionate abandon. Those nights when under the cover of darkness she would sneak me into her parent’s house and right under their noses we made love till the gradual yawning of the sky reminded us another day was about to begin. The nights when the first crow of the cock was my reminder to get ready to leave because the cloak of darkness was beginning to fade and to tarry much longer was to face the peril of discovery. Can I forget so quickly the ardent passion with which she clung to me every time I bade to leave? But now she has moved on. She said she has moved on from the memories of the cold nights when she had shivered in my arms like a leaf dancing senselessly to the song of a raging storm. How could she have moved on from the memories that it was my body that had brought her warmth? How she would hold me close to her like I was life itself. But she said all that was a distant memory now, I should move as well. Can I undo the wrath of my father that I had incurred when I willingly defied him to be with her? Can I wipe away the tears of mother as she begged me not to be a fool? I had been only too willing to receive father’s curse so long as I had her. But where is she now? She is not lying next to me, she is far away in the land of her new lover. The white man has taken my Ijeoma. It didn’t take her three months after our elopement to realise that this life of poverty wasn’t for her. The fancy life the city boys had to offer her appealed more than any love a boy from Akokwa could ever offer. Then she grew an obsession with the pale skinned men. The ones they call white men. She grew tired of sleeping on threadbare mats when she could have water beds promised by her pale skinned lover. Without so much as a proper goodbye, Ijeoma left. She left, disappearing like a smoke vanished, leaving no trail. “Tell Emeka I have moved on, I am going to Obodo Oyibo,” that was the message she had left with Iya Busola, the nosy woman next door who had only been too gleeful to fill me in on the details of the pale skinned man that took Ijeoma away. I am here trying to make sense of it all and wondering if I will ever move on! Find more literary pieces on www.penastory.com |
http://penastory.com/2016/02/08/let-the-thread-face-the-cut-olaleye-oladipupo/ “My good elders, don’t let us argue too much on this matter. Just as Mazi Ugochukwu has already said, let the thread face the cut and let the zip face the wrath,”Chief Okonkwo exclaimed, his ruddy right hand slamming the wooden table that the community elders were sitting around in Mr. Ugochukwu’s sitting room. The tray containing pieces of kolanuts tottered precariously on the edge of the table and would have tumbled over to spill its content had he not deftly righted it with his left hand. “Nonsense! My people, people of Umuaka!” Mr. Eze was out of his chair in a flash, his eyes blazing as if he was a warrior confronting an opponent, he paused a second and gazed at everybody to make sure he had their attention before he continued, “why should we punish the innocent while the offender walks around freely? Is it the thread’s fault that our girls have lost their senses? Or the zip’s fault that our men have replaced their heads with their manhood?. Even if the thread is nonchalant and the zip is naive, have we lost our humanity to allow our our children lose their minds?” Before Mazi Eze could once again unify his sit with his buttock, Mazi Ugochukwu staggered out of his chair and glared at Mazi Eze, his arms slicing through the air as he made his point. “Have you not seen the way the thread does not hold firmly the cloths on the bodies of our girls? And have you not noticed how the zip bursts open the moment the men’s eyes see the exposure? The thread is lazy and the zip is slothful. I insist that they both face the cut.” “I disagree with you Mazi Ugochukwu. Elders of Umuaka, it is not the thread’s fault that our girls have decided to walk around naked neither is it the zip’s job to stop blood from rushing from our men’s head to their manhood when their eyes meet with the sight of uncovered bosoms and exposed buttocks.” Ugorji, the youngest of the men present said. He didn’t have as much titles as Mazi Ugochukwu so he had to be careful the way he disagreed with the older man who was one of the most respected men of the land. He spoke slowly as he chose his next words carefully, “my people, everyone has spoken well but I can only say that we caution our daughters to stop putting the thread to shame and our sons to stop blaming the zip. A boy that cannot control his manhood is not fit to grow into adulthood and likewise a girl that doesn’t know how to cover her body shouldn’t have left her mother’s womb. When a child is old enough to have a hoe, he would have a hoe but not before.” Find more stuffs on www.penastory.com
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http://penastory.com/2016/02/06/meet-my-boo-kunbi-black/ “Kunbistic, kunbelolo! You haven’t told me who the new babe is oh!” My mum had started her regular early morning teasing. “Nobody!” I replied bluntly. I was tired of sharing my relationship issues with my best friend – her. I was beginning to feel like I was boring her with my consistent tales though she never showed any sign of being tired when listened to my beauty and the beast stories. My stories always had a good beginning like in the fairy tales but never has this prince been able to walk off into the sunset with an adorable princess. One minute I am gisting her about this new girl I met and how I plan to take her serious, the next minute, I am telling her how we were just so not compatible because she talks too much. It was the same old story always waiting to be told all over from Titi, Ngozi, Shalewa, to Jennifer and the forty-five others. Lol! I know what just went through your mind. I know you are already nailing me to the cross with your condemnation, that raise of the eyebrow and that looking down at me from under the bridge of your nose. You are thinking how on earth I remain “boo-less” despite having been with over fifty girls. The truth is I have no idea except that I go with what my friend, Deji keeps telling me when my relationship issues come up “Kunbi ehn! The girl you would settle with is the one you would create with your own hands, mumu oshi.” Who knows? Deji might just be right! I think my problem is I am looking for that boo that meets all my criteria. I am looking for the ONE. That one that happens to look and act like the one I have it pictured in my head. The one that would continually put a smile on my face even when we are soaking garri together and arguing about whether to buy sugar or groundnut with the last ten naira in the house. That there is my boo but since she didn’t seem to be coming any time soon, I took my problems to God and trust as always he answered my prayers. I finally found the perfect one. I finally found the one with whom I am always at peace. I finally found the perfect one. I found the bone of my bone and the flesh of my flesh. I finally found my boo but my mum was skeptical about my decision of a boo. It took about three months to convince her to make her see how serious I was about this one. Mom had no choice but to succumb when she saw how happy my boo made me. Trust me, my boo is not any ordinary man’s food. My boo also has a very unique name. She goes by the name – SISTER CAREER. You have no idea how blissful my relationship with my career has been. It has been peace like a smooth flowing river. With her I don’t have to worry about calls, messages or buying of gifts on valentine, birthdays and random days to prove my affection. All we worry about is getting her bigger because the bigger she becomes, the richer and more famous I become. Find similar stuffs on www.penastory.com |
http://penastory.com/2016/02/05/the-book-and-cannon/ I heard a conversation started it They accepted the conversation thinking they were accepting God, But this God they had accepted, His book is a whole lot of obscenity A stranger whose hair slept His collar folds over and faced west-side At the back is like the hive entrance The loose ‘cannon lodges there Surrounding the face like fence And shattering the sinews of the frontiers But when the city was in a plight His cannon penetrated on sight Those who saw scream and bow to the floor Like the great dog of the south, Grey’s child Known to many as George They already mastered walking on their stomachs Avoiding his cannon, slowly heading to the killer Perhaps, the killer had killed and they wept by the decaying bodies. Find more literary pieces on www.penastory.com
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