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[b][/b]A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,
      wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still
      heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical
      procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a
      partial sponge bath.


      Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my
      test!cles black?"

      Embarrassed, the young nurse replies "I don't know,
      Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

      He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my test!cles
      black?"

      Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry
      about his test!cles, she overcomes her embarrassment
      and sheepishly pulls back the covers.

      She raises his gown, holds his **nis  in one hand and
      his test!cles in the other, lifting and moving them
      around.

      Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's
      nothing wrong with them, Sir !!"

      The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and
      says very slowly,

      "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen
      very, very closely, 

      A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k  ? "