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Health / Re: Stop Using Tissue Paper To Wipe Your Nyash After Poo, Always Use Water . by PepeXKermit: 1:28pm On Mar 12
GloriousGbola:





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToTfrWTer90

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJmCdwZWteY



Almost as problematic as flushing used pads down the toilet



this is where having muslims as friends comes in handy grin

we wipe with the left. so unlike westerners, if we shake your hand, you can be sure we havent just wiped our arse
nope they are not the same. Make una dey travel una no dey hear. that wet wipes is just like tissue but wet. Abi normal tissue sef dey get flishing problem?
Health / Re: Stop Using Tissue Paper To Wipe Your Nyash After Poo, Always Use Water . by PepeXKermit: 11:44am On Mar 12
bush people, una no know wetin wet wipes be?

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Politics / Re: Umahi Threatens To Revoke Benin-Sapele-Ologbo Road Contract Over Shoddy Job by PepeXKermit: 6:40am On Mar 10
Namaster:
[i]"You cannot do this kind of job in your country, it can only happen in Africa. You can’t collect our money and be misbehaving like this. It is a big shame, look at how people are suffering everywhere and we should be happy clapping for you."[/i]p

Nice one from Umahi.

They construct roads in their countries that last decades then come to Nigeria to build abominations that starts cracking before the tar gardens.

Umahi should deal with them and the criminals that collect bribes from them.

They actually cannot do it anywhere because its the nigerians here for make them cut corners and assure them that all is well if they play ball.

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Politics / Re: Nigerians In Diaspora Can Now Apply For Passport Online From Their Homes by PepeXKermit: 5:22pm On Mar 09
bassdow:
but would one way or the other, still have reasons to visit the passport office ba ?

For new passport holders it makes sense fir existing users, this should be done with existimg passport number.

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Business / Re: The Moment Body Of Herbert Wigwe Arrives Isiokpo For Burial (video) by PepeXKermit: 10:29am On Mar 09
clefstone:
Famous

"Known about by many people"

Mr exposed, rich, corporate man, what is the difference between Moh'bad and Wigwe as regards fame? Perhaps more people even knew Moh'bad than Wigwe before their deaths but both were not nearly as famous alive as they became when they died.

I will not reveal to you whether I knew Wigwe or not before he died because it is irrelevant

Then furck off bruv
Politics / Re: Economic Hardship: Nigerians Will Smile Soon, Says Edun by PepeXKermit: 7:21am On Mar 09
Its almost 1year now,any serious givernment does not need more than that for citizens to start feeling the effect of good governance. Look at Otti, look at Argrntina, look at Bunmi-Ojo. I tell you again, any serious person who makes good changes will not need this long. What has stopped nigeria from selling their oil in naira all these years?

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Business / Re: The Moment Body Of Herbert Wigwe Arrives Isiokpo For Burial (video) by PepeXKermit: 10:57pm On Mar 08
Dyfynezz12:

How many times was he in the news before him die

Like i said, refer to my earlier post on the subject matter

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Business / Re: The Moment Body Of Herbert Wigwe Arrives Isiokpo For Burial (video) by PepeXKermit: 10:45pm On Mar 08
clefstone:
Wigwe was rich but like Moh'bad, he became famous in death

If you no know wigwe before him die,you either be poor man or you no dey corporate circle or you dey very unexposed. Be honestt and tell me which one e be...

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Health / Re: A Lady Arrested For Helping Fainted Cleaner (pics, Video) by PepeXKermit: 8:15pm On Mar 07
Daniel7543:
Minding your business is so underrated.
If for say she mind her business nw, she for no enter wahala
I don quickly understand say with the way Nigeria dey now anybody can faint in ur front at any moment… so if u jst faint for my front na bye bye I go tell u ooo

Nde useless genz, una non challant attitude is killing communality l, the only single factor that kept black people together simce time immemorial. You are calling being kind and selfless overrated.

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Celebrities / Re: Davido's Aide, Israel DMW Curses Estranged Wife Sheila (photos) by PepeXKermit: 9:37pm On Mar 05
Jennyclay:
This useless man is still a child undecided.

Only you went to club and be spraying strippers money thinking you were peppering your estranged wife, only you is still laying curses on her undecided. This man is really mad undecided.

Silence is really the best answer for foolish men!

Foolish and childish men everywhere!!

Shiorr!!

na the problem with you useless women, you are here downplaying his side, trying to invalidate what he has gone through by calling him manchild, because the man dey talk where e pain am? you dey craze. you and your gender dey craze.

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Business / Re: Binance to stop Naira Services Amid Crackdown On Crypto Exchanges by PepeXKermit: 6:43pm On Mar 05
Use kucoin. P2P is not a crime, it should not be illegal under any jurisdiction except you say crypto is, which according to nigeria that ban was lifted by Tinubu when he came in. How can you lift ban but still go ahead to say binance is the problem? Does not make sense.
Travel / Re: UAE, Yet To Commence Visa Issuance To Nigerians - Onanuga by PepeXKermit: 6:39pm On Mar 05
This is not an achievement, i repeat, thos is not an achievement!

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Business / Re: Naira Depreciates To N1,620/$ At Parallel Market by PepeXKermit: 7:39am On Mar 05
Their first aid treatment say na binance be the problem. Person get kidney failure bit you dey give am malaria drugs. Nde na yi ara!

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Travel / Re: Airlines That No Longer Exist In Nigeria. Do You Remember Any Of Them? (pic/vid) by PepeXKermit: 4:29pm On Mar 04
SIXFEETUNDER:


A thread for boomers to fantasies about their past

Boomers? Are you okay?
Business / Re: House Of Reps Orders Immediate Arrest Of Binance CEO by PepeXKermit: 4:23pm On Mar 04
Shebi kucoin still get p2p, why them never talk about kucoin?

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Career / Re: How Do You Cope With 60k Salary In Port Harcourt ? by PepeXKermit: 3:02pm On Mar 03
IbeOkehie:


Less than 0.5% of Nigerians earn over 500K per month, including side hustle and whatever else.

It's really sad. At this point t the best bet is try hard to find an average paying job in a rural ares. Many small towns in Igboland have plenty of cheap or even free housing.

Good Luck to Nigerians.

Even if you are on Fiver 247, you will make more than 60knaira worth a month. 60k is 40 dollarss a month. That is wildddddddd.
Sports / Re: Super Eagles: Why Jose Peseiro, NFF Parted Ways by PepeXKermit: 11:42am On Mar 03
Amotolongbo:
See this thing talking.

I bet you won’t even have the audacity to open your mouth to talk where I’m talking football

Who d f are you and what makes you think you are worth any iota of value? grin
Career / Re: How Do You Cope With 60k Salary In Port Harcourt ? by PepeXKermit: 11:40am On Mar 03
valETA1:
I'm at a crossroad towards making a decision of either staying back or moving to PH.

I've jst been transferred, bt the truth is, where I'm currently at, my 60k salary is well manageable.

Though, I dont have problems adapting to most of the cities I've been to, and will also love to move down there. But owning to the present economic situation, is it worth I move ? Is it a trap ?.

Aside accommodation which my company has, Can I take care of myself in PH with my 60k allawee ?

PH based please, I need ur opinions, as I still have option to decline, as such, your views will be of much help at this time.

People are still earning 60k in this Nigeria? Damn cheesy
Politics / Re: Petrol Landing Cost Hits N1000 Per Liter Mark by PepeXKermit: 7:56pm On Mar 02
And you believe that subsidy is gone? cheesy cheesy

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Sports / Re: Super Eagles: Why Jose Peseiro, NFF Parted Ways by PepeXKermit: 6:56pm On Mar 02
Amotolongbo:
How many times do super eagles play matches in a month that he will be paid that kind of money monthly?
In a year, super eagles may not play more than 5times and he will still be paid for the months which he did nothing

of course, as a woman, the only thing you know and have knowledge of is what you see in front of you, not to talk of football that is not even your area of interest. Abeg shift one side...
Celebrities / Re: Portable Beats Kizz Daniel's Bodyguard In Boxing Match by PepeXKermit: 6:53pm On Mar 02
Portable greater than Tinubu grin
Travel / Re: Beautiful Pictures From Uyo by PepeXKermit: 6:51pm On Mar 02
better than lagos by centuries
Travel / Re: See The New Yaba Look And Overpass That Got Lagosians Groaning by PepeXKermit: 10:37am On Mar 02
almighty lagos. Glorified slum.
Celebrities / Re: Traditional Marriage Of Moses Bliss And Marie Wiseborn by PepeXKermit: 10:35am On Mar 02
everything i am knowing about these folks is against my will

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Sports / Re: 'It Has Been A Privilege': Peseiro Announces He Is Leaving The Super Eagles Job by PepeXKermit: 5:54pm On Mar 01
Tunde0LA:
Good afternoon, well-meaning Nigerians,

My name is Olaoluwa. I am 32 and an O-Level holder. I had a car accident last year, lost my job, and became jobless for months.

Please help me; I am seriously hungry. The last time I ate was Tuesday evening, and it was my remaining garri that I drank. I have not eaten any other food since Tuesday evening other than the water that I have been drinking to gain some strength. I can no longer endure the hunger; my body is starting to shake. Please, my people, I am really sorry for begging, but it is just that I am starving to death. Please, someone should help me with something to eat, no matter the amount. I don't mind. I will always appreciate you. I am starving. I know things are very hard these days. Anything you have to spare, I would really appreciate.

I live at No. 31, Osuolale Street, Alubarika Town, Bode Olude, Abeokuta, Ogun State.

If you live near me, please invite me for lunch; I am dying of hunger. May you never lack the good things in life. Please have mercy on me and help me.

My phone number is 0 9 0 6 6 0 4 0 6 5 2

Please help me with any amount; #600 will do a lot for me at this time.

My bank details are:

Access Bank PLC
0 0 2 4 8 6 9 3 2 3
My name is Olaoluwa


I want to sell my Vivo V3.

Price: 20k
Location: Abeokuta
Contact: 0 9 0 6 6 0 4 0 6 5 2

Please buy my phone. I need to buy food. I am beginning to feel pain in my stomach.

With new acc na God go punish you! Show us your normal account make we know if you be one of the foolish ones, if not, i will give you 50k tonight..

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Business / Re: FOREX Crisis: FG Slams $10 Billion Fine On Binance by PepeXKermit: 2:52pm On Mar 01
MrProlific95:
Good Ridance, Kucoin soon to follow

Kucoin no send your papa! Those ones no go even answer you, them no get office here, them no get any rep here. because binance played by the book. Kucoin no send you
Business / Re: BUA Cement Records 27.4% Revenue Growth Of ₦‎460bn Despite N70bn FX Loss by PepeXKermit: 12:01pm On Mar 01
DevilsEqual:
Thats the theory of life, live the world like a Machiavellian
Make the system work for u as u cant singlehandedly alleviate poverty from the country

He is a true businessman

Dangote and BUA achievement is a true testament that the Hausas are the most industious people in Nigeria, their business sense is second to none

No vex, Chikamso cheesy cheesy cheesy

Give the igbo people the same support they get frok the government and see something cheesy
Politics / Re: Hardship Will End Soon, FG Tells Aggrieved Nigerians by PepeXKermit: 6:33am On Mar 01
if not that you are foolish, i am talking about APC supporters, or you are too young to know, ask yourself, when was there ever a time in Nigeria's history that things were not hard. lol.
Politics / Re: President Tinubu Departs Lagos And Arrives In Doha, Qatar (Videos) by PepeXKermit: 6:26am On Mar 01
e be like say Mr Oga reactivate Buhari media machines online again after election because the spamming is massssive. you can just feel it. lol

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Politics / Re: Re: No Existing Financial Commitment By Past Administration In Geometric - Kalu by PepeXKermit: 10:21pm On Feb 29
DaniDani:
Geometric power project was dead, and forgotten. If Prof Bath Nnaji can be truthful to himself, he had given up on that project, ikpeazu rejuvenated that project, and used his position to unravel every obstacle, today, they are alienating him from his due honour and commendation!

Dont forget thst under nnaji, nigeria was always having steady power supply. I dont know why its diffocult for people to see that Igbos actually mean well for the nstion as a whole. They need the means to exhibit.. dora, okonjo, barth, Soludo, Obi, Ottti, Umuanyi, Ngige. There is a pattern here but you say you no go let them rule. What do you want nnaji to do? Use his personal money to finish it?
Politics / Re: Urum Kalu Eke: South East Nominee Rejects Tinubu's Appointment To CBN Board by PepeXKermit: 2:23pm On Feb 29
amnesty7:
Meanwhile this is a golden opportunity for whoever replaces him.

Golden opportunity for what exactly?
Business / Re: Two Binance Executives Arrested, Detained In Crypto Crackdown by PepeXKermit: 11:16pm On Feb 28
Connected1:

Buy the Deep na if you get mind 🤤

I don't like Tinubu and his cohorts but lock up, Binance is a menace.

Lol. You know nothing check my previous posts in business/investment section, this crypto cycle will be my third and i know the dynamics of the market. I tell you snd will say it again, the first aid approach your baba sope people dey play is just for the interim, dollar rats about to sky rocket, tell me since when dollar was 150, when has it ever gone up then csme back down? Answer the question correctly and win 200k.

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