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A PETITION BY AN ANGRY CANDIDATE WHO SCORED 90 IN JAMB
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Dear Jamb
My name is Yaniel Yogene ,i am came from Nigeria, From Bayalsa state.
I writed Jamb and scoring 90. That was a big fat lie, I say is a big serious fat lie because I doing lesson for 1 months and I count my book very well.
I supposing to getting 95 in Inglich and 90 in Litirachure but you gaven me 15 in Inglich and 20 in Litirachure.
Did me not didding my CRS very well? Did Jonah not staying in the lion hole and Elijah sleeping in the shark belle?
Did Daniel not calling down fire with Baal and and Samuel leding Israel from Egypt?
Did something very fast fast because i can not took that mark. In facts, I supposing to be scoring 280.
Thanks you in cooparation
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A Jamb officer replied:
Dear student,
You need help! I've forwarded your name and number to all the pastors, priest, popes, archbishops, bishops and even native doctors I know. Just be open minded. your change is coming. Please ask your parents to report to our office immediately for counselling.
Thanks
Registrar.

Guys please i need answers its urgent. I have to pay my school fees.

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The sales of admission forms for programmes offered at the Petroleum Training Institute, Effurun, Delta State, for the 2015/2016 academic session has been released.




HOW TO APPLY

1. On our home page, click on APPLY FOR ADMISSION

2. Fill in the Online Sign On Page and Click on ” Click Here to Sign Up” at the button of the page.

Note: Please do not forget your Username and Password.

USE SIMPLE PASSWORD LIKE 123

3. This is will take you to the Remita page to generate the RRR code for payment

4. Print the Remite RRR Code page and take it to any bank for payment. Make sure you keep the Remita RRR print out.

5. Return to the PTI web site ( www.pti.edu.ng) and click on RETURN TO MY APPLICATION”

6. Enter your Username and Password and click LOGIN

7. Fill in the online application form and print out the completed online application form

8. The Application Form is N6,800




*. LATE SALES OF APPLICATION FORM COMMENCES ON THE 25TH APRIL, 2016 AT THE RATE OF N7,500
*. END OF LATE SALES OF ADMISSION FORM : 20TH MAY, 2016
DATE OF ENTRANCE EXAMS AND INTERVIEW
1. ENTRANCE EXAMINATION INTO ND AND CERT HOLDS ON 18TH JUNE, 2016.
2. CONDUCT OF INTERVIEWS FOR ADMISSION INTO HND HOLD BETWEEN 23RD AND 27TH OF MAY, 2016.
3. INTERVIEW FOR COMMERCIAL DIVING COURSES HOLDS BETWEEN 15TH TO 19TH AUGUST 2016.
4. THE SALES OF PART TIME FORM WILL COMMENCE ON THE 23RD OF MAY, 2016 AND ENDS ON 12TH AUGUST, 2016.
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Great gran Ina Carruthers celebrated her 105th birthday on St Andrew’s Day and she says the secret to long life is gin and juice.

Ina celebrated with a cake and a princess sash (and, no doubt, a few gins) alongside residents at Aisla Craig care home in Glasgow on November 30.


As well as gin and orange juice, she says a diet of wheat-bran cereal, toast and biscuits is what keeps her in good health.

Born in 1910, Ina worked as a machinist in a factory during World War II, where she enjoyed a salary three times that of her colleagues.

‘I got very lucky with the job I had – I started off as a machinist then worked my way up to become an engineer,’ she explained.

‘Most workers would be paid £3 a week but my salary was almost £9, which meant I could treat myself more often.
One time, I splashed out and bought a brand new fur coat.’

Ina married her late husband William at London Road Church in Bridgeton, Glasgow – the reception was held at the local tearoom.

They went on to have three children – Ian, 70, Maureen, 65, and Sarah, who died of appendicitis at the age of eight.

She says her long life has been down to working hard – and playing hard.

‘It takes hard-work to a live a long life and you have to put the effort in,’ she says.

‘I worked hard during the war while I raised my children.’

But, she adds:
‘I also think it’s important to treat yourself – and in my case, gin with orange juice is one of my favourite indulgences.

‘I used to go dancing every Monday at a club in Cessnock – and I’d be sure to order it.’



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Last year at CES, we mocked a company called Jide for creating a blatant Microsoft Surface clone. Well, this year they've come back with something new — and they've also returned much richer. See, between CES 2015 and today, Jide created a Kickstarter campaign for the Remix Mini, a $70 device that can run Android on any screen with an HDMI input. It took in $1.6 million.


But this isn't plain Android on a plastic box; instead, it's Remix OS, a customized fork of the software that looks more like Windows or Chrome OS than it does Android.

There's a start menu. You can swipe in from the right side for a notification tray a la Windows 10 and OS X. You can right click! Everything very much feels like a desktop atmosphere, and you can run apps in individual windows or fullscreen.

Those are Android apps, remember, so everything from Instagram to Microsoft Word to Facebook to Modern Combat 5 works with Remix OS. If you're running them on the Remix Mini, eventually you might run into the limits of its low-end hardware. It's $70, after all.

Here's what's new at CES today: now you can run Remix OS on any x86 PC (or, in my case, Mac). For free. You can download a system image from the company and toss it onto a USB 3.0 stick, or there's also the option of making a partition on your computer for a more permanent partition.

I simply booted off the SanDisk flash drive they gave me, and within a couple minutes, I was at the Remix OS home screen. It'll take more time for me to determine whether or not I'd ever consider using this regularly. Even now, my Chromebook rarely gets any use. It's basically an internet device that lives on my couch.

But in a way, maybe this is what Chrome OS should be. Or, it's definitely what some people hoped it would become; a productivity-focused take on Android that runs Android apps like they're desktop apps. Done. Even better, the Jide team is committed to updating the OS constantly.

We might've chastised these ex-Googlers for what they showed last year. But at this CES? I think I'm pretty into what they're doing.



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